Spotted: Lord Voldemort staging a non existent chemistry photo op with her new beard

Good afternoon to my beautiful and amazing readers on this lovely Sunday afternoon. I’m back once again to report that He Who Shall Not Be Named has finally been photographed with her new beard Joe Alwyn. And, my oh my are just the cutest faux couple ever. (Just kidding BTW, these two look as real as a knockoff Louis Vuitton bag). They were spotted in Nashville of all places. (Guess Tay wanted to change it up from Rhode Island this time, like what’s next bitch? Orlando, Florida?). Also, I discovered something about Tay and Joe’s REAL connection. I’ll just say it has something to with a very special company that Tay has lots of connections with. Let’s discuss the pics shall we?

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Just yesterday, the paps that Tay and Joe called photographed them discussing their plans for their fauxlationship on a balcony (WTF is this shit? Romeo and Juliet? Gross.) in Nashville:

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IDK WHAT’S WORST ABOUT THESE AWFUL PICS? HOW TERRIBLE TAY LOOKS OR THE FACT THAT THEY LOOK MORE LIKE SIBLINGS WHO ARE FORCED TO HANGOUT TOGETHER AFTER A HUGE FIGHT

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Now onto their actual connection:

You guys probably remember (or the people who actually saw the movie lol) Joe’s huge box office bomb Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk right?

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Well, I found out some things about the film: The movie was distributed by Tristar Pictures:

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A SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY HUH?

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Also, look what I found out too!

SHE SAW IT WITH FELLOW SONY ARTISTS HAIM OMFG

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I’m done with this post, but not this fauxlationship. This summer, I will be keeping a close eye on how this fauxlationship will unravel and what ridiculous piece of Tay Swift clothing Joe is going to wear to her 4th of July bitch bash (Let’s face it, he’s going to wear something hideous and awful, I mean he’s attending a Tay Swift party, it’s mandatory). But gosh, he’s already looking annoyed with her, like Joe you better set yourself straight (no pun intended) or Tay will extend the contract to another year. Don’t push your luck, kid. Also, if this is what Tay is going to keep looking like in her photo ops, I wonder how what’s going to wear the next time she calls the paps? Sweatpants? Pajamas? Like, seriously aren’t you rich af? Why do you keep dressing up like a homeless person? Also, do your hair geez you look like a 5 year old with that hairstyle. I mean, you are mentally 5 years old, but geez you’re nearly 28 years old! Put yourself together! Bye now people and I will see you all next time!

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He Who Shall Not Be Named has resurfaced & she has a new beard!

Good afternoon bitches! Nat is finally back to share with you some news about everyone’s favorite whiny drama queen Taylor Alison Swift! I’m so happy to be back to report that Lord Voldemort has finally come out of the closet (No, not that one! Silly people, she would never come out of THAT closet hahahahahahahhaha). She has finally come out of the closet she has been hiding in and she has finally resurfaced!!!!! I’m gonna talk about not only that, but the new beard she found in irrelevancyville! Also, I’m also gonna talk about her ex-beard Harry Styles supposedly writing a song about her lmfao and Katy Perry talking shit about her left and right and that song she wrote about her which she sang with Nicki Minaj (YASSSSSSSSSS!) Let’s get this return party started!

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On April 13th, some fans speculated that Harry’s new song, Ever Since New York is about Taylor oh dear why:

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Funny, how they think that the song is about Haylor when this was also happening at the time:

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Moving on now, on April 20th, Tay’s goblin of a faux friend Ed Sheeran was named one of Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People list (What the actual fuck!? How much did Ed pay for that honor lol) and Tay decided to make his news all about her, I mean congratulate her faux friend on his honor haha:

The 27-year-old singer penned an essay about him for Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People feature in which she said that Ed‘s “protected by an impenetrable and ever-present armor of enthusiasm that has helped him endure any setback, letdown or underestimation.”

“A few years ago, in a rare moment of admitting feeling defeated, Ed said to me, ”I’m never going to win a Grammy.’ Yes, you are, I said. You’re going to sweep the whole thing one of these years,” Taylor wrote. “It was a few weeks later when he met me in a dance-shoe store in London, where I was picking out rehearsal outfits, and said, ‘You have to hear this.’ It was a song he’d just finished called “Thinking Out Loud,” which went on to win Song of the Year at the Grammy Awards in 2016.”

She added, “Congratulations to my friend Ed, for the legacy you’ve already built and the brilliant hook you probably just came up with five minutes ago.”

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Funny, how Tay did this before Ed dropped the music video for his new song Galway Girl on May 4th:

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Moreover, something else happened on May 4th! Tay was forced to promote her faux friends/fellow Sony artists Haim on Instagram!

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Also, that same night, Tay’s faux friend Gaygi Hadid stopped by Tay’s apartment to pick up a paycheck from her boss:

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WHY DOESN’T SHE LOOK HAPPY TO BE PICKING UP A PAYCHECK FROM TAYLOR SWIFT? ALSO, WHO TF WEARS THAT WHEN PICKING UP A PAYCHECK, TOO?

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Ironic how Gigi is photographed going inside of her boss’ apartment before these 2 announcements:

Speaking of Tommy Hilfiger, the 22-year-old model recently renewed her contract with the fashion house to continue designer her Tommy x Gigi collection for two more seasons!

Gigi is a force in the fashion industry and the ultimate Tommy Girl,” Tommy Hilfiger said, via Los Angeles Times. “Her positive, down-to-earth energy and cool, effortless style continue to captivate her audiences around the world. I have loved designing the Tommy x Gigi collections with her and I look forward to continuing our partnership for another year.”

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Let’s move on now to May 10th: Some fans and some media outlets thinks Harry’s other new song Two Ghosts might be about Taylor considering these lyrics:

Same lips, red / Same eyes, blue / Same white shirt, couple more tattoos / But it’s not you and it’s not me / Tastes so sweet, looks so real / Sounds like something that I used to feel / But I can’t touch what I see / We’re not who we used to be / We’re not who we used to be / We’re just two ghosts singing in the…” Harry‘s lyrics read.

MMMM SAME EYES BLUE, SAME WHITE SHIRT & COUPLE MORE TATTOOS HUH

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On May 13th, a miracle happened! Lord Voldemort finally came out of hiding and it looks like she might’ve gotten ass implants (Or did she gain weight? You decide from looking at the pics).

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DID SOMEONE NOT WANT TO LOOK PUT TOGETHER IN FRONT OF THE PAPS SHE OBVIOUSLY CALLED? LOL, HOW PATHETIC. ALSO, I DO THINK SHE ACTUALLY DID GET ASS IMPLANTS, CAUSE JUST LOOK AT THESE OLD PICS OF HERS:

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Back to some Gigi news gross, Tay wanted to make Gigi’s Harper Bazaar interview about her by telling lies about how “great of a friend” Gigi is lol these bitches are so delusional:

“As a friend, Gigi is one of the first people I go to for advice. She has this incredible ability to see all sides of a situation and simplify it for you, to see the complexity of people,” the 27-year-old singer said of her 22-year-old friend. “Gigi’s #1 rule is to treat people the way she’d want to be treated, so she’s on time (or early) to work, says hello to everyone on set, asks them how they are, and actually listens to their response. She is an innately kind and inclusive person who has managed to become a huge power player and businesswoman without ever compromising that.”

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Also, how hilarious that Tay did this for her fellow death eater before this came out (no pun intended) for Gigi:

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WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING IN THIS PIC? LIKE, IS SHE POSSESSED OR HIGH IN THIS PIC?

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Now onto some desperate famewhore news: Tay finally found a new desperate and gay British actor to be her new beard!

Taylor Swift has been keeping out of the spotlight, but she might have a new man in her life!

The 27-year-old superstar is reportedly dating 26-year-old British actor Joe Alwyn, according to The Sun.

The rumored couple have been keeping the relationship under wraps by donning disguises while out together in Joe‘s hometown of London.

