Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss: Faux Friendship #12

Good afternoon bitches. It’s time for another tale from Queen Taylor Swift’s Faux friendship tales! And today in her faux friendship tales, I’m gonna turn the page onto her faux friendship with her “special friend”, Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss:

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Taylor & Karlie timeline:

Taylor & Karlie 1st met in November 2013 at the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show where Karlie was walking the runway and Taylor was performing:

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AWW LOOK AT ALL THE FAUX FRIENDS POSING TOGETHER

After the show, Tay and Karlie didn’t hangout again until March 2014 (wow 4 months what a “friendship”)

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AREN’T THEY JUST THE CUTEST COUPLE I MEAN FAUX FRIENDS

That same month, Karlie and Taylor attended an Oscars after party with Tay’s other faux friend, Jaime King:

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WTF IS TAYLOR DOING WITH HER LEG LMAO

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The next month, Tay and Karlie hungout again:

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LOL AT KARLIE LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS LIKE BITCH WE KNOW U CALLED THEM

They later hungout again all throughout this month lol:

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THEY LOOK LIKE A MORE CONVINCING COUPLE THAN HER & CALVIN LOL

It’s funny how all of this happened before Karlie promoted the new Victoria’s Secret perfume, Heavenly:

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Moving on, Karlie and Taylor were next seen together in May 2014

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THEY BOTH LOOK SO AWKWARD IN THESE PICS LOL

In June, Taylor and Karlie were spotted together not once but twice lol:

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TAY, YOUR SURPRISE FACE IS THE WORST LIKE SERIOUSLY GET A NEW SURPRISE FACE

It’s funny how all these photo ops happened before Karlie appeared in Elle:

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HOW TF IS SHE A MODEL, LIKE SERIOUSLY I CAN MAKE BETTER FACIAL EXPRESSIONS IN MY SLEEP

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In July, we got another Taylor and Karlie sighting:

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KARLIE QUIT LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS BITCH

That same month, they were spotted going to the gym together lol:

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WHY IS TAYLOR DRESSED LIKE A MIME HOOKER GOING TO THE GYM

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Oh, how ironic that all of these photo ops happened a month before Karlie appeared on the cover of Vogue September with Tay’s other faux friend Cara Delevingne:

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Ironically after the cover debuted, Karlie and Tay stepped out for another photo op in September:

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WOW FOR A VS MODEL KARLIE DOESN’T DRESS WELL LOL

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BTW, this photo op happened before Karlie walked the runway at the Balmain show in Paris:

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Moreover, Taylor and Karlie were then seen at a NYC Knicks game in October

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THAT GUY IN THE BACK LOOKS SO ANNOYED BY TAY LOL & POOR BEN STILLER

The next month was great because not only did Karlie name drop Taylor:

“She’s an amazing girl, I’m so proud of her,” she told USA Today. “She works so hard. We’re just normal girls, normal girls.”

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Taylor and Karlie hungout at the 2014 American Music Awards:

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They even went to an AMAS after party with all of their other faux friends:

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KARLIE LOOKS SO OUT OF PLACE LMFAO

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The next month, Tay performed at the VS Fashion show while Karlie walked:

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TAY LOOKS LIKE SHE’S HAVING A FREAKOUT IN THE LAST PIC A LA MISCHA BARTON

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That same month, Tay and Karlie were caught in a comprising position:

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And, as we all know Taylor denied the rumors by calling them, “hilarious”, but I beg to differ bitch

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After the whole scandal, Karlie was seen lip syncing Shake It Off with her fellow VS models:

NONE OF THEM CAN DANCE LMFAO

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Karlie even name dropped Tay in an interview because the VS show was airing the same month:

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Taylor even celebrated her birthday with all of her faux friends including Karlie lol:

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SAM SMITH LOOKS CONFUSED AF IN THESE PICS LOL

It’s funny how all of these events happened not only before the VS show, Karlie was awarded model of the year at the people mag awards lol:

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I WONDER HOW MUCH TAY PAID FOR KARLIE TO WIN THAT TITLE

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Karlie and Tay didnt hangout again until February 2015 (wow 2 months lol)

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TAY & LILY ARE BARELY SMILING IN THIS PIC HAHA

It’s funny how this hangout happened before Karlie’s Joe Fresh Spring Campaign came out 2 days later:

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That same month, Taylor and Karlie covered Vogue lol:

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And had to say about each other:

Taylor on people telling them to be friends: “People had been telling us for years we needed to meet. I remember makeup artists and hair people going, ‘Doesn’t she remind you of Karlie? God, she and Karlie would be best friends. They’re the same. Karlie’s such a good girl. She brings us cookies every time we do a shoot.’”

