Hey bitches! I’m back! Sorry, I’ve been busy doing shit, but I’m back today with more of Queen Tay’s faux friendships and today is all about her faux friendship with Girls actress Lena Dunham. Let’s get this party started shall we:
In February 2013, Taylor and Lena met at the Grammys
THEY HAVE HORRIBLE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS HAHA
The 2 later hungout in May 2013
Later on, in October 2013 Tay released Sweeter than fiction the song she co wrote with Jack Antonoff (Lena’s boyfriend and he’s also in the band Fun).
STOP POSING LIKE THAT BITCH OMFG
During the same month, Taylor opened up about Lena as a “best friend”: Even though Lena is shooting Girls “‘like, 40,000 hours a day, she always figure out a couple of hours to come visit.” Adding, “We are very similar. Very similar. I feel like I can tell her anything.” Taylor said that Lena has an “open mind,” so, Taylor admits, if she ever messed up, Lena “is the one I would tell.”
And, btw this little trailer came out the next month:
Tay and Lena didn’t hangout again until January 2014 at the Golden Globes
THEIR MAKEUP LOOKS AWFUL LOL
Oh, and I forgot to mention that this was announced the next month:
Lena Dunham to Make ‘Saturday Night Live’ Hosting Debut!
Lena Dunham is set to make her Saturday Night Live hosting debut!
The 27-year-old Girls star will take the stage on Saturday, March 8, alongside musical guest The National, according to Deadline. This will be the first appearance by the band on the show as well.
Saturday Night Live makes its return to TV after a few weeks off for the 2014 Olympics. Tune in this Saturday to check out Jim Parsons and musical guest Beck.
BTW, NBC IS THE SAME NETWORK THAT AIR THE GOLDEN GLOBES & SNL
The next month Lena name dropped Taylor in Glamour Mag:
”Taylor is a good friend of mine. I call her and text her all time. She helps me be stronger and make better decisions.” Adding, ”She has amazing creative instincts. She’s really a proponent of not feeling pressure from anybody else and recognizing that you have a better connection to what your ‘brand’ is than anybody else.”
That’s funny how she opened up about Tay before her directorial debut of her boyfriend’s music video was released:
In April 2014, Lena went to Taylor’s apartment in New York
LOL AT LENA LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS LIKE SHE DIDN’T CALL THEM
BTW, this happened before this trailer was released a month later:
THIS FILM LOOKS SO TERRIBLE
In May, Taylor said that Lena is her fashion inspiration lol wtf:
“Lena Dunham always has great websites and shops at great stores. She always tells me her newest obsession, whether it’s a new website, a blog or a store. She’s really good with that stuff.”
During the same month, Tay wished Lena a happy birthday
Happy Birthday to my favorite person to have picnics with.. the magical, kind-hearted, wondrous @lenadunham
2 months later, Lena spent July 4th with Taylor and the rest of her faux friends:
The fourth of July event also happened before the 66th Primetime Emmy Award Nominations and guess who was nominated?
The next month, Taylor credits Lena for helping her learn about white feminism:
“As a teenager, I didn’t understand that saying you’re a feminist is just saying that you hope women and men will have equal rights and equal opportunities. What it seemed to me, the way it was phrased in culture, society, was that you hate men. And now, I think a lot of girls have had a feminist awakening because they understand what the word means. For so long it’s been made to seem like something where you’d picket against the opposite sex, whereas it’s not about that at all. Becoming friends with Lena – without her preaching to me, but just seeing why she believes what she believes, why she says what she says, why she stands for what she stands for – has made me realize that I’ve been taking a feminist stance without actually saying so.”
Lena also instagrammed this pic of Taylor and one of her cats
THAT POOR CAT LMFAO
Oh, I forgot to mention that this event happened the day after Tay opened up about Lena:
The next month, Tay opened up about Lena and other stupid shit in Rolling Stone:
“As a bonus track on her new album, 1989, Swift co-wrote a song with Jack Antonoff of fun., who happens to be her pal Lena Dunham’s boyfriend. Antonoff describes it as having “a very ‘Secret Garden’ Springsteen vibe.” According to Dunham: “Jack and I have a lot of existential and political issues with marriage. But if we ever do get married, there’s no fucking way Taylor is not playing that song.”
“The amount of baked goods and needlepoints I’ve gotten from Taylor cannot be counted,” reports Jack Antonoff. She’s baked him multiple batches of cookies (including pumpkin and oatmeal raisin), and she’s made Dunham a button collage and a cross-stitch of a cat. She was also the first person to give the couple a housewarming present when they moved into their new apartment. It was a taxidermied moth.”