Taylor and Joe are the real deal, this is a very serious relationship. But after what happened with Tom Hiddleston, they were determined to keep it quiet,” a source explained.

They added, “Taylor has flown in via private jets and her security has made it a military-like mission to prevent her from being seen.”

Taylor has also reportedly been renting a house in North London while spending time with Joe.

We can’t wait to see when the couple will make their public debut!

OH GOSH, I SWEAR TREE KEEPS RECYCLING THE SAME STORIES FOR HER BEARDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN AHHAAHAHHAHAHA BTW IF ANY OF YOU CARE THIS IS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE:

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OOPS! SORRY, WRONG PHOTO! THIS IS HIM:

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Also, doesn’t he look like someone we all know?

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Joe also looks a little bit like Tay’s younger brother Austin too omfg:

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WHY DOES TAY ALWAYS PICK BEARDS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY COULD BE HER BROTHER?

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Oh and I also found a video that was filmed back in October 2016 which proves that that stunt was in the works:

SO, WHEN THE DRAKE DEAL FELL THROUGH JOE WAS PLAN B OMFG

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BTW, A mere 5 DAYS after Tay and Joe’s publicists released the news about the fauxlationship, a new image from Joe’s upcoming film titled Keepers got released omfg:

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Also, on May 19th something great happened! Katy Perry finally released her new song titled Swish Swish featuring Nicki Minaj! After the song was released, people speculated that the song is in fact about Lord Voldemort! Have a listen people!

THIS IS MY JAM OMFG

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Ofc, Tay knew this song was all about her and got her faux irrelevant friends such Ruby Rose and Joseph Kahn to diss Katy on Twitter lol these dumb bitches:

NICE TRY BITCH, WE ALL KNOW YOU DO IT FOR THE PAYCHECK AND PUBLICITY. BTW, WEREN’T YOU LEECHING ONTO KATY WAY BEFORE YOU WERE LEECHING ONTO TAY?

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Funny how Barty Crouch Jr. was paid to defend Lord Voldemort before this film came out on DVD:

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DIDN’T THIS FILM JUST COME OUT IN JANUARY? WHY IS IT ALREADY OUT ON DVD?

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After that embarrassing publicity stunt, Ruby’s publicist made her apology:

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Joseph Kahn aka that irrelevant director who also directed some of Tay’s awful videos tweeted this:

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After that hot mess, Katy decided to shade the bitch by saying all of this:

“There’s a situation. Honestly, it’s really like she started it, and it’s time for her to finish it,” Katy began.

She continued, “I tried to talk to her about it and she wouldn’t speak to me…I do the right thing any time that it feels like a fumble. It was a full shutdown and then she writes a song about me, and I’m like, OK, cool, cool, cool, that’s how you want to deal with it? Karma!”

Katy added that she just wanted the drama to be done with but admitted that she felt she had to respond to Taylor.

“But what I want to say is that I’m ready for that BS to be done. Now, there is the law of cause and effect. You do something, there’s going to be a reaction, and trust me daddy, there’s going to be a reaction. It’s all about karma, right? I think personally that women together, not divided, and none of this petty bulls**t, women together will heal the world,” Katy said.

“I did try and reach out to her. I tried to do the right thing, the good thing, and you know, she shut me down and wrote a song,” Katy said.

Katy was then asked if she would pick up the phone right now if Taylor called or FaceTime’d and Katy replied, “Absolutely.”

“By the way, I am ready, because I think when women unite, the world is going to heal…I don’t have any beef with anyone. I love everyone, and honestly, I love everyone and I think we need to unite more than ever….We need to come together and love on each other today,” Katy continued.

LOOK, I DON’T LIKE KATY MUCH LIKE THE NEXT PERSON, BUT THERE WERE NO LIES DETECTED IN WHAT SHE SAID

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Just yesterday, Tay and Joe were reportedly spotted together jetting Tay’s private jet plane oh dear just keep recycling your fauxlationships Tay lol:

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I THOUGHT TAY WANTED A PRIVATE “RELATIONSHIP” WITH HER BEARD LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TAY?

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That’s it for this post. Wow, damn I wrote so much today lol. But, I had to inform you guys about Lord Voldemort’s huge return. Also, I wonder how long this fauxlationship is going to last, cause I can’t picture this fauxlationship going on for a year and a half just like the Calvin one. I just hope Joe doesn’t do anything to piss Tay off so that she could extend it for another year as punishment. Also, Joe doesn’t know what he signed up for like dude, I know you thought that Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk was supposed to be your Hurt Locker, but is this truly the way? Good luck with that flop movie career you’re going to have after the contract expires. Moreover, so basically what Tay and Tree are trying to tell us that Taylor not only “dated” 3 GUYS back in 2016, but that she also started “dating” Joe a month after her and Tom “broke up”. Like, Tay better not complain the next time someone questions her on how many guys she “dates”, like bitch you wanted the slutty pop star image, you’re getting it. Furthermore, I wonder what her 4th of July party will look like this time. Will she include clowns or even a guy doing magic tricks since she had that big slide last year lol. Also, I wonder what she will make Joe wear at her party? Jeans that has Taylor’s initials on the back or a Taylor Swift varsity jacket that has her bad lyrics on each arm? Can’t wait to report on that! Well, that’s it for me, for now anyway. Like I’ve been doing for the past year or so, I will be keeping a close eye on this fauxlationship and how dumb and immature Tay acts as well. I’m very happy to be back to report with you guys about the dumb bitch and goodbye now! I’ll see you all very soon!

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I review the rest of February and the beginning of March!

Omg guess what guys!? I’m finally back to talk to you about everyone’s favorite death eater leader Lord Voldemort aka Taylor Alison Swift. Today in her death eater adventures, I’m gonna talk about how her fellow death eaters have been name dropping her left and right. From Nagini aka Camila the cunt to Peter Pettigew aka Lena the Lard Dunham. Also, Ed Ugly Sheeran decided to unnecessarily name drop his boss in various interviews and Uncle Creepy aka Tommy Girl Hiddleston has been getting a lot of questions about his ex-beard (surprise, surprise). Let me tell you all about it:

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Before his awful Grammy performance, Ed decided to name drop Tay omfg lol how pathetic:

The 27-year-old singer’s close friend and former collaborator Ed Sheeran has revealed the extreme measures that Taylor takes to make sure her music doesn’t get into the hands of the wrong person.

“She would never send new songs, no,” Ed said in a new interview. “I hear them but it has to be with her.”

Ed even said that Taylor has people that will fly with music in locked briefcases so that certain people can hear the songs early!
“I remember when I did a song with her for her album, I was in San Francisco and they sent someone with a locked briefcase with an iPad and one song on it and they flew to San Francisco, and played the song I’ve done with her,” Ed said. “And they asked if I like it and I was like ‘Yeah’ and then they took it back, that’s how I hear it.”

DID HE JUST SUBTLETY REFER TO HER AS A CONTROL FREAK

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Also, how ironic that he name dropped her before his Saturday Night Live performance:

and you all know about the NBC and Universal partnership right?

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Moving on now, Frank Ocean decided to rightfully call out Tay winning over Kendrick Lamar at the Grammys last year:

Ok Ken (and David). As much as I hate to make you guys famous or even respond to you directly. We all die one day and you’re old so fuck it. Yea yea my 2013 performance at the Grammys was absolute shit. Technical difficulties, blah blah. Thanks for the reminder. Very much appreciated. Fuck that performance though. You think that’s why I kept my work out of the Grammy process this year? Don’t you think I would’ve wanted to play the show to ‘redeem’ myself if I felt that way? In reality, I actually wanted to participate in honoring Prince on the show but then I figured my best tribute to that man’s legacy would be to continue to be myself out here and to be successful. Winning a TV award doesn’t christen me successful. It took me some time to learn that. I bought all my masters back last year in the prime of my career, that’s successful. Blonde sold a million plus without a label, that’s successful. I am young, black, gifted and independent.. that’s my tribute. I’ve actually been tuning into CBS around this time of year for a while to see who gets the top honor and you know what’s really not ‘great TV’ guys? 1989 getting album of the year over To Pimp A Butterfly. Hands down one of the most ‘faulty’ TV moments I’ve seen. Believe the people. Believe the ones who’d rather watch select performances from your program on YouTube the day after because your show puts them to sleep. Use the old gramophone to actually listen bro, I’m one of the best alive. And if you’re up for a discussion about the cultural bias and general nerve damage the show you produce suffers from then I’m all for it. Have a good night.

