Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez: Faux Friendship #1

I’m back bitches! Yes, that’s right I’m back to post about your favorite pop princess Taylor Swift today, but instead of talking about her fauxlationships, her ripping off of better artists and her surgeries, I’m gonna dive into her faux friendships today!

Let’s start off with faux friendship #1: Selena Gomez

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Tay and Sel first met in 2008 at the premiere of Another Cinderella Story (Sel’s movie)

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TAY LOOKS SO HAPPY TO BE THERE

Coincidentally, they became “friends” while they were dating Joe and Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.

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LOL REMEMBER THESE RELATIONSHIPS HAHA

Oh, and let’s not forget that this album was coming out before they became fake friends:

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After Sel and Tay became “besties”, Sel’s friendship with Demi Lovato ended and Demi pretty much confirmed it with this video

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After that Taylor and Selena were seen everywhere together,

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TAYLOR IS BARELY SMILING I’M LAUGHING

They also hungout at the People’s Choice Awards where they both won ew

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and before the Back to December music video was released and these 2 singles:

 

 

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In 2011, Taylor was seen dancing badly to Sel’s horrible song love you like a love song:

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And, Tay just dropped this song during this event:

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Taylor even wrote Selena’s song lyrics onto her body

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In November, the 2 attended the American Music Awards together MV5BMjA4NDM3NzkzNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzI0ODcwNw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

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Nevermind the fact that Selena was releasing this single around the same time:

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Taylor also opened up about Selena in an interview:

“My friends are amazing and I’m so thankful to have them, [but] the ones that are like sisters to me are Selena Gomez and Emma Stone . . . They can predict my thoughts; I’ve known them for so long it’s really cool to have friends that are that close.”

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The same month, Taylor invited Selena to sing with her during one of her concerts:

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Nevermind, the fact that Tay just dropped this single:Taylor Swift - Ours.jpg

and dropped the music video the next month:

and Selena announced that she was releasing a perfume:

Selena Gomez: Help Create My Fragrance!

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Selena Gomez poses for her soon-to-be-released fragrance at Smashbox Studios on Monday (December 5) in West Hollywood, Calif.

The 19-year-old starlet is letting her fans help pick out scents for her fragrance. “I’ve been working really hard and I’ve narrowed it down to a few possible notes, but I need your help in choosing the right ones,” Selena said. “You’ll get to compare several notes that I’ve selected for the top, heart and base of the perfume.”

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In April 2012, Taylor and Selena had a cupcake party together lol

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I also forgot to mention this single was coming out a month later:

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In November 2012, Sel posted a video of her and her other fake friends dancing to I knew you were trouble

and ironically this was around the time that Tay was releasing that song as her next single and music video:

“I Knew You Were Trouble”

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Single by Taylor Swift
from the album Red
Released
November 27, 2012

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In May 2013, there was a noticeable rift between Tay and Sel thanks to this guy:

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When all 3 went to the Billboard Music Awards, Selena kissed Justin backstage and Taylor wasn’t very happy about it:

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PUT THAT TOUNGE BACK IN YOUR MOUTH WHORE

Like, I said in the Harry post, Taylor and Justin aren’t real friends, they’re only fake friends for publicity stuff.

In July 2013, Taylor and Selena had to shut down those fighting rumors because Selena’s album Star Dance was coming out during the same time and so they took this pic together:

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THEY LOOK LIKE DISCOUNT MERMAIDS

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TAYLOR SAYS GO BUY THIS ALBUM SWIFTIES

And, also this single was coming out during the same time:

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In August 2013, they went to the VMAS Together 082513-Taylor-Selene-600.jpgtelevision-mtv-vma.jpgswift-vma-26aug13-26.jpg

THOSE BITCHES CANNOT DANCE LMAO

And, Selena once again tried shutting down the fighting rumors on The Talk saying this:

“Last month I was with my best friend Taylor Swift — she’s one of the most incredible sweet people ever — and we were in the car … and my song came on and we freaked out, and then her song came on and we freaked out,” Selena said. “People probably think we’re so lame but we get so excited to hear our songs on the radio.”

