taylor swift and matt healy: fauxlationship #4

Hello. It’s me. Yeah, you get it. I’m back to tell everybody about our favorite pop princess Taylor Allison Swift and I’m about to talk about her 4th consecutive faxulationship. So, let’s get started shall we?

taylor and matt timeline:

On November 22nd, pop sensation Taylor Swift was spotted wearing a The 1975 shirt:

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THOSE SKIRT AND SHOES DO NOT GO WITH THAT SHIRT LOL

Later that night, Taylor even attended a The 1975 concert with her fake friends Selena Gomez and Ellie Goulding

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LOOK AT ALL THOSE FAKE SMILES ON THEIR FACES LMAO

And, after that The 1975 frontman Matt Healy was spotted wearing an 1989 shirt

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And ofc the media was speculating that the 2 were dating:

Taylor Swift & The 1975’s Matt Healy Heat Up Dating Rumors – Here’s What We Know!

 

Taylor Swift & Matt Healy: Their Sweet Matching Messages To Each Other

Taylor Swift Matt Healy Dating? ‘Matching Messages’ Indicate the Two Are Daters?

On December 1st, Matt announced that he met Taylor:

“I met Taylor Swift, that was really nice,” the 25-year-old British rocker told host Angus O’Loughlin. “We exchanged numbers. Let’s see what happens. I mean bloody hell, what am I going to do? Go out with Taylor Swift? She’s a sensation, I wouldn’t say no.”

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On December 4th, Swift went to another The 1975 concert this time with her “friends” Martha Hunt, Karlie Kloss and Lily Aldridge

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Matt even dedicated falling for you to Taylor

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Oh, and I forgot to mention, while this was all going on these 5 events were happening:

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and guess who was one of the performers at the show?

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Moving on, something controversial happened at the December 4th The 1975 concert, Taylor was spotted kissing her “good friend” Karlie Kloss

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THIS ISN’T PHOTOSHOPPED BTW

Afterwards, many media outlets began speculating whether Taylor and Karlie were kissing in that photo or not:

Taylor Swift & Karlie Kloss Caught Kissing? — What Really Happened

TAYLOR SWIFT TOTALLY KISSING KARLIE KLOSS … Maybe

Is This a Picture of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Making Out?

And, ofc the day after the pics were leaked Taylor’s rep denied that she kissed Karlie by saying those kissing rumors were, “hilarious”

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Moving on, Blind Gossip posted an article about the Matt and Taylor fauxlationship:

The Fill In The Blank Relationship
DECEMBER 8, 2014

 

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[Blind Gossip] Starting this week, you are going to be teased with photos of two musicians – one much bigger than the other – and media reports that they are dating.
They are not. It’s all a public relations strategy.
Here’s what’s happening behind the scenes: She wants to make the move from pop to more indie-sounding music. In order to get that kind of credibility, she needs to roughen up her image. Not a lot. Just a little.
Dating a bad boy would be a quick way for her to get there…. but her team knows that it would hurt her reputation and possibly alienate her existing fan base.  That would be a HUGE mistake. So how can they get her to LOOK more edgy without actually BEING edgy? Have her PRETEND that she’s dating a bad boy!
Now, this will NOT be a faux romance like the ones you’ve seen from her in the past. You are NOT going to see them strolling through Central Park, holding hands, and sipping lattes. And you are definitely NOT going to see them making out, doing shots, and getting tattoos together!
No, you are just going to see them supporting each other’s work, maybe talking about a collaboration, and visiting each other or occasionally getting caught in the same place at the same time. The professional/personal line will be intentionally blurred. You are going to assume this means that they are dating.
We call this a Fill In The Blank Strategy. You won’t actually SEE anything. You will just THINK you know what’s going on based on the surrounding events. And your perception of her will change based on this.
There is no formal contract… yet. They are simply going to both work the tease from now through New Year’s. He’s kind of a wild card, so if it works out well and he doesn’t act like a jerk or do anything dumb (like get caught doing coke or making out with another girl), there will be a contract that will last through the start of her tour next year.
We love good P.R. strategies, and this is actually quite a clever little plan. He gets a big boost in his visibility, she gets to roughen up her image just a little bit, and nobody has to get their hands dirty! Meanwhile, both of their fan bases will go crazy with speculation for the entire duration of the faux relationship… leading right up to her next concert tour. And of course she’ll get a song out of it and big tour sales. Perfect.
She:
He:

Why it’s about them? Fill in the blank- her stupid song, strolling through central park and holding hands- that’s what she did with harry and sipping lattes-that’s what she did with jake

Anyway back to the fauxlationship, Taylor later posted a video of her and Matt on her Instagram

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After this video came out, Taylor’s rep confirmed that she was happily single

 

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And then the next month, Matt Healy confirms that the whole relationship was indeed fake as fuck

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He said this about the whole ordeal:

“It’s fake. It’s all bloody fake. It’s a farce!”