GO FRANK OCEAN

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Moreover, Peter Pettigrew aka Lena Dunham was paid to defend her faux friend/boss for not speaking out the 2016 Election:

“I just think everyone has to do it their way. When I was lesser known, I was like, “Who could not share their opinion?” Then I found out that when you talk about politics, people straight up tweet you the floor plan of your house and say they’re coming to your house. You have to fucking watch it because people are nuts,” Lena told Rolling Stone.

“She’s been in the public eye since she was 15. I felt young when my career started and I was 23, 24. When I met her, she was newly 22, and she was a f*cking seasoned pro at this stuff. Watching the way that she understands the vicissitudes of the cycle, and she just keeps making her work, – that’s just really impressive to me. That’s how I hope to live my life, which is not as a slave to public opinion, but just as somebody who continues to make things,” Lena continued.
“She’s truly just an artist who has to make things to survive. I guess that’s what we have most in common. And she’s never not making music. If people know about it or they don’t, she’s never not making music, and that’s like, something that I’ve really watched with a lot of admiration. Because she’s been put through the ringer, and she’s continued to make her work. People who understand how to protect themselves but aren’t so beaten down that they can’t be creative – that to me is the greatest.”

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Also, it’s funny how Lena got a huge hefty paycheck for defending the bitch before the film for her new movie My Entire High School Sinking Into the Sea Trailer debuted on the web a mere 5 DAYS afterwards oooh:

THIS LOOKS AWFUL AF, BUT IT’S A LENA DUNHAM FILM SO

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The day after Peter Pettigrew was paid to defend her boss, Nagini aka Camila the Cunt Cabello decided to name drop Tay in her Billboard Magazine interview lol oh gosh:

Cabello’s Florida friends, who all predate her appearance on The X Factor, reconnected for “Friendsgiving” in 2016 and FaceTimed an eighth-grade theater teacher who encouraged Cabello when she first got into acting and singing. She’s not much for going out: “I had a phase in Miami where I was like, ‘I’m going to do all the things I would do if I were 19,’ ” which she is. “I went [to clubs], and I was like, ‘I don’t love this.’ ” After our brunch in Los Angeles, she plans to meet Troye Sivan for coffee and then have him and Taylor Swift over to her Silver Lake Airbnb for some “chill stuff.”

OH GOSH CHILL STUFF HUH CAMILA AND YOU’RE A CELEB, WHY ARE YOU APPARENTLY “STAYING” IN AN AIRBNB HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Also, how hilarious that fellow SONY artist Camila the cunt name dropped her faux friend before this song came out:

MY DEAR THIS SONG SOUNDS AWFUL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT FLOP SOLO CAREER OF YOURS BITCH

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Also, Troye Sivan is a Capitol Records artist:

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And, looked what I found out about Troye lol:

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Also, Troye’s Out Magazine photoshoot came out THE SAME DAY as Camila the Cunt’s interview:

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Now onto Little Big Town ughhhhhh, one of the members, Karen Fairchild decided to say Tay will always be a, “Nashville Girl at Heart”, even though Taylor was born in Pennsylvania lol:

“She’s a Nashville songwriter,” Little Big Town‘s Karen Fairchild told USA Today. “When you write a song like “Better Man” top to bottom on your own with your acoustic guitar, that’s Nashville. She’s a storyteller. She loves country music. Her last record was more poppy but who knows? Taylor can do anything she wants to. And she will forever be a Nashville girl.”

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Funny, how Karen name-dropped Tay before their album came out:

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and also look what record label Little Big Town are a part of:

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Furthermore, Ed decided the name drop the bitch THE DAY BEFORE HIS ALBUM CAME OUT and this is what he decided to say:

“Taylor [Swift] isn’t going to be releasing until probably the end of this year – Christmas is the smartest time to release because that’s when everyone buys records. So I’ve got a full year of just all Ed, all the time,” Ed told the BBC.

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Also, he name dropped her before his awful IHeartRadio Music Awards performance a mere 2 days later lol:

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Now onto Lorde releasing new music and how Tay made it all about herself, I mean promoted her faux friend’s single, because they’re both Universal Music Group artists my bad: Tay decided to promote Lorde’s new single Green Light by doing this:

g2g brb just gonna make up an interpretive dance to this magnificent bop for the ages ELLA I LOVE YOU

A post shared by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

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Moving onto Uncle Creepy aka Tom Hiddleston being asked about his ex-beard lol:

Tom Hiddleston gave an interview to The Telegraph and was asked if he regretted his relationship with Taylor Swift, specifically with regards to “the publicity and gossip the romance engendered.”

The writer of the article noted that the 36-year-old “testily” responded, “What should I regret, in your mind? I would rather not talk about this if that’s alright.”

“I’m just thinking about this. Everyone is entitled to a private life. I love what I do and I dedicate myself with absolute commitment to making great art and great entertainment, and in my mind I don’t conflict the two. My work is in the public sphere and I have a private life. And those two things are separate,” he added.

EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO A PRIVATE LIFE HUH

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BECAUSE,

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YOU WERE SO

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PRIVATE LAST SUMMER THOMAS

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WITH YOUR

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RIDICULOUS SHENANIGANS

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Moreover, today Ed decided to tell the world in Rolling Stone that he not only slept with one of his other fellow death eaters (ewwwwww), he also talked about how he and Tay “always have each others backs”. BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

On hooking up with some of Taylor Swift‘s friends: “Taylor’s world is celebrity. I was this 22-year-old awkward British kid going on tour with the biggest artist in America, who has all these famous mates. It was very easy. … I would often find myself in situations just kind of waking up and looking over and being like, ‘How the f-ck did that happen?’”

Nothing can divide them! Ed Sheeran opened up about his close bond with BFF Taylor Swift in his new Rolling Stone cover story. The British singer, who just dropped his third album, Divide, first met the pop star when he opened for her 2013 Red Tour.

“I was on the most amazing f–king tour in the world. I was just living in a country that I didn’t belong in, in a town I didn’t really know anyone,” Sheeran, 26, told the mag. “She would be there if everything ended for me. Taylor is kind of an anomaly in that sense. She’s omnipresent because she’s the most famous woman in the world, so she can’t make the decision to not be in the press. I always stick up for Taylor.”

Swift, 27, became a fan when she heard his hit “Lego House” in 2011. “It just cut through everything else,” she told RS.

“It’s awesome meeting famous people. But that’s not life. That’s not reality,” Sheeran told RS. “One day this will f–king end. And I know the one person that’s going to remain constant is Cherry (Seaborn, his girlfriend). I should just enjoy this while it’s there, but not let it become my reality. Because that’s not the reality I want to live in.”

The “Castle on the Hill” singer feels the same way about Swift, even though they only see each other once or twice a year. “We’ve gotten matching Scottish folds, made each other arts and crafts Christmas presents, vacationed with our families, and had each other’s backs,” Swift told Rolling Stone. “He is the James Taylor to my Carole King and I can’t imagine a time when he wouldn’t be.”