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Oh, and I forgot to mention that Selena had this movie coming out towards the end of August:

 

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In late 2013 Tay started being fake besties with singer Lorde:

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She even invited Lorde to her birthday instead of Selena even after Lorde dissed Selena:

Back in September, the 16-year-old singer called out Selena Gomez for the way her hit single, “Come & Get It,” portrays women. “I love pop music on a sonic level,” Lorde told Rolling Stone. “But I’m a feminist and the theme of her song [‘Come & Get It’] is, ‘When you’re ready come and get it from me.’ I’m sick of women being portrayed this way.”

GO LORDE

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And ofc after Tay starts hanging out with Lorde, Sel goes back to being fake besties with Demi

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In February 2014, Taylor and Selena attend the same Oscar party but didn’t interact with each other Taylor-Swift--Oscar-2014---Vanity-Fair-Party--12-720x1212.jpg

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Oh, and Selena started hanging out with Justin even more

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And, after that it was announced that Taylor and Selena weren’t friends anymore:

According to Us Weekly, Taylor completely cut Selena off after the “Come and Get It” singer reunited with Justin Bieber. Sources revealed that Taylor is disgusted with her decision and doesn’t want anything to do with her.

The sources also said that Taylor has been distancing herself from Selena ever since she “used” Ed Sheeran to make Justin jealous.

“After Selena pulled that move, Taylor started distancing herself,” they said.

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And, Selena and Taylor unfollowed each other on Instagram:

Though no betrayal may loom larger than Selena unfollowing Taylor on Instagram. Fans began noticing on April 21 that the two singers/friends were no longer on each other’s friend lists.

and Selena posted a review of Mary J. Blidge’s Growing Pains on her Instagram:

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But, after that news came out Taylor and Selena were seen together at the Met Gala in May 2014,

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The next month Hollywood Life reported that Selena and Taylor had another falling out thanks to Bieber:

“Taylor is living her life and if it doesn’t involve Selena’s friendship, she has more important things to worry about,” our source reveals. For now, Taylor and Selena will once again go their separate ways — at least as long as Justin’s around!

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And then, the next month it was announced that Taylor forgave Selena:

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“Usually this S represents ‘Swift’ but today I’m wearing it because SELENA IS 22!!!!,” Taylor captioned her post, which shows the singer holding up the big “S” in front of her face!

Ofc, this happened a month before this came out:

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STOP DANCING TAY YOU CANNOT DANCE OMFG

To promote 1989 in October, Selena posted this collage of her and Tay on Instagram

 

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“From hotel room album listening parties, kitchen dance floor album listening parties to driving on the pch, windows down album listening parties. -The best part is we were the only ones there. Each time. So happy, honored and proud to know you and your diaries. @taylorswift #1989 BUY IT!!! -now I’ll listen live from drowning in my bed sheets,”

DROWNING IN MY BED SHEETS WTF

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And, Selena tagged along with Taylor to go see Tay’s faux boyfriend Matt Healy’s band The 1975

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THEY’RE TERRIBLE AT BEING FAKE HAPPY OMFG

At the AMAS 2014, Selena performed that new stupid song of hers

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LMAO AT HER TRYING TO LOOK ALL FAKE SAD

and ofc Taylor fake cried afterwards

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SHE’S A TERRIBLE ACTRESS OMFG

In May 2015, Taylor paid Selena to be in her Bad Blood video

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THEY FIGHT LIKE 6-YEAR-OLDS I CAN’T LOL

In June 2015 Selena and Taylor had lunch together in L.A.

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WTF ARE THEY WEARING? JUNKYARD CLOTHES? LOL

And this outing happened 6 days before this was released:

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In August, Taylor once again invited Selena to sing with her but this time they sang, “Good For You”

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THEY LOOK LIKE BABY PROSTITUTES HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Tay also took Selena and all her fake friends to the VMAS lol

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THEY DANCE LIKE AWKWARD GRANDPARENTS ROFL LOL

Well, that’s it for the Taylor and Selena faux friendship post. Tomorrow I’m gonna talk about Taylor Swift and Hailee Steinfeld’s faux friendship. Bye bitches!

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