Hello bitches. It’s time to wake up and smell the roses because I have a new post about pop princess Taylor Swift’s faux friendships. In Queen Tay’s faux friendship tales I’m gonna turn the page onto her “friendship” with Paramore lead singer Hayley Williams, let’s get this party started shall we:
Taylor and Hayley timeline:
Taylor and Hayley 1st met at a Grammy party back in 2008
IS HAYLEY DRUNK IN THESE PICS HAHA
It’s funny how they hungout before Paramore released That’s What You Get:
and Taylor released Should’ve Said No:
SONY SHOULD’VE CALMED IT DOWN WITH THE PHOTOSHOPPING OMFG
We didn’t hear about Tay and Hay again until Sept.2009 when Hayley defended Taylor when Kanye West interrupted her at the 2009 VMAS:
“Taylor swift, y’all. #TeamTaylor.”
It’s funny how Hayley defended Taylor before this album got released:
3 months later, Taylor and Hayley hungout at Hayley’s birthday party:
SHE LOOKS SO AWKWARD WHILE ROLLING SKATING LMFAO
It’s funny how this birthday party happened before the release of these 2 singles:
In April 2010, Tay and Hay attended a wedding together (wow they didn’t hangout for a full 3 months lol):
TAYLOR AND HAYLEY CAN BARELY FAKE SMILE LMFAO
Oh, how ironic that this wedding happened before Taylor was announced as the new CoverGirl:
Taylor Swift: CoverGirl’s New Face!
Taylor Swift is the new face for CoverGirl‘s yet-to-be-revealed product line, which will debut next year.
“I’m a huge makeup junkie,” the 20-year-old country cutie tells WWD. “[I opt for] anything sparkly or bright colored or shiny. I like a natural look in my everyday life, when I’m going to the grocery store or hanging out at my house in Nashville. When I go on stage, I get to play with my look…You get to play around with all these different characters, and I think that’s one of my favorite things about makeup – you can put on a new character.”
Previous CoverGirls include Queen Latifah, Rihanna, Drew Barrymore, Ellen DeGeneres and Dania Ramirez.
and Hayley’s music video for the song Airplanes featuring B.O.B came out:
Once again, Hay and Tay didn’t hangout again until Sept. 2011 (wow they almost didn’t hangout for a full year omg haha) when Tay invited Hay up onstage with her during 1 of her Speak Now shows:
BTW, this event happened before the release of these 2 singles:
In March 2013, while Hayley was promoting Still Into You, Paramore’s new single, she decided to namedrop Tay:
“And I don’t see Taylor Swift as much, but sometimes when I’m just lounging at the movies, I see Brad Paisley and his wife.”
WOW I THOUGHT YOU 2 WERE BEST FRIENDS HAYLEY WHAT HAPPENED
In late 2014, Taylor and Hayley became “friends” again just so Hayley could promote Tay’s magazine cover lol:
TAY LOOKS LIKE A GUY FROM THE 90S I CAN’T LOL
It’s funny how all of this was happening before Paramore released the deluxe version of their self titled album:
Paramore even did an interview with MuchMusic in Canada and Hayley once again name dropped Taylor:
Hayley even announced her engagement
and guess who decided to make it all about her? Yep, you guessed it.
It’s funny how this all happened before the Grammys and guess who won one?
I WONDER HOW MUCH TAY PAID FOR THEIR GRAMMY
Tay and Hay were seen together once again when they went to Camila Cabello’s birthday party:
TAY LOOK MORE ENTHUSIASTIC OMFG
After they went to the birthday party, Hayley announced that she was hosting a new online show:
HAYLEY WILLIAMS TO HOST A NEW ONLINE TV SHOW
Hayley Williams: musician, role model and now TV show host!
The vocal powerhouse revealed in a new blog post that she will be the host of a new online TV show called ‘Kiss-Off,’ a beauty-focussed video series.
According to Hayley, the show is about encouraging people, especially young people, that perfection is not what makes beauty. Getting to know yourself through your inspirations, painting your personality across your face, and enjoying the process of self-expression.”