Oh, and let’s not forget that Lena was releasing her book during the same month:
The next month, Lena and Tay’s other faux friends helped promote 1989:
Don’t forget that Lena was still promoting that horrible book of hers:
Taylor even talked about Lena in many interviews in exchange for Lena talking about 1989:
“It’s really wonderful to have someone like Lena Dunham in my life. We have the same responsibility and the same pressure that’s on you when you write every single word you end up performing.”
“I think since we’re both writers first – she writes her show, I write my music – and everything we do stems from that creative process, we have a lot to relate to each other on,” Taylor said of Lena.
2 months later, Lena “bought” Taylor a ugly cat necklace lol wtf:
WHAT KIND OF BIRTHDAY PRESENT IS THIS HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
That same month the Girls s4 trailer was released:
Later on, Tay and Lena were spotted hanging out in New York
LOL AT TAYLOR LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS
And, this news was announced the next month:
Lena Dunham’s HBO Show ‘Girls’ Renewed For Fifth Season!
Lena Dunham, Zosia Mamet, Allison Williams, and Jemima Kirke are all dressed to impress while attending the fourth season premiere of Girls held at American Museum of Natural History on Monday (January 5) in New York City.
The four actresses were joined by other co-stars Gaby Hoffmann, Andrew Rannells, and Alex Karpovsky.
Orange is the New Black‘s Natasha Lyonne and Edie Falco were also seen hitting the premiere.
It was just announced that Girls has just been renewed for a fifth season by HBO! We are so happy to hear the news!
The same month, Taylor and Lena met up at a Golden Globes after party
TAYLOR DOESN’T WANT TO KISS LENA HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
A month later, it was announced that Lena was guest starring on Scandal:
Lena Dunham Nabs ‘Scandal’ Guest-Starring Role & Makes Her Dreams Come True!
It has just been announced that Lena Dunham has landed a guest-starring role on Scandal!
“While her role is, of course, being kept under wraps, I hear she may have a connection to OPA. Wouldn’t it be cool if Hannah Horvath was secretly a Gladiator?” EW‘s Natalie Abrams shared about the 28-year-old actress.
Lena‘s episode is rumored to be airing sometime in March, so stay tuned!
Lena has been a huge fan of the show for awhile and expressed her love by saying on B.S. Report last year, “Basically, my life’s great passion is the idea of being a guest star on Scandal.”
About a few months later, Lena’s Bad Blood poster was released:
SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BOY I CAN’T HAHA
After her bad blood poster was released, Lena landed on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter with other better actresses:
Later that same month, Lena and Tay’s other faux friends went to Tay’s apartment in New York:
LOL AT THE GIRLS LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS LIKE THEY ALL CALLED THEM LOL
The next month Lena and singer Lorde name dropped Taylor in Dazed magazine:
“Speaking of camp mother, I feel that Taylor (Swift) has really taken control and said, ‘I’m going to get us all together in the same place, I’m gonna make it very clear that friendship is powerful and women are magic and if anybody thinks this is a witches’ coven they might be right.’ She’s just made it her job in a very cool way,” Lena shared, speaking with Lorde.
Lorde agreed, “Yeah! I mean, she definitely brought me into this amazing world of supportive female friendship. For me, someone starts talking about boys and I’m like, ‘I just don’t know what to say.’ I’m useless in that capacity and that was why I thought, ‘Well, I can’t have girl friends (because) I don’t know how to talk about boys.’”
A month after all this shit happened, Lena announced that Malia Obama was guest starring on Girls:
Malia Obama Is Interning on Lena Dunham’s ‘Girls’ This Summer!
Malia Obama, the daughter of President Obama and the First Lady Michelle Obama, has an amazing new internship…working with Lena Dunham on the set of Girls!
“She’s a fan, and she mentioned that to Lena [Dunham] when she came to the White House,” a source close to the production told Us Weekly. “I’m not sure how long she’ll be interning for. It’s a bit of a trial thing for her. They’ve known each other and discussed for a while. Lena and her get along great.”
TMZ got a photo of Malia on the set of Girls last week delivering coffees to the cast and crew in the Brooklyn neighborhood of Williamsburg.
That same month Taylor invited Lena to a 1989 concert along with her other faux friends:
THIS IS ALL SO FORCED AND CONTRIVED I CAN’T LOL
Funny how this even happened before Lena went to a breast cancer charity event:
SHE LOOKS LIKE AN APE LOL
& Lena’s interview with Hillary Clinton:
Taylor and Lena haven’t been seen together since July 2015 and it’s safe to say that this friendship is over. Oh wait. It never even started. Oops.
Well, that’s it for the Tay and Lena faux friendship post. Tune in tomorrow to hear me talk about Taylor and Serayah’s faux friendship. (She’s from Empire) Till then, you can read about Tay and Calvin’s recent outing on my blog. Bye bitches, see you guys tomorrow.