Taylor Swift & Ed Sheeran: Faux friendship #14

 

Hey everybody! I’m back with a new post about America’s Sweetheart Taylor Swift! And today in Queen Tay’s faux friendship tales, I’m gonna talk about her faux friendship with A-Team singer, Ed Sheeran. Let’s get started on the post:

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Taylor & Ed timeline:

In May 2012, Taylor and Ed were spotted hanging out at a studio in