taylor swift and jake gyllenhaal: fauxlationship #2

Hello everyone, I’m back for our 2nd round of exposing everything Taylor Allison Swift. I’ve already covered her 1st fauxlationship and now let’s get to the 2nd one.

The taylor and jake timeline:

On October 25th, it was announced that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal had gone on a date together in New York

Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal: New Couple Alert?!

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift spent the weekend together in New York City!
The 29-year-old actor and the 20-year-old Speak Now singer watched Tay‘s BFF Emma Stone host Saturday Night Live from behind the curtain on Saturday evening (October 23).
“They showed up together,” a source told People. “They walked around together backstage, but they were careful not to be seen too close. It was hard to tell if they were together, but everyone was shocked that she brought him.”
The duo also grabbed brunch together the following day in Brooklyn neighborhood Park Slope. Life & Style spies reported that the two were holding hands and “looked like a couple”.

WHY WEREN’T THERE ANY PICS LOL

AND THIS WAS PROBABLY EMMA WHEN SHE HAD TO BE A PART OF THIS STUNT

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Then after the Taylor and Jake news was announced, Access Hollywood reported that Swift might be starring in Rock of Ages opposite Tom Cruise
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Tom Cruise has been offered a supporting role in the big screen version of the Broadway hit Rock of Ages, according to Access Hollywood.
If he signs on for the project, the 48-year-old star would most likely play a bartender who gets the chance to sing some ’80s rock classics.
Taylor Swift will reportedly star as Sherrie Christian in the flick, which follows a young rocker and a small town girl chasing their dreams in L.A.
Production on the project is scheduled to begin in January.

Swift Didn’t Get The Role (It Went To Julianne Hough) But Can You Imagine Her In Rock Of Ages Though?

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Moving on, Taylor went onto Ellen to address the Jake rumors and said this:

OH DEAR SHE’S SO BAD AT PLAYING COY

The next month it was announced that Taylor was releasing her very own perfume called Wonderstruck during the Rock of Ages, Speak Now and Jake stuff

 

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WHY TF IS SHE POSING LIKE THAT HAHA

 

And in the same month we get more news about the two

Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal: Thanksgiving in Brooklyn!

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Taylor Swift and her rumored new boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal have been celebrating Thanksgiving together in Brooklyn, New York.
Sources exclusively tell JustJared.com that Jake, 29, and Taylor, 20, stopped by the Gorilla Coffee shop in Park Slope on Thursday morning (November 25).
“They asked one of the coffee shop employees for help picking out beans,” a spywitness tells Just Jared. “They both seemed super nice and wound up ordering lattes.”
Jake‘s older sister Maggie Gyllenhaal lives in the area, so it seems like it’s only big family affair!
Happy Thanksgiving!!! Gobble, gobble.

Jake Gyllenhaal & Taylor Swift: Second Nashville Coffee Date!

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift grabbed coffee together again – this time, they visited the Frothy Monkey on Tuesday (November 30) in Nashville, Tenn.
TMZ shutterbugs captured the couple sitting together and recaffeinating at the shop this morning.
Over Thanksgiving weekend, the 20-year-old country cutie and her rumored beau, 29, were spotted out together at Fido coffee shop, also in Nashville.
Jake and Taylor also spent time together at a Brooklyn coffee shop last week!

WOW THEY SURE DO LOVE THEIR COFFEE LOL

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Oh and let’s not forget about this little trailer getting released during their fauxlationship:

Moving on, on Decemeber 1st, US Weekly published the Thanksgiving pics of the two strolling through Brooklyn, where Jake’s sister Maggie lives

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LOL AT THEIR EXPRESSIONS AND THE COFFEE CUP

And, Taylor even took a paps stroll with Maggie and her daughter Ramona

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POOR RAMONA SHE HAD TO BE A PART OF THIS STUNT

BTW, while they were doing this, this was coming on during Thanksgiving

Taylor Swift’s Thanksgiving TV Special — FIRST LOOK!

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DOES SHE THINK SHE’S IN TITANIC OR SOMETHING HAHA

Take a look at this exclusive shot of Taylor Swift rehearsing on a NYC rooftop for her upcoming NBC special!

The rooftop performance is only one of four concert locations that will be featured on Taylor Swift — Speak Now, which airs on Thanksgiving (November 25) at 8 p.m.
The 20-year-old pop star will be performing her hit song “Mine,” “Sparks Fly,” “Story of Us,” “Enchanted,” and “Speak Now.”
The TV special will treat fans to a behind-the-scenes look at Taylor‘s life, everything from working in the recording studio to autograph signings — even some paparazzi dodging!

