Taylor Swift and Lorde: Faux friendship #13

Hello bitches. I’m back with a new post about your fav pop princess Taylor Alison Swift. And, today in Queen Tay’s faux friendship tales, I’m gonna turn the page onto her faux friendship with Royals singer Lorde. Let’s get this party started shall we:

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Taylor & Lorde timeline:

In November 2013, Taylor and Lorde were spotted hangout together in NYC:

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THOSE UGLY GREEN PANTS DO NOT GO WITH THOSE BOOTS

It’s funny how this hangout happened a month before Lorde’s Team video came out:

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That same month in December, Tay invited Lorde to her birthday party lol

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LORDE LOOKS SO COMFORTABLE AROUND TAYLOR LMFAO

Oh, how ironic that this birthday party happened a month before Lorde’s Rolling Stone cover came out:

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In January 2014, Lorde and Taylor hungout at a Grammy party and the Grammys:

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WHY DOES TAYLOR’S MAKEUP ALWAYS LOOK SO AWFUL AT THESE AWARD SHOWS

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BTW, these Grammy hangouts happened before Lorde’s V magazine came out:

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In February 2014, Lorde and Tay were seen everywhere together:

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WE SEE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS!

And, why the fuck was a 24 year old woman hanging out with a 17 year old girl?

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The next month, they were once again seen in NYC:

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TAY LOOKS LIKE A HORSE IN ALL OF THESE PICS

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Oh, how ironic that all of these photo ops happened before Lorde’s Fashion mag came out:

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In August 2014 (wow they didn’t hangout for 5 months straight lol), Tay and Lorde were seen taking a cooking class together lmfao:

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LORDE LOOKS SO BORED WITH TAY ROFL

It’s funny how this event happened before Tay’s flop of a movie came out:

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THAT WIG OH DEAR

and the 2014 VMAS where Tay was performing and Lorde won a VMA:

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WHY DOES LORDE BARELY SMILE AROUND TAYLOR LOL

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Oh, how ironic that these events happened before Lorde’s Elle cover came out:

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In November 2014, (wow they didn’t even hangout for 3 months what kind of “friendship” lol) Taylor “helped” celebrate Lorde’s birthday:

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THEY LOOK SO HAPPY CELEBRATING A BIRTHDAY LMFAO

BTW, this birthday happened before Lorde released the Kanye West remix of her song Yellow Flicker Beat from the Mockingjay Part 1 soundtrack:

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That same month in November, Taylor paid Lorde to defend her from Diplo’s diss:

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It’s funny how Lorde “defended” Tay before the AMAS 2014 where they both performed:

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THOSE FAKE SMILES LOL

Also, Lorde name dropped Taylor in a Jimmy Fallon interview:

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But, don’t forget that this film was coming out around the same time:

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Featuring this song:

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In January 2015, Tay and Lorde were seen everywhere together:

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TAY THOSE PIGTAILS MAKE YOU LOOK 5 YEARS OLD LMFAO

That same month, Lorde decided to name drop Tay yet again lol:

“She’s amazing and she’s very talented, but I feel like the way she writes is very much her voice,” Lorde shared to E!. “It’s the same with me. We’re very kind of singular.”

 

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In April 2015, Taylor shot down rumors that her and Lorde were fighting:

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That same month, Lorde and Tay hungout with the rest of Tay’s faux friends:

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LOL AT LORDE SITTING ON THE GROUND

It’s funny how all of these events happened months before Lorde’s Dazed magazine cover came out:

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DOES SHE THINK SHE’S THE QUEEN OF THE FOREST OR SOMETHING WTF LOL

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And, ofc Lorde name dropped Tay once again but this time with Tay’s other ugly faux friend Lena Dunham haha:

“Speaking of camp mother, I feel that Taylor (Swift) has really taken control and said, ‘I’m going to get us all together in the same place, I’m gonna make it very clear that friendship is powerful and women are magic and if anybody thinks this is a witches’ coven they might be right.’ She’s just made it her job in a very cool way,” Lena shared, speaking with Lorde.

Lorde agreed, “Yeah! I mean, she definitely brought me into this amazing world of supportive female friendship. For me, someone starts talking about boys and I’m like, ‘I just don’t know what to say.’ I’m useless in that capacity and that was why I thought, ‘Well, I can’t have girl friends (because) I don’t know how to talk about boys.’”

She added, “But Taylor just glosses over the fact that I’m terrible at that and she’s just like, ‘It’s OK, I’ll love you for your other qualities.’”

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The next month, Taylor invited Lorde to sing with her onstage during a 1989 show:

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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DRESS SO TERRIBLY OMFG

It’s funny how this happened 2 months before Lorde dropped Magnets featuring Disclosure:

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Tay and Lorde haven’t been seen together since July 2015. Also, Tay didn’t even ask Lorde to be in the Bad Blood video. So, I guess this friendship is over, oh wait, it didn’t even start.

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That’s it for Taylor and Lorde’s “friendship”. Tomorrow, the Ed Sheeran faux friendship post is coming and I’ll actually post it tomorrow, I promise. Until then, you can read my other post about Tay’s recent hangouts with her other faux friends, bye bitches!

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