An except from Hayley’s blog regarding her latest venture can be found below.
The 2nd thing I’ve been working on was just announced last week, although it would’ve been easy to miss if you weren’t glued to the computer, or the Twitter, as I am pretty much daily. I’m going to be hosting an internet show about beauty looks and makeup and personal inspiration. The show is called Kiss-Off and it’s part of the new online zine/community called Popular that my friend Marvin Scott Jarrett, who co-founded Nylon Magazine (MAYBE YOU’VE HEARD OF IT), just launched. It’s a little bit unbelievable that I bumped into him while grocery shopping in LA last summer and not even a year later I get to be a part of his new project. I’m super excited about it. You’re really going to see how much of a nerd I am… and hopefully you’ll get to see how widespread my influences and inspirations are. The show is NOT a show about “how to get pretty” or “this is how you should look!”. It’s really about encouraging people, especially young people, that perfection is not what makes beauty. Getting to know yourself through your inspirations, painting your personality across your face, and enjoying the process of self-expression… that’s what is beautiful. The best part is, I get to bring Brian O’Connor (my best friend of about 10 years/the boy wonder who makes me look alive on the road & in videos) along for the ride. We shot a few episodes already and I’m sure we’ll shoot some more once we’re on the road. Hopefully, you won’t think we are complete losers. You probably will. Oh well.
LIKE ANYBODY’S GONNA WATCH THAT SHIT HAYLEY
Also, the nominees for the Alternative Press Music Awards were announced and guess who was nominated?
Nominations for Best Vocalist
Tyler Carter (Issues)
Vic Fuentes (Pierce The Veil)
Lynn Gunn (PVRIS)
Adam Lazzara (Taking Back Sunday)
Jeremy McKinnon (A Day To Remember)
Hayley Williams (Paramore)
Nominations for Best Live Band
presented by Macbeth
A Day To Remember
Panic! At The Disco
twenty one pilots
The Wonder Years
Nominations for Most Dedicated Fans
presented by Fearless Records
All Time Low (Hustlers)
Crown The Empire (The Runaways)
Fall Out Boy (Overcast Kids)
Motionless In White (Creatures)
twenty one pilots (Skeleton Clique)
In April, Hayley and Taylor hungout with Tay’s brother Austin and all of her other faux friends:
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE CIRCUS FREAKS LMFAO
That same month, Hayley was spotted on the set of Bad Blood in L.A.
Then a month later, the RELENTLESS KERRANG! Award nominations came out and look who was nominated:
TWEETER OF THE YEAR
Mark Hoppus – blink-182
Andy Biersack – Black Veil Brides
Hayley Williams – Paramore
Jono Yates – Blitz Kids
TWEETER OF THE YEAR WTF LOL
Later on, Hayley’s Bad Blood poster was released:
SHE’S NOT EVEN TRYING TO LOOK REMOTELY BADASS I CAN’T HAHA
Then a day before the Bad Blood video dropped, Hayley decided to talk about the 1st time she met Tay:
“We actually met at this Grammy party … and [Taylor Swift’s] mom came up to us [Paramore] and was like, ’It’s so nice to meet you guys, you’ve got to meet my daughter,’ … I think we exchanged numbers, and we started hanging out in Nashville not too long after that,” Williams said about her friendship with Taylor.
It’s not only ironic that Hayley talked about Taylor the day the video dropped, she also name dropped her before the Kerrang! Awards where Hayley won for best tweeter lol:
TWEETER OF THE YEAR
Hayley Williams, Paramore
The 2015 APMAS where Hayley won for best vocalist:
WHY IS THERE A CARE BEAR GROWING ON HER HEAD
and the release of New Found Glory’s Vicious Love featuring Hayley herself:
Hayley and Taylor haven’t hungout since April 2015. Wow, they haven’t hungout for almost a year, such a great “friendship”. Let’s see if Tay includes Hay back in her squad after Paramore releases a new album or song.
Well, I guess the chapter is closed on Taylor and Hayley’s faux friendship (for now I guess). Tune in tomorrow to hear me talk about Tay’s “friendship” with Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge. Sayonara Bitches!