PAPARAZZI DODGING!? SAY WHAT JARED LOL

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BITCH WHERE!?

And, let’s not forget these 2 important things were getting released around the same time:

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HE LOOKS MORE COMFORTABLE WITH ANNE THAN TAYLOR LMAO

In December, Swift was crowned entertainer of the year oh dear lol

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And of course they asked her about Jake’s film Love and Other drugs and this is what Taylor said about it:

She smiles and replies, “It’s a good movie.”

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6 days later, Taylor’s CoverGirl Ads were revealed

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A BREATH OF FRESH AIR? YEAH RIGHT

On December 14th, Jake got nominated for a Golden Globe for Love and Other drugs

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE – COMEDY OR MUSICAL
a. JOHNNY DEPP, ALICE IN WONDERLAND
b. JOHNNY DEPP, THE TOURIST
c. PAUL GIAMATTI, BARNEY’S VERSION
d. JAKE GYLLENHAAL, LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS
e. KEVIN SPACEY, CASINO JACK

BTW, the golden globes air on NBC, the same channel that aired Taylor’s Thanksgiving special

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Moreover, the same month they were spotted driving together in L.A.

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WHAT’S GOT YOU SO MAD JAKE? LOL

On December 17, it was announced that Oscar winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow might’ve set up the two this was her response to the rumors:

“Well, I’m scared to say,” she told USA Today.

“It’s so weird. I wonder how people find out these things,” she added. “It was a while ago, so I don’t know why it would come out today.”

“I’ve just known Jake for a long time and he’s a great guy,” she said, “and [my husband] Chris has a friendship with Taylor.”

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But, let’s not forget that Gwyneth was also releasing a movie around the same time Jake was called Country Strong and it’s ironically about a country singer lol

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And, on January 4th, it was announced that Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal had split

Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal Split?

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Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal have ended their short-lived relationship, according to People.
“They’re over,” a source said to the magazine. “It ended last month.”
Taylor spent her New Year’s weekend sans Jake in her hometown of Nashville following a trip to Turks & Caicos over Christmas with her family.
Jake, 29, and Taylor, 21, were last spotted together driving around Los Angeles in early December.

This was probably Jake the day the contract ended I mean the day they broke up

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They also “broke up” ironically the day before the peoples choice awards where Taylor was not only a presenter, she also won for favorite country artist

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Her CoverGirl commercial came out

WHY IS SHE DANCING LIKE SHE HAS ANTS IN HER DRESS HAHA

Jake attending the Golden Globes because he was nominated for Love and Other drugs

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And her Back to December video premiered

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And their teams tried to rekindle the fauxlationship because Taylor was about to go on her Speak Now tour and Jake had Source Code coming out

Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal: Dinner for Two in Nashville

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Although Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal reportedly broke up last month, the two met up for dinner on Wednesday (January 19) in Nashville, Tenn.
The 21-year-old country cutie and 30-year-old actor ate together at Bound’ry, a restaurant near Taylor‘s condo in Nashville.
“They were cordial to one another, but not affectionate,” a fellow diner at the restaurant told People.
Taylor has been rehearsing for her worldwide Speak Now tour, which kicks off next month.

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But of course no Taylor Swift faux break up isn’t complete without an album getting released afterwards. 

In August 2012, it was announced that Swift’s fourth studio album would be named Red and released in October

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She also released the 1st single from the album titled we are never ever getting back together

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SUCH A LONG TITLE FOR A HORRIBLE SONG HUH TAY

And of course people began to speculate that the song is about Jake:

New Proof Taylor Swift’s Single Is About Jake Gyllenhaal — Source

Taylor Swift’s ‘We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together’ Is Reportedly About Jake Gyllenhaal

Heck, some people even thought that the entire album was about Jake:

Taylor Swift’s New Album: Entirely About Jake Gyllenhaal?

Swift later talked about the Jake I mean the mystery guy in the New York Times saying this:

“This guy was just, so, so cool. It kind of gave me a bit of a complex for this album, because he was always going on and on about this new band that was so cool because they were so underground. I have so many indie bands on my iPod. What I don’t really understand is the attitude that if a band is unknown, they’re good, and if they get fans, then you move on to the next band.”

She also talked about her song Red which is apparently about Jake:

“Red” is about “this relationship that I had that was, like, the worst thing ever and the best thing ever at the same time. I was writing this song and I was thinking about correlating the colors to the different feelings I went through.”

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WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? RAINBOW BRITE HAHA

In conclusion, this fauxlationship was as real as Taylor’s ass hahahahahahahahaha.

And, tomorrow the great Haylor event of 2012 is coming so be prepared everyone. Night bitches, sleep tight.

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