“Yeah, we met each other, we exchanged numbers in the same way that a lot of people in this kind of world do and we spoke occasionally,” he added.

“And she’s the biggest pop star in the world and I’m in Australia,” Matt added.

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Back to blind gossip, they solved the article about the fauxlationship

The Fill In The Blank Relationship
DECEMBER 8, 2014

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SOLVED!

[Blind Gossip] Starting this week, you are going to be teased with photos of two musicians – one much bigger than the other – and media reports that they are dating.
They are not. It’s all a public relations strategy.
Here’s what’s happening behind the scenes: She wants to make the move from pop to more indie-sounding music. In order to get that kind of credibility, she needs to roughen up her image. Not a lot. Just a little.
Dating a bad boy would be a quick way for her to get there…. but her team knows that it would hurt her reputation and possibly alienate her existing fan base.  That would be a HUGE mistake. So how can they get her to LOOK more edgy without actually BEING edgy? Have her PRETEND that she’s dating a bad boy!
Now, this will NOT be a faux romance like the ones you’ve seen from her in the past. You are NOT going to see them strolling through Central Park, holding hands, and sipping lattes. And you are definitely NOT going to see them making out, doing shots, and getting tattoos together!
No, you are just going to see them supporting each other’s work, maybe talking about a collaboration, and visiting each other or occasionally getting caught in the same place at the same time. The professional/personal line will be intentionally blurred. You are going to assume this means that they are dating.
We call this a Fill In The Blank Strategy. You won’t actually SEE anything. You will just THINK you know what’s going on based on the surrounding events. And your perception of her will change based on this.
There is no formal contract… yet. They are simply going to both work the tease from now through New Year’s. He’s kind of a wild card, so if it works out well and he doesn’t act like a jerk or do anything dumb (like get caught doing coke or making out with another girl), there will be a contract that will last through the start of her tour next year.
We love good P.R. strategies, and this is actually quite a clever little plan. He gets a big boost in his visibility, she gets to roughen up her image just a little bit, and nobody has to get their hands dirty! Meanwhile, both of their fan bases will go crazy with speculation for the entire duration of the faux relationship… leading right up to her next concert tour. And of course she’ll get a song out of it and big tour sales. Perfect.
She:
He:

She: Taylor Swift

He: Matt Healy

 

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Yes, the lovely Taylor Swift did it again! We knew that this “relationship” was fake from the start. Taylor Swift wants to make herself a little more indie. “Dating” musician Matt Healy from The 1975 was a quick and dirty way to do that.

Taylor Swift and Matt Healy worked the tease in December, but this fake “couple” did not make it into the new year. Matt Healy just turned out to be too uncontrollable, so this “relationship” did not make it to the formal contract stage.

While Taylor played her part, showing up at his concerts and leaking photos, Matt Healy simply could not keep his big indie mouth shut. Then, a couple of days ago, during a radio interview, Healy committed the ultimate PR sin: He admitted that the relationship was fake from the start! Ouch.

From EOnline:

Are they or aren’t they?

It turns out, they aren’t. The 1975’s Matt Healy and Taylor Swift may have exchanged phone numbers in the fall of 2014, but the musicians’ long distance bills haven’t gotten any higher. The British rock star, 25, addressed the rampant romance rumors last week during a radio interview with Australia’s 2DayFM. “It’s fake. It’s all bloody fake. It’s a farce!” he said of reports that he’s secretly seeing the pop star, 25.

“We met each other, we exchanged numbers in the same way that a lot of people in this kind of world do, and we spoke occasionally,” he said. “She’s the biggest pop star in the world and I’m in Australia. There’s no relationship or anything happening. It’s just funny how people really, really buy into that.”

Silly Matt! Of COURSE they buy into it! Taylor Swift fans buy into ANYTHING she says or does or even hints at! Taylor knows that, and that’s why she plays these little games with them. After a few very clumsy attempts at earlier staged relationships (see links below), Taylor Swift and her PR team have gotten more clever about it. They know that all they have to do is drop a few coy little hints and her fans will fill in the blanks and create a “relationship” where one doesn’t really exist.

Congratulations to Lux93 for being first with the correct answer! And kudos to all of you who picked up on the Fill In The Blank (Space) Relationship clue!

BRAVO ACE

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I also forgot to mention that The 1975 is a part of Interscope Records:

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And, look what Tay’s record label Big Machine Records is connected to:

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Well, that’s it for me bitches. Tomorrow I’m gonna dive into her fauxlationship with Calvin Harris. But, in the meantime, get some rest cause tomorrow is gonna be good, goodnight and sleep tight.

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