OKAY, IF YOU CLAIM YOU 2 “HAVE EACH OTHERS BACKS” THEN WHERE WERE YOU WHEN KIMYE ATTACKED HER LAST JULY ED? AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE OTHER BULLSHIT YOU’RE SPEWING AND YOU BASICALLY ADMITTED TO JOINING HER TOUR FOR MORE EXPOSURE, DUMBASS

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Also, it’s funny how this interview came out THE DAY BEFORE he performed at his not so secret show in NYC lol:

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That’s all for the misadventures of Lord Voldemort and her fellow death eaters (for now). Oh gosh, is Ed taking lying advice from Lily Aldridge or something, because it sure seems that way lol. Also, I’m really starting to think that he’s in love with Tay like dude, she’s not into guys like go back to your girlfriend and leave Tay alone, oh wait you’re barely relevant without her so lol. Also, like I said before, I still don’t feel sorry for Uncle Creepy at all like he’s the one who wanted more fame and exposure, he got it like stop being annoyed about being asked about Tay, you idiot lol. Also, Lena, I know you’re gonna fade into irrelevancy once your stupid ass show finally says goodbye, but oh gosh you defending Tay is just making you look more pathetic than you already are lol. BTW, Camila get better PR training oh gosh like Tay has ever “chilled” in her 27 years on being on this earth lmfao, nice try bitch lol. Goodbye now and I’ll be back soon kids!

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My review so far of February 2017

Hello, hello, hello. I’m back again and it feels so damn good omg. I’m back to inform you of what’s been happening with our favorite white feminist Taylor Allison Swift in the loving month of February. I’m gonna talk about her terrible Super Bowl performance, her fake friends name dropping her and her former beard Tom Hiddleston spouting lies about him and Tay’s fauxlationship, oh gosh he’s getting more embarrassing and pathetic by the minute lol. Let me tell you all about it:

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On February 2, Tay posted a video of her rehearsing for her Super Bowl performance (thank god she didn’t take the main stage, now that would’ve been a huge disaster) and she also sang an acoustic version of her awful song I don’t wanna live forever:

SO FUCKING PITCHY OMFG

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Moving on, on February 3rd, Tay’s fake friend and fellow Sony artist Camila Cabello aka Camila the cunt decided to name drop Tay while promoting her horrible single Bad Things:

“We talk about love a lot and if I ever have any questions about love or if there’s anything that I’m going through at the time, whether it’s with a boy or with a friend, she’s a very good person to ask those kind of questions,” Cabello told The Sun. “She’s very knowledgeable about that stuff.”

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After that lying mess, Bad Things topped the pop song charts:

Machine Gun Kelly and Camila Cabello crown Billboard‘s Pop Songs radio airplay chart with “Bad Things.” The collab climbs 2-1 on the list dated Feb. 18.

The track is the first leader (and first chart entry) for rapper Kelly. Cabello reigns in her second visit as a soloist. A year ago, she reached No. 10 with Shawn Mendes on “I Know What You Did Last Summer.”

GEEZ I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED?

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On February 4th, Tay sang for Houston (Poor Houston) for her Superbowl performance yuck:

WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING ON STAGE OMFG

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Also, Ruby Rose needed a job, because she’s already had 2 flops this year and so she DJd Tay’s show lol:

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THAT FAKE SMILE OF HERS I CAN’T

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Moreover, during the Superbowl stuff, Former Glee star Lea Michele decided to name drop Tay lol:

“There isn’t a day that goes by that Taylor Swift music isn’t blasted in my house. Right now, her new song with Zayn … if I play it one more time, I might combust,” jokes the star. “I love her. I was just talking to Emma Roberts about her the other day and we were reading the inside of her booklet for Red, and she has this amazing little excerpt she wrote inside about different kinds of love. She’s really an amazing songwriter and her music is just the best girl music ever.”

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After that randomness, Tay supposedly sent Lea flowers for her comments what the actual fuck lol:

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I HOPE KARLIE WON’T GET MAD AND I WONDER IF LEA AND TAY EVER TALKED ABOUT DIANNA AGRON

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Also, let me tell you the real reason why this all happened: Lea Michele is a Columbia Records aka Sony artist!

and you all remember who the queen bee of Sony aka RCA Records is right?

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Lea has also been teasing her upcoming album like anyone asked for a 2nd album from her in the 1st place:

Michele herself has been busy lately promoting her upcoming album, Places, which features some of her most personal music yet.

“[My] first record had a little bit of a heaviness to it and was obviously more of a pop-heavy record,” she explains. “For this one, I really just kind of went back to my roots and the music I grew up listening to. Where I’m at in my life right now, which is in a really happy, positive and inspired place, I wanted all of that to really reflect in my music.”

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Now onto Tay’s faux DUFF aka Lena Dunham name-dropping her, because her terrible show is finally ending yay and she has nothing else better to do in her so called career lol:

“I think that young woman…it’s so hard. I think about the relationships that I had in my early twenties and if they had been public, it would’ve been a disaster,” Lena said.

She added, “And also, I mean, not to repeat age-old feminist points, but it’s like you know, any male actor her age who’s going out and dating is applauded and to just have a perfectly normal amount of romantic partners but be held to impossibly high standards by the press, like it’s just an unfair and unwinnable game.”

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Also, the reason why Peter Pettigrew is name-dropping Lord Voldemort is because Vogue just did a 73 questionnaire video with her as well ew lol:

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Moving on, Tay’s fellow Sony artist and faux friend Kelsea Ballerini decided to name drop her right before it’s announced that she’s a performer at the Grammys this month omg lol:

On learning from pal Taylor Swift on handling the public: “I have been super cool with things being public. I think that’s part of being relatable. But I think I’ve had to learn to be OK with not being polished all the time. I don’t get to just share the pretty things…”

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Now onto today: Uncle Creepy aka Tom Hiddleston decided to lie about his fauxlationship with Tay in GQ just so he could promote Kong Skull Island. Face it Thomas and Luke, it’s gonna flop, so just stop:

On his relationship with Taylor: “Taylor is an amazing woman. She’s generous and kind and lovely, and we had the best time. Of course it was real….So we decided to go out for dinner, we decided to travel…She’s incredible. A relationship in the limelight…A relationship always takes work. And it’s not just the limelight. It’s everything else.”

On The “I Heart T.S.” t-shirt: “The truth is, it was the Fourth of July and a public holiday and we were playing a game and I slipped and hurt my back. And I wanted to protect the graze from the sun and said, ’Does anyone have a T-shirt?’ And one of her friends said, ’I’ve got this.’ ” The friend pulled out the “I ♥ T.S.” tank top that Taylor’s friends are contractually obligated to own. “And we all laughed about it. It was a joke.” So that’s his statement on the entire relationship: an explanation of the tank top. “It was a joke,” he repeats. “Among friends.”

On the conspiracy theories that their relationship was fake: “I have to be so psychologically strong about not letting other people’s interpretations about my life affect my life. A relationship exists between two people. We will always know what it was. The narratives that are out there altogether have been extrapolated from pictures that were taken without consent or permission, with no context. Nobody had the context for that story. I’m still trying to work out a way of having a personal life and protecting it, but also without hiding. So the hardest thing is that that was a joke among friends on the Fourth of July…I just, I was surprised. I was just surprised that it got so much attention. The tank top became an emblem of this thing.”

OKAY THERE WERE 2 THINGS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN I WAS READING THIS ARTICLE IT WAS THIS:

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and this

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That’s it for the month of February (for now). Oh gosh, Tom just stop you’re getting worst than Zayn and that says a lot like if you’re gonna lie tell a more convincing story like why would you slide down a waterslide and play in the water if your “back was hurting”. Heck, that was even worst than the unbelievable story Cara told on Cordon lol. Gosh, Luke is a failure as a publicist, like Tom I know he’s your boyfriend and all, but fire him, you just need a new and better publicist like stat. And, him calling Tay’s fake friends, his so called, “friends” like that was just an epic fail right there lol. Well, I’ll be leaving now, but I’ll be back the next time Tay does or says something shady or just downright stupid lol. Goodbye everyone!

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Recap of everything that happened in January 2017!

