Hello friends! What a glorious day it is for another post about your favorite pop princess Taylor Swift! Today in Queen Tay’s Fairytale faux friendships tales, I’m gonna turn the page onto her faux friendship with horrible singer Ellie Goulding, here goes nothing:
Taylor and Ellie timeline:
In February 2013, Taylor and Ellie were first spotted talking at a BRIT Awards after party:
WHY ARE THEY ALL FAKE LAUGHING WITH EACH OTHER LOL
2 months after they were spotted hanging out together at the after party, Ellie released the music video for I Need Your Love featuring Tay’s faux boyfriend Calvin Harris:
Then, Taylor and Ellie weren’t seen again together until August when Taylor invited Ellie up onstage to sing Anything Could Happen during one of her Red shows:
TAY YOUR CAMELTOE IS SHOWING!
And then 2 months later, Ellie released the music video for her song How Long Will I Love You:
Later on, Tay and Ellie didn’t hangout again lol until February 2014 when Taylor invited Ellie once again to sing with her onstage in London:
BOTH OF THEIR CAMELTOES ARE SHOWING LOL
That same month, Taylor took a pic with Ellie just show she could show off her new haircut oh dear haha:
SHE’S BARELY PUTTING HER ARM AROUND HER I’M CACKLING HAHA
Tay later showed off her new haircut again with Ellie and her other faux friend Cara Delevingne:
AWFUL, FAKE & EXAGGERATED FACIAL EXPRESSIONS! OH MY!
It’s funny how all these hangouts happened before Ellie took the stage at the BRIT Awards:
MY DEAR SHE SOUNDS AWFUL LIVE
and she released her song for the film Divergent titled Beating Heart:
Continuing on this faux friendship, Taylor and Ellie didn’t hangout until November 2014 when Tay brought Ellie and her other faux friend Selena Gomez to go see her then faux boyfriend Matt Healy’s band The 1975:
THESE GIRLS ARE TERRIBLE AT BEING FAKE HAPPY LOL
2 months later after their outing, Ellie released her terrible song for the film 50 Shades Of Grey titled Love Me Like You Do:
In April 2015, Tay and Ellie were spotted hanging out together for the 1st time in 2015 lol:
C’MON ELLIE GIVE US A SMILE! YOU’RE TAY’S BFF YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SMILE!
The next month, Ellie’s Bad Blood poster was released:
FOR SUCH A BADASS THEME NONE OF THESE GIRLS LOOK REMOTELY BADASS
It’s funny how all these events happened before Ellie’s Elle UK came out a month later:
In the mag, Ellie name dropped Taylor because that’s what all of her fake friends do:
“I find it so frustrating that female musicians are constantly defined by the men they have or haven’t dated. It’s something I’ve talked about with Taylor a lot. She definitely feels that. She gets bothered by it. It’s like, you can be a great artist, you can write great songs, but the thing that everyone is going to talk about is some relationship they think you have had or not had. It’s definitely something we both think happens to female artists over male artists.”
In June 2015, Ellie announced that she set up Taylor and Calvin lol:
Ellie Goulding Played Matchmaker for Pals Taylor Swift & Calvin Harris
“I did play matchmaker, that’s true,” Ellie told The Sun (via Elle). “Calvin is a really great mate and he’s so fantastic, and Taylor is such a cool person who I love. I thought, ‘They’re both really awesome and both really tall. They’ll be brilliant together.’”
Like I said in the Calvin Harris post, Ellie never introduced Calvin and Taylor, it was Taylor’s publicist Tree. Ellie was only saying that because not only did they need a backstory about how they met, 2 days later it was announced that she was the new face of M.A.C Cosmetics:
WHY IS SHE TRYING TO BE LIKE MADONNA? LOL.
And, she was releasing a song called Powerful featuring Major Lazer and Tarrus Riley:
In October 2015, Tay invited Ellie up onstage with during one of her 1989 shows to sing Love Me Like You Do:
TAY NEEDS TO STOP WEARING OUTFITS THAT SHOW OFF HER CAMELTOE OMG
5 days later, Ellie releases her new song titled Lost and Found:
OH GOSH THIS SONG IS TERRIBLE JUST LIKE ALL HER OTHER ONES
Taylor and Ellie haven’t been seen together since October 2015. Let’s see if Ellie manages to hangout with Tay before the Grammys next month.
That’s it for the Taylor and Ellie saga. Tomorrow, the Martha Hunt post is coming and it’s gonna 10x bigger than Tay’s nonexistent ass. Goodnight bitches, sleep tight and be prepared for tomorrow’s post.