Karlie on their sisterhood: “I’ve met a lot of really great girls through Taylor. She’s incredible at connecting people who might not normally meet. We’re all in different jobs, but we’ve become strong friends who are there for each other— a sisterhood of girls, a support team. But we’re also just normal 20-something girls, and I think you have to have people that you can be that with. You know, real friends are hard to find — and Taylor’s a real friend. There’s nothing better.”

Taylor on not giving tabloids material on her dating life: “I was really irritated by the whole serial-dater play that people tried to make about me. I just decided I wasn’t willing to provide them that kind of entertainment anymore. I wasn’t going to go out on dates and have them be allowed to take pictures and say whatever they wanted about our body language. I wasn’t going to sit next to somebody and flirt with them for five minutes, because I know the next day he’ll be rumored to be my boyfriend. I just kind of took the narrative back. It’s unfortunate I had to do that. And it’s unfortunate that now I have this feeling like if I were to open myself up to love, that would be a career weakness.”

 

 

LOL AT KARLIE SAYING THAT SHE MET A LOT OF PEOPLE THROUGH TAY SURE U DID

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It’s funny how this Vogue cover happened before Karlie walked the runway at Michael Kors fashion show:

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SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S MODELING HER GRANDMA’S CLOTHES

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In May, Karlie’s Bad Blood poster was released (wow they didnt hangout for 3 months lol)

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BITCH LOOKS LIKE A DISCOUNT RONDA ROUSEY

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It’s funny that her Bad Blood poster was released before Karlie threw the first pitch at the Cardinals game:

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After the game, Karlie then went a party with Tay and all of her other faux friends:

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KARLIE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT LOOK AT THE CAMERAS OMFG

Oh, how funny that they hungout before Karlie’s Versace Fall/Winter 2015 campaign came out:

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WHY IS SHE WEARING OSCAR THE GROUCH LOL

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In June 2015, Karlie went onstage with Tay’s other faux friends at an 1989 show:

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WHY IS KARLIE DRESSED SO SLUTTY LOL

They even got some backstage pics with Emma Watson & Sydney Sierota from Echosmith:

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WHITE FEMINISTS UNITE!

That same month, Karlie took an awkward pic with Tay, her faux bf Calvin Harris & Gigi & her faux bf Joe Jonas:

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It’s funny how all these hangouts happened before Karlie walked the runway at the Atelier Versace Show during Paris Fashion Week:

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SHE LOOKS LIKE A DISCOUNT HIPPIE LOL

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In July 2015, Karlie went to another 1989 show with Tay’s other faux friends lol:

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WHY DOES KARLIE ALWAYS DRESS BADLY LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH THAT

BTW, this concert happened before Karlie did another campaign ad for Joe Fresh:

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The next month, Karlie name dropped Tay once again in Glamour magazine:

On her friendship with Taylor Swift: “Taylor and I met at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show two years ago. [Model] Lily Aldridge introduced us. She was like, ‘OK, you two are kindred spirits. How have my two nice American friends never met?’ And that was it….. Our friendship is the same as yours and mine. Many of my closest friends are traveling all the time, so it takes constant effort—texting, FaceTiming—on all ends to maintain close relationships.”

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That same month, Karlie attended the 2015 VMAS with the rest of Tay’s army of skanks:

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THEY LOOK LIKE SUCH TRASHY WHORES OMFG

It’s funny how these events happened before Karlie released a video from her webseries, Klossy lol:

WHO IS SHE TRYING TO BE LIKE? ZOELLA? LOL

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In November, Karlie and Taylor were finally seen together for the 1st time in 3 months:

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KARLIE’S FAKE SURPRISE FACE THOUGH LMFAO

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Oh, how ironic that this event happened before Karlie appeared in Vogue’s 44 Stars You Should Be Watching lol:

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Karlie and Taylor haven’t been seen together since November 2015. Let’s see if Tay and Karlie manage to hangout before the Grammys or if Tay actually brings Karlie to the Grammys instead of Calvin. Like can you imagine that scenario?

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Yay! I’m finally done with this post it took me 15,788 years to get to the end. That’s it for Karlie and Taylor’s love story I mean faux friendship (for now). Tomorrow, I’m gonna dive into Tay’s “friendship” with fellow singer Lorde. Bye for now bitches!

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