Taylor Swift & Cara Delevingne: Faux friendship #8

Rise and shine bitches. It’s morning and it’s time for another post about America’s Sweetheart Taylor Swift’s faux friendships. Today in her faux friendship tales, I’m gonna dive into her faux friendship with model cokewhore turned terrible actress Cara Delevingne:

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Taylor and Cara timeline:

In February 2014, Taylor and Cara were 1st spotted together singing with Tay’s fellow faux friend Ed Sheeran in an Instagram video:

OH DEAR THAT SINGING

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Tay and Cara were seen together again in February along with Tay’s other faux friend Ellie Goulding lol

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THEY ALL LOOK UGLY WHEN THEY MAKE THOSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OH MY LOL

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After Cara hungout with Tay twice, she launched her Mulberry Bag collection:

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Taylor and Cara didn’t hangout again until 2 months later haha

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TAY QUIT LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS! DON’T LET THEM KNOW U CALLED THEM

It’s funny how they hungout before Burberry released a teaser video of Cara and fellow model Suki Waterhouse modeling their jackets:

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Taylor and Cara didn’t hangout again until December 2014 (wow they didn’t hangout for 8 months what kind of “friendship” is this lol) when Cara was spotted leaving Tay’s NYC apartment with fellow model Kendall Jenner:

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WHY ARE THEY DRESSED LIKE HOMELESS PEOPLE LOL

15 days after Cara was spotted leaving Taylor’s apartment with Kendall, their Love Magazine’s Advent 2014 video was released:

WTF ARE THEY DOING IN THIS VIDEO LMAO

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Tay and Cara weren’t seen together again until April 2015 when Cara was spotted on the set of the Bad Blood music video:

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CARA, BUCKY BARNES DID THE RACOON LOOK BETTER

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It’s funny how this photo op happened a month before Warner Brothers released the 1st official Suicide Squad pic and look who’s in it:

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That same month in May, Cara released her Bad Blood poster:

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WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT HOOKER

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A few days after her poster was released, JustJared released a behind the scenes video of the Paper Towns (Cara’s film) photoshoot featuring her, Nat Wolff and John Green:

SERIOUSLY HOW IS THIS BITCH A MODEL LIKE I CAN MODEL BETTER THAN SHE CAN

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Taylor and Cara weren’t seen together again until June 2015 when she invited Cara and Law & Order SVU star Mariska Hargitay to sing with her during one of her 1989 shows:

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Oh, how ironic that this event happened before Cara’s Vogue came out:

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Cara once again went to another one of Tay’s 1989 shows with all of her other faux friends:taylor-swift-friends-01.jpg

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IS CARA TRYING TO HIT TAYLOR WITH THE UK FLAG IN THE 2ND PIC LOL

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Oh, and I forgot to mention that this event happened before the release of this teaser trailer:

SHE LOOKS SO TERRIBLE AS ENCHANTRESS LIKE NO

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Also during the same month, Cara was being rude to interviewers because Paper Towns flopped lol:

BITCH IT’S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THE FILM FLOPPED SO SHUT THE FUCK UP CARA

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The next month, Cara attended the 2015 VMAS with Tay and her other faux friends:

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It’s funny how Cara went to the VMAS with Tay and her other faux friends before the release of this film:

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AND LOOK WHO’S ONE OF THE MERMAIDS IN THE FILM:

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BTW THIS FILM ALSO FLOPPED SO 2 FLOPS IN A ROW NOT A GOOD START CARA

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In November, Taylor invited Cara and her other faux friends over to her house just show she could brag about her bought VMA moonmen lol:

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A month after all these fake bitches hungout together, Cara released her Love Magazine‘s Advent campaign video:

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Cara and Taylor haven’t been seen together since November 2015. Let’s see if Cara manages to hangout with Taylor before Suicide Squad comes out in August. So, Cara you better hurry before August.

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That’s it for the Cara and Taylor chronicles. Tomorrow, starts the Zendaya saga. In the meantime, I just posted about Tay and Selena’s recent hangouts, you should read them they’re really interesting. Bye guys and be prepared for tomorrow’s post.

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