Good afternoon my amazing and wonderful readers. I’m finally back with a brand new post about everyone’s favorite spoiled brat Taylor Alison Swift. Today, I’m gonna recap everything that went down in January for our favorite stupid bitch from her awful music video to how our favorite white feminist decided not to march in the Women’s March (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TAY!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THIS SO CALLED FEMINIST! WHAT HAPPENED!?). Let me get started on that post for y’all:

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On January 11th, Tay was spotted leaving the gym and she actually looked like she worked out this time, it’s a fucking miracle:

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OKAY, WHAT IS UP WITH HER REFUSING TO LOOK AT THE PAPS THAT SHE OBVS CALLED AND WHY IS SHE SHOWING OFF THAT UGLY ASS BAG OF HERS I THOUGHT HER CATCHPHRASE WAS THIS:

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SO WHICH ONE IS IT TAY!?

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Also, this was announced for the bitch ughhh:

Taylor Swift wants to turn her home into a local historical landmark!

The 27-year-old entertainer requested that her Beverly Hills home be considered by the Cultural Heritage Commission to receive the landmark status, according to the Beverly Hills Courier.

The six-bedroom, five-bath mansion formerly belonged to legendary Hollywood producer Samuel Goldwyn, who built it in 1934.

The home also features a library, card room, theatre and a guest suite with separate entrance.

Taylor, who purchased the home in 2015, is requesting the historical landmark status to make sure that the classic, historic home is preserved.

1ST A MUSEUM, A CABLE CHANNEL AND NOW THIS WHAT’S NEXT YOU WANT TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT TAY?

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Later on, Tay wished fellow Sony artist Zayn Malik a happy birthday with a tweet basically teasing the music video for their horrible song lol:

ALSO, WHAT KIND OF TEASER IS THIS LIKE I COULD TEASE A MUSIC VIDEO BETTER THAN YOU 2 BITCHES

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Now onto Ed news puke: Tay’s faux friend Ed Sheeran WHO SHE HASN’T SEEN SINCE JULY 2016 decided to name drop her just so he could promote his 2 new singles lol:

“There’s an underdog element to it. Taylor [Swift] was never the popular kid in school. I was never the popular kid in school. Then you get to the point when you become the most popular kid in school – and we both take it a bit too far,” he explained. Sheeran is a known Swift squad member; she even recently helped promote his new music.
“She wants to be the biggest female artist in the world and I want to be the biggest male artist in the world,” he told the magazine of their equally strong ambitions. “It also comes from always being told that you can’t do something and being like, ‘F–k you. I can.’”

WAS HE DRINKING BEFORE THIS INTERVIEW OR SOMETHING?

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Speaking of fake friends, Tay’s famewhore faux friend Ruby Rose decided to name drop Tay, because she needed to promote XXX return of the Xander which ended up flopping wow we’re already in February and you’ve already had 2 flops Ruby great job Cara 2.0:

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Moving on now, on January 21, instead of being the great “feminist” she claims to be and walk in the Women’s March, the cunt decided to just tweet this lol:

IF YOU’RE SO PROUD TO BE A WOMAN, THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU WALK THEN LOL

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Also, boy did she get some hate for not walking omfg:

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Also, I love how her 12 year old fans keep saying she was too “famous” to march when:

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NATALIE IS PREGNANT BTW AND SHE MADE IT SO

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Moreover, on January 27, the music video for I don’t wanna live forever finally debuted and my oh my was it just plain awful:

THE ONLY BRIGHT SIDE OF THE VIDEO IS THAT THEY PROVED THAT THEY HAD WORST CHEMISTRY THAN DAKOTA AND JAMIE

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They also released the behind the scenes video lol:

WHY DO THEIR INTERACTIONS REMIND ME OF THIS?

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LIKE SPOT THE DIFFERENCE PEOPLE

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Going onto this: You guys remember Tay’s “inspiring” speech you know the one where she shaded Kanye for telling the truth , well it was used in a Grammy short film oh dear:

HOW MUCH DID TREE AND TAY PAY FOR THIS SHIT?

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Moving on now, Tay and Gigi finally “hungout” after not seeing each other since OCTOBER 2016:

OH GOSH IDK WHAT’S MORE AWKWARD? HOW TAY HASN’T HEARD THE SONG EVEN THOUGH IT’S BEEN ON THE RADIO SINCE DECEMBER OR HOW HIGH GIGI LOOKS LOL

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Also, it’s funny how Gigi and Tay have finally hungout THE SAME DAY this mag comes out:

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Gigi was also paid to praise the Grammy short film with her speech. Is she Tay’s fake friend or her lap dog? Idk which is which anymore lol.

Lily also decided to be thirsty and responded to Gigi’s tweet lol how pathetic:

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Remember, Lily and Gigi are both Victoria’s Secret models and IMG Models as well and Lily’s new VS Campaign pics just came out:

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That’s it for January. Oh gosh, I’m so happy that people are calling out the bitch for not walking in the Women’s March. But, really how the hell are her fans gonna defend her after that like she’s always preaching to us about feminism and whatnot and what we should do as feminist lol. But, wow her fans defending her like that no wonder she took y’all to court and threw away your unanswered fanmail lol. But, that music video was just yikes lol. Tay’s acting makes porn stars look like Oscar winners, like she was that bad and Zayn I have no words for discount Usher, like good luck with the rest of whatever’s left of your so called music career and bearding for Gigi lol. Also, did you guys see that Itunes reduced the price of IDWLF from $1.29 to $0.69? Like, doesn’t Itunes do that 2 or maybe 3 years after a song is released not 3 MONTHS. That’s pretty sad for a Taylor Swift song man lol. Goodbye everyone and I’ll be back with the post for February okay!

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Tay’s latest hangout with Lily (Who she hasn’t seen since October) and Abigail (Oh dear) and why she really went to Missouri to perform for that fan

Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman. Nat is finally back with news about everyone’s favorite immature bitch Taylor Alison Swift. Today, I’m gonna talk about her latest hangouts with Lily and Abigail. Also, I’m gonna tell you all why she went to Missouri to perform for a fan (Hint: It has something to do with that special friend of hers. You all know who I’m talking about.) And, Reese Witherspoon name-dropped Tay yet again (Geez, for an Oscar Winning actress she’s pretty thirsty lol). Let me get that post started for ya:

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On December 23rd, Tay was photographed hanging out with her faux friend Lily Aldridge with an unwelcome appearance by Abigail Anderson yuck:

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I LOVE HOW SHE’S HOLDING THEIR FACES SO TIGHTLY TO HER FACE LIKE THAT

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Moreover, funny how Tay and Lily are finally hanging out after not seeing each other for 2 months after this came out ON THE SAME DAY AS THE PICS OMFG:

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Now onto more Reese news yay (not):

The bitch name-dropped Tay yet again (Surpise, surprise):

“Country music is much easier for me,” Reese said on The Today Show, talking about singing for Walk the Line. “Singing Taylor‘s song ‘Shake It Off’ was really hard. I happened to run into her while I was making the movie and I was like, ‘I have a new appreciation for how hard you work.’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, I work really hard.’”

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BTW, YOU ALL KNOW REESE’S FILM SING CAME OUT AND IT’S A UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FILM RIGHT?

And, you all know about Taylor’s record label Big Machine Records being under the Universal Music Umbrella, right?

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Moving onto the Missouri thing:

Taylor flew to Missouri to sing to a WWII Vet named Cyrus Porter:

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BTW, LET ME TELL YOU ALL THE REAL REASON FOR THIS TRIP:

You guys all know about Tay’s girlfriend I mean special friend, Karlie Kloss right?

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DON’T THEY MAKE THE CUTEST COUPLE?

Anyway, Karlie was born in Chicago, but guess where she was raised?

Kloss, who was raised in St. Louis, stars in the luxury car company’s fall 2013 advertising campaign, “Untamed.” It debuted last week at Berlin’s fashion week. The Berlin edition of The Daily Front Row, the fashion industry’s guilty pleasure newspaper, featured Kloss alone on the cover with the headline: “Fashion Week begins … with Karlie.”

