Taylor Swift & Lily Aldridge: Faux friendship #11

Hey bitches! I’m back with more info about your favorite singer Taylor Allison Swift. And today in Tay’s faux friendship fairytale adventures, I’m gonna talk about her faux friendship with Victoria’s Secret Model, Lily Aldridge, let’s start from the beginning shall we:

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Taylor and Lily timeline:

Taylor and Lily 1st met at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show back in November 2013 where Taylor was performing and Lily was modeling:

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TAYLOR IS BARELY HOLDING LILY’S HAND LMFAO

Taylor and Lily were next spotted together in March 2014 in NYC (wow they didn’t hangout for a full 4 months lol)

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LILY WE SEE YOU LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS

It’s funny how this photo op happened a month before Lily’s Born Free Africa Campaign came out:

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That same month, Tay & Lily hungout again:

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LILY ISN’T EVEN HOLDING THE STICK RIGHT LOL

Oh how ironic that this hangout happened before the guys choice awards where Lily was accepting an award with her fellow models, Nina Agdal, and Chrissy Teigen:

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In November-December 2014 we got a lot of Taylor & Lily pics (wow they didn’t hangout for 7 months what kind of “friendship” is that haha):

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But, let’s not get ahead of ourselves just quite yet, remember this event was happening while this was all going on:

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AND LOOK WHO PERFORMED DURING THE SHOW:

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Taylor and Lily were then spotted in Nashville in February 2015

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IS IT THE BOTOX OR IS LILY JUST THAT BAD AT FAKE SMILING

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BTW, this Nashville hangout happened before Lily’s Maxim cover came out a month later:

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WTF IS WRONG WITH HER LIPS ON THIS COVER

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The next month, Tay and Lily hungout at a party

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ALL OF THESE PARTIES THEY GO TO ALWAYS HAVE STUPID THEMES LIKE WTF

That same month, Lily name dropped Taylor in an interview:

“Taylor makes me dinner, and she’s the sweetest, most humble girl I’ve ever met.”

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The next month, Lily released her Bad Blood poster:

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SHE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID ESKIMO HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

That same month, Lily attended the Billboard Music Awards with Tay and her other faux friends because the bad blood music video was premiering that same night:

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WHY THE SAD FACE LILY

It’s funny how this event happened before the Maxim Hot 100 list came out and look who made the list:

Taylor Swift
Jennifer Lawrence
Sienna Miller
Emma Stone
Felicity Jones
Phoebe Tonkin
Abbey Lee Kershaw
Bella Heathcote
Isabel Lucas
Daisy Ridley
Tatiana Maslany
Lupita Nyong’o
Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Emilia Clarke
Léa Seydoux
Monica Bellucci
Lily Collins
Zoë Kravitz
Tao Okamoto
Scarlett Johansson
Zooey Deschanel
Angelina Jolie
Brie Larson
Lola Kirke
Alexis Bledel
Imogen Poots
Amber Heard
Dakota Johnson
Margot Robbie
Elizabeth Olsen
Gal Gadot
Hayley Atwell
Kate Mara
Shay Mitchell
Nina Dobrev
Lana Del Rey
Kacey Musgraves
Kimberly Perry
Maddie & Tae
Jana Kramer
Rita Ora
Selena Gomez
Victoria Justice
Victoria Beckham
Kelela
Ana Tijoux
Ellie Rowsell
Tove Lo
Sofia Reyes
Soko
Charli XCX
Ariana Grande
SZA
FKA twigs
Banks
Tinashe
Teresa Palmer
Jessica Hart
Miranda Kerr
Isabeli Fontana
Edita Vilkeviciute
Ana Beatriz Barros
Andreea Diaconu
Jourdan Dunn
Candice Swanepoel
Lily Aldridge

I WONDER HOW MUCH TAYLOR AND LILY PAID MAXIM TO MAKE THE LIST

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Tay and Lily were next spotted together at 2 of Tay’s 1989 shows:

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WTF IS LILY WEARING IN THESE 2 PICS LOL

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It’s funny how all of these events happened before Lily appeared in Net-a-Porter’s The Edit magazine:

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Lily even name dropped Tay in her interview with the mag:

“Taylor just loves her friends, and so do I. My girls are my girls. We’re such a close-knit group of women, and the most special thing about our group of friends – and it extends so far – is that we all have each other’s backs. It’s about supporting and being happy for each other. When you lift up the people around you, it elevates you as well. Bringing everybody up is the way I hope the whole world changes.”

 

 

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That same month, Lily attended the 2015 VMAS with Tay and all of her other faux friends:

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LILY LOOK HAPPY! YOU’RE AT THE VMAS FOR PETE’S SAKE!

It’s funny how all of this happened before Lily walked the runway at the Carolina Herrera show at New York Fashion week a month later:

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2 months later, Lily and Taylor were spotted together again with Tay’s other faux friends:

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WHY DOES LILY LOOK HIGH AF IN THIS PIC

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It’s funny how this event happened a month before Lily’s Stuart Weitzman Campaign came out:

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The 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

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And the Victoria’s Secret 2015 holiday commercial came out:

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Taylor and Lily haven’t been seen together since November 2015. What kind of “friendship” was this like seriously they mostly hungout during the Victoria’s Secret shows when Tay was paid to perform and Lily was paid to walk the runway.

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That’s it for the Tay and Lily saga. Tomorrow is a special one, because I’m gonna talk about Tay and her “special friend” Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss’s friendship. Bye bitches!

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