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That’s all everyone. I hope everyone had a great Christmas, Kwanza and Hanukkah! I’d also liked to take this moment to send love and kisses to Carrie Fisher and George Michaels’ families during this tragic time. May they both rest in piece. Anyway, wow Tay using a charity stunt to go and spend the holidays with your girlfriend. And, we’re supposed to be rooting for this heartless girl lol. Also, I wonder why Martha and Todrick didn’t spend time with Tay during Christmastime, since they’re both obsessed with her lol. Did they get sick of her or something like that? LOL. Moreover, goodbye everyone and I’ll be back soon to do my year of review for Tay. You guys are in for a real treat! Goodbye everyone!

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Happy Birthday to the stupidest bitch in the world!

Good morning my amazing readers. So sorry that I couldn’t post this on December 13th, I had to take care of my precious new dog. But, I’m happy to be back, because this is gonna be a very special post. Our precious white feminist ice queen Taylor Alison Swift turned 13 I mean 27 and I’ve decided to give her my own version of the best birthday present ever! Let me wrap it up and give it to you shall I?

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On December 13th, Taylor Alison Swift turned 27 years old (just 3 years from 30 yikes) and paid all of her faux friends to wish her a happy birthday lol:

Happy birthday…love you mucho ❤️

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I LIKE HOW A LOT OF THESE PICS ARE FROM PUBLIC EVENTS AND NOT EVEN PRIVATE

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She even paid some random people as well:

WTF KEVIN AND KATIE

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Now onto why Tay’s army of skanks wished her a happy birthday now:

After she wished Tay a happy birthday, Gigi announced this:

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Taylor’s girlfriend I mean Karlie just had her David Jones autumn/winter campaign come out (no pun intended):

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Martha’s Liu Jo SS17 campaign was just released:

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Tay’s faux token black friend Todrick just made an appearance on Harry:

and after his song was featured in the trailer for the new NBC show Emerald City (remember Universal owns NBC and remember who’s a part of Universal Music Group):

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After Ruby wished the bitch a happy birthday, it was announced that she’s in talks to star in Pitch Perfect 3 (the film series is also distributed by Universal Pictures, wonder how she she got the audition):

This is exciting casting news – Ruby Rose is in talks to join Pitch Perfect 3!

No plot details have been released yet and it is not yet known who Ruby will play in the movie, according to Variety.

Pitch Perfect 3 will be directed by Trish Sie, who is taking over for Elizabeth Banks after she dropped out of the director role due to her busy schedule. She will still reprise her role as Gail and produce the film.

Three actresses confirmed to return to the franchise are Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, and Brittany Snow.

Ruby is best known for her work on the third season of Orange Is the New Black and she will soon be seen opposite Vin Diesel in xXx: Return of Xander Cage.

SO NOT SEEING PITCH PERFECT 3 NOW

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Ruby’s Resident Evil: The Final Chapter poster also came out:

Resident Evil : The Final Chapter.

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NOT EVEN PHOTOSHOP CAN MAKE RUBY ROSE LOOK BADASS HOW AWKWARD

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Ruby also has this film coming in January:

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Now onto Jaime (these 2 are still faux friends wtf lol), Jaime announced this on her Instagram page:

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It was just announced that Blake’s husband Ryan Reynolds has been nominated for a Golden Globe (NBC is also the channel that airs the Golden Globes “sips tea”):

Best Motion Picture, Musical, or Comedy
20th Century Women
Deadpool
La La Land
Florence Foster Jenkins
Sing Street

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical, or Comedy
Ryan Gosling, La La Land
Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool
Colin Farrell, The Lobster
Hugh Grant, Florence Foster Jenkins
Jonah Hill, War Dogs

SO YOU KNOW BLAKE IS GONNA TRY TO STEAL THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM HER HUSBAND

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You all know why that Kennedy Raye girl, Camila Cabello and Todrick Hall wished Tay a happy birthday right?

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Lily Aldridge just promoted Sakara on her Twitter:

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For Camila, it was announced that 5th Harmony is releasing a 3rd album:

Fifth Harmony recently rocked the stage at the iHeartRadio Jingle Ball concert (Dec. 9) at Madison Square Garden. During a backstage interview with radio host Elvis Duran, the ladies revealed that they have a third album in the works.

“2017, it’s going to be popping,” promised 5H member Normani Hamilton. “We’re working on Jingle Ball right now, but the third album is definitely going to be so lit,” Dinah Jane Hansen added. “We’re really excited.”

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Onto why Kevin Costner and Katie Couric randomly wished the cunt a happy birthday lol:

Kevin has this movie coming out:

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Katie is currently in the middle of a lawsuit uh oh:

Lawyers for journalist Katie Couric are urging a federal judge to dismiss a $12 million defamation lawsuit filed by Virginia gun rights activists over what they call a misleading documentary edit.

The Virginia Citizens Defense League filed a lawsuit in September over Couric’s documentary “Under the Gun.”

The documentary shows nearly 10 seconds of silence after Couric asks members of the Virginia Citizens Defense League how felons or terrorists could be prevented from purchasing a gun without background checks. Activists can be heard on audio of the exchange responding to Couric’s question almost immediately.

In a motion to dismiss filed this week, Couric’s attorneys say that even if one doesn’t think the edit was appropriate, “it simply does not rise to the level of defamation.”

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She also just interviewed Edward Snowden:

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Now onto Zayn name-dropping Tay oh great ughhhhh:

Zayn talks about collaborating with the bitch for that terrible 50 Shades Darker song:

“We were kind of in separate places when I mentioned the idea to her. I spoke to her on the phone and she heard the song because (producer) Jack [Antonoff] had played it to her. So she really liked it and she went in the studio the next day,” he said.

Zayn added, “The interesting thing was she’s actually friends with Gi, so she already reached out because Jack had just played her the song anyway, just because we’d done it together and she really liked it…so I asked if she wanted to be on it and she was cool with it.”

WAIT WHAT YOU MENTIONED THE IDEA TO TAY, ZAYN? NICE TRY BITCH LOL AND TAY IS LISTED AS ONE OF THE SONGWRITERS ON THE SONG, DUMBASS LOL:

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Zayn also teased the music video for the song puke:

“There might be a video coming soon,” Zayn said. “Watch out for that. Yeah, hopefully [Taylor will be in it]. It might be a bit weird if it were someone else.”

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Now onto John Mayer shading Tay hahahhahahahhaha:

John tweeted this on Tay’s birthday lol:

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WOW, I CAN’T STAND JOHN BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS

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Now onto Reese Witherspoon name-dropping Tay go away bitch ughhhh:

Reese was on Ellen this week and talked about singing Taylor Swift and Katy Perry’s songs for her movie Sing oh dear lol:

“It was much harder. I grew up wanting to be a country music singer so the Walk The Line stuff was more in my heart,” the 40-year-old actress revealed while making an appearance on The Ellen Show, airing today (December 13). “This was really hard and I actually ran into Taylor and Katy while I was doing the movie and was like ‘you guys, this is really hard,’ and they were like ‘yeah, we know.’”

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You all know that Sing is a Universal Studios film right?

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That’s it for the birthday post. I wonder why Tay didn’t have Selena, Lorde, Lena or even Cara wish her a happy birthday. I wonder what happened with those faux friendships. Oh wait. I forgot. These “friendships” are as real as Tay’s implants and ass. My bad lol. But, oh gosh how are people not seeing that these faux friendships are fake like what’s the matter with you? But, Zayn oh gosh either you need more media training or you need to fire your publicist stat. Don’t start pulling a Hailee Steinfeld and confusing people with your lies. People are already confused and fed up by your past behavior in the last year and this year, just don’t. But, wow John Mayer that was hilarious. You get points from me man hahahahahahhahaha. Goodbye now and I’ll be back sooner than later, bitches!

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Tay’s mess of a Thanksgiving, the bitch is getting her own channel (TF?) and she’s doing a song with Zayn for Fifty Shades Darker (what the actual fuck?)

I have some great news guys! Guess who’s finally back to give you some more scoop about everyone’s favorite white feminist!? If you guessed Nat, you’re correct my friend. So sorry about the long ass break, I’ve been at work and I recently went to Cali to Universal Studios and Disneyland it was so much fun! But, now that I’m officially back, I’m gonna tell some shady stuff about Tay’s Thanksgiving, her getting her own channel on DirectTV (oh dear) and she’s doing a song with Zayn of all people for Fifty Shades Darker (hahahhahahahahha). Let’s get this post break party started:

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On November 23rd, Tay went to go “support” her faux friend Todrick Hall (who she hasn’t seen since August) at his broadway show Kinky Boots lol:

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IDK WHAT’S MORE AWKWARD? HOW STAGED THIS ALL LOOKS OR THEIR FAKE “HAPPY” FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OMFG

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Funny how this hangout happened before this was announced for Todrick:

The Broadway League has announced that Todrick Hall, now starring in Kinky Boots, will serve as a National Ambassador for the 2017 KIDS’ NIGHT ON BROADWAY, taking place in New York City on Tuesday, February 28th, 2017. Tickets to participating shows will go on sale to the public on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 at 10:30am.

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And, you all know why Tay is hanging out with Todrick after not seeing him for 3 1/2 months right?

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Now onto her messy Thanksgiving dinner lol:

Tay decided to prove that she wasn’t a racist this Thanksgiving by not only inviting her faux friends Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson, but she also invited Todrick oh dear:

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#mannequinchallenge @todrick @marthahunt @dr.jari @lilydonaldson @austinkingsleyswift @leahmccarthy

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Funny, how Lily and Martha hanged out with Tay before this little event:

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Moreover, it was announced that Tay is getting her very own channel on DirecTV ew:

Taylor Swift is getting her very own television show.

The 26-year-old “Blank Space” singer is teaming up with AT&T and their streaming service, DirecTV Now, according to Billboard.

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ALSO, PEOPLE ARE GETTING RID OF CABLE LEFT & RIGHT NOW, TAY HAHAHHAHHAAHA SO GOOD LUCK WITH THIS BUSINESS VENTURE THAT’S NOT GONNA WORK OUT

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And, no one is going to even want to pay for your channel, girl lol. For example:

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Now onto the most hilarious news ever:

Just yesterday, Tay dropped her new single from the upcoming film Fifty Shades Darker featuring no one other than Zayn hahhahahahahhaha:

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Z | T | 50 @zayn @fiftyshadesmovie #fiftyshadesdarker @itunes #idontwannaliveforever

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Also, this happened yesterday hahahhahahhaah:

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And, guess who Tay and Zayn paid to promote the song? You guessed it!

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Funny how this happened after Gigi won Model of the Year (how much did she pay for that award geez lol):

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and after Gigi and Lena spoke at a woman’s empowerment panel for Reebok what the actual fuck:

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And, you all know Lorde has been working on new music right?

Lorde has been hanging in New York City and it looks like she’s putting the finishing touches on her album!

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Also, never forget that Zayn and Tay are both RCA artists:

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Now onto horrible actor Ryan Reynolds name-dropping Tay wtf:

Ryan decided to talk about why he was making that uncomfortable face in that 4th of July pic for some odd reason lol:

When asked by Entertainment Weekly if he was actually upset in the photo, Ryan replied, “No, that’s a problem I’ve had all my life. If I’m not aware a photo is being taken, my natural resting face is one of a man dying.”

“I had no idea somebody was taking a photo,” he added. “Therefore I was resting comfortably in my persona of a man whose soul is visibly exiting this earth.”

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Funny, how this happened before Ryan was honored at a GQ event for being man of the year wtf lol:

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That is all for this posts. Oh gosh, I fucking predicted this I knew this was why she became faux friends with Dakota Johnson hahhahahahhaha. I should win an award or something like that man. I’m more psychic than Raven Baxter lol. But, oh gosh if she really thinks this song is going to get nominated for an Oscar just like what happened with The Weeknd than she’s more delusional than I thought lol. Also, I thought she was a so called “feminist”? Why is she doing a song for a movie about abuse? Oh wait. I forgot. She’s a white feminist and we all know they only care about issues when there’s something in store for them lol. But, oh Zayn I have no words for you anymore. You’re just a pathetic famewhore asshole now. And, can you guys just imagine them singing this live onstage. Oh gosh, I’m gonna laugh if they can actually be on the same stage together at the same time, because there would be so much ego on that stage lol. Moving on now, who the hell is even gonna watch that channel of hers? She’s probably gonna have her playing with her cats and doing boring shit like baking cupcakes hahhahahahahhaha. That’s it for this post and I will be back soon to celebrate the bitch’s 27th birthday (even though it seems like she’s turning 13). Goodbye now!

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I report the rest of November 2016!

Good morning my amazing and beautiful readers. I’m finally back with more news about everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Alison Swift. Today in her dramatic fairytale adventures of doom, I’m gonna talk about why she and her ex-beards Calvin Harris and Tom Hiddleston are on good terms (wtf), her reportedly shading Katy Perry at the Met Ball (petty bitch), Eddie Redmayne denying that they ever dated (lol), The AMAs exposing Tay and Drake’s publicity stunt (omg) and how she made Gigi and Selena’s AMAS news about herself. (Never change Tay) Let me serve that one right up for you:

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On November 14th, it was announced that Tay was on “good terms” with ex-beards, Calvin Harris and Tom Hiddleston hahhahahahahhahaa:

A new report claims that the 26-year-old singer has already written songs about the 35-year-old actor, as well as her other ex-boyfriend Calvin Harris.

But, they reportedly aren’t mean-spirited breakup tracks.

“[Taylor] has spoken to Adam on text,” a source told E! News, adding that it’s less about “getting back together” and “more of a friendly check-in.”

The source also said, “She also is on good terms with Tom at this point.”

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Also, it’s funny how it was announced that she was on good terms with both guys, because this was just announced about Cal:

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and this trailer was just released for Tom:

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Moving on, according to annoying Bravo famewhore Andy Cohen, Tay reportedly shaded Katy Perry ughhhhhh:

“Why I felt I needed to get involved I will never know (maybe I was auditioning for her squad?) but I innocently said exactly the wrong thing to her, which was, ‘Your friend Katy is sitting in the corner and there’s plenty of room around her,’” he wrote.

Taylor then reportedly responded, “Katy who?”

“I said, ‘Perry,’ at which point she clearly let me know that she’s the exact opposite of her friend,” Andy went on.

He added that Taylor asked him not to repeat the exchange on his show. However, “She didn’t threaten me about putting it in my book,” he explained. “So here we are.”

WOW, IF THIS IS ALL TRUE (WHICH I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED ABOUT, BECAUSE BAD BLOOD HELLO), THEN TAY,

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Moreover, Oscar winner Eddie Redmayne was just on Andy’s talk show Watch What Happens Live and was asked about those pesky dating rumors involving him and Taylor omg check it out:

WOW SO HE BASICALLY CONFIRMED SHE AUDITIONED FOR LES MIS AND LOST THE ROLE TO SAMANTHA BARKS I CAN’T LOL GO EDDIE

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Now onto the AMAS stuff oh dear:

To make Gigi’s hosting gig about herself, I mean to wish her faux friend good luck on her hosting gig, Tay decided to put this on Instagram:

This BABE is about to host AMAs with the amazing Jay Pharoah. Watch!! @gigihadid @jaypharoah

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OH GOSH IDK WHAT’S MORE AWKARD: THIS PIC CONTAINING GIGI’S FAKE SMILE OR THE FACT THAT SHE’S TAKING ATTENTION AWAY FROM HER FAUX FRIEND

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BTW, how ironic that Tay did this for Gigi before this gig:

“Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid and Karlie Kloss (!) Return to Victoria’s Secret Runway; Irina Shayk Makes Her VS Debut”

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During the AMAS, the producers decided to show this awkward ass commercial:

and then they decided to show this other awkward ass commercial:

AMAS, WERE YOU GUYS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING LAST NIGHT?

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Anyway, Tay being her bitchy self decided to ofc make Selena’s win all about her wow:

BTW THAT CHEERING IS COMING FROM THE SAME BITCH WHO DIDN’T SUPPORT HER FAUX FRIEND WHEN SHE WAS IN REHAB

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That’s it for this post. Oh gosh, the AMAS were just terrible last night to Gigi’s terrible hosting gig to Selena’s discount Mother Theresa speech like wtf was that shit last night. And, don’t even get me started on how Selena beat both ADELE & RIHANNA like can you say rigged? Anyway, oh gosh I’m not excited for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show that’s coming up, because not only will there be basic nepotism models walking the runway, Taylor might make an unwelcome cameo at the event. But, I might laugh if she does like she doesn’t like any of her faux friends having attention doesn’t she? She loves to have the spotlight all to herself and no one else lol. Bitch needs help. Goodbye everyone and I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving!

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The real reason Tay wished Lorde a happy birthday and the bitch gets mocked on Family Guy

Good evening my beautiful readers. Nat is back with more news about everyone’s favorite stupid ho Taylor Alison Swift. Today in her dramatic fairytale adventures, I’m gonna talk about why she really wished faux friend Lorde a happy birthday (besides the fact that their record labels on both under the Universal Music Group umbrella). Also, Family Guy shaded the cunt as well lol. Let me tell you all about it:

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Just last night, Tay “helped” celebrate her faux friend Lorde’s birthday with her faux friends Aziz Ansari (wtf), her faux DUFF Lena Dunham (who she hasn’t seen since like forever lol), her girlfriend Karlie Kloss and Mae Whitman (the hell?):

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When you both wear cat shirts 🐾@azizansari

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SOME OF THESE PICS LOOK SO AWKWARD AND STAGED AS HELL OMFG

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Now let me tell you why this all happened:

Lorde released a letter on her Facebook page not only about turning 20, but she also teased new music:

A NOTE FROM THE DESK OF A NEWBORN ADULT
Tomorrow I turn 20, and it’s all I’ve been able to think about for days. I walk around the city, up by the park and by the health food store and down into the subway, this new age hanging in front of my eyes like two of those Mylar balloons that never come down. Can people see it, I wonder, that I’m about to cross over? On the subway I stare at boys I want to kiss and girls I want to hug. Do you see me?
I’m eating raspberries sitting up in bed, thinking about watching The Crown, and I probably should have written something nicer ages ago but my head is so full of lyrics and drums these days that this is all I can manage. But it feels very important I write to you, for some reason.
I was 16 when most of us met. Can you believe it? I laugh thinking about that me now – that glossy idiot god, princess of her childhood streets, handmade and ugly and sure of herself.
All my life I’ve been obsessed with adolescence, drunk on it. Even when I was little, I knew that teenagers sparkled. I knew they knew something children didn’t know, and adults ended up forgetting.
Since 13 I’ve spent my life building this giant teenage museum, mausoleum maybe, dutifully wolfishly writing every moment down, and repeating it all back like folklore. And now there isn’t any more of it.
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(*insert that emoji that looks like it’s eating its own face with worry, and also the one with sunglasses, and maybe also the poo*)
And I know, I know! There’s different stuff. Stuff that’s just as good, maybe better, just in a different way. If I’m being real with myself, in some ways I stopped feeling like a teenager a while ago.
Sometime in the last year or so, part of me crossed over. For one thing, I made a very deliberate choice to withdraw for a little while from a public life. I haven’t had my hair or makeup done in a year, the free handbags dried up LONG ago, and the paparazzi at the airport are almost always for someone else. And let me tell you, as much as I love being full noise album cycle girl, it’s been a motherfucking joy. (every once in a while I am recognised on the street – one of you breathlessly clutches my hand, shaking and speaking quickly, and I feel this SHOCK of love.)
I turned inwards to my friends, my family, towards this moment, so I could learn more about who I was, and so I could let this new project show itself to me.
And oh my god, it was a colossal year! One for the ages. I maxed out every single emotion I have in the best possible way, the colours still aching behind my eyes like this weird blissful hangover.
My heart broke. I moved out of home and into the city and I made new friends and started to realize that no-one is just good or bad, that everyone is both. I started to discover in a profound, scary, blood-aching way who I was when I was alone, what I did when I did things only for myself. I was reckless and graceless and terrifying and tender. I threw sprawling parties and sat in restaurants until the early hours, learning what it’s like to be an adult, even talking like one sometimes, until I caught myself. All I wanted to do was dance. I whispered into ears and let my eyes blaze on high and for the first time I felt this intimate, empire-sized inner power.
And then I wrote a record about it, all of it, so much more than what I’ve written down here, and I’m in new york getting it done. And tomorrow, I’m not a kid any more, and more and more I’m realizing that the weirdness of those Mylar balloons is going to be okay.
Writing Pure Heroine was my way of enshrining our teenage glory, putting it up in lights forever so that part of me never dies, and this record – well, this one is about what comes next.
I want nothing more than to spill my guts RIGHT NOW about the whole thing – I want you to see the album cover, pore over the lyrics (the best I’ve written in my life), touch the merch, experience the live show. I can hardly stop myself from typing out the name. I just need to keep working a while longer to make it as good as it can be. You’ll have to hold on. The big day is not tomorrow, or even next month realistically, but soon. I know you understand.
Oh my god it’s midnight now!!! I’m 20 fuck!!!!! And my perfect little brother Angelo is 15!! Happy birthday, kid. Sorry your sister is so weird and emotional in public all the time.
What i’m trying to say is: this is a special birthday. The party is about to start. I am about to show you the new world.
I love you forever.
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Karlie has the Victoria’s Secret fashion show coming up (wanna bet that Tay is gonna make this entire event about herself?):

The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is promising to be bigger than ever. Not only is it in a new location—Paris, of all places—but Kendall Jenner, Karlie Kloss, Irina Shayk, Gigi and Bella Hadid will take to the catwalk in their finest lingerie.

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This was just announced about Aziz:

Momofuku’s app, Ando, already has a celebrity chef. Now it has celebrity investors.

Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Fallon are two of the angel investors behind Momofuku restaurateur David Chang’s investment round for the tech project.

Ando is a delivery-only service available in select New York neighborhoods. The food is made in an undisclosed location, and the recipes are designed specifically for delivery. New York customers within the Midtown East delivery zone can order cheesesteak, fried chicken and other lunch or dinner options through the mobile app or online.

The company this week raised $7 million in a Series A round led by Forerunner. This round is the first time Chang has taken on any significant venture financing for any of his restaurants.

and this as well:

The Smithsonian has announced this year’s winners of their American Ingenuity Awards for innovation in art, science, and culture, AP reports. They include comedian Aziz Ansari, as well as David Lynch for his work bringing transcendental meditation techniques to inner-city schools. Rock band and novelty-video-institution OK Go are also being recognized for this year’s “Upside Down & Inside Out” video, which was shot in zero gravity. Other winners include LeeAnne Walters, a mother who helped spread awareness of the water crisis in Flint, and Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon.com. The ceremony takes place on December 8.

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Lena just released a terrible rap video supporting Hillary Clinton (make this fat bitch stop):

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Also, Mae’s film Operator just came out on DVD & Video On Demand today:

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And, you all know why Taylor is hanging out with Aziz, Lena and Mae right?

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Now onto Family Guy making fun of the stupid bitch:

On Sunday, Family Guy decided to poke fun at Tay lol:

GO SETH OMFG

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That’s the end of this post, folks. Oh gosh, I love how it was supposed to be Lorde’s birthday, but people are acting like it’s Taylor’s birthday like wtf. If I were Lorde, I would’ve been so fucking pissed. But, I’d like to applaud Seth MacFarlene for shading the cunt. That was the probably the most hilarious Family Guy episode I’ve seen in a long time. So, thank you lol. But, do you guys think Tay is gonna try to sue Seth for telling the truth about her? I sure hope not. If she does, she’s an even more crazier bitch than I thought lol.  That’s all for now. I’ll be back though with more about the spoiled brat soon folks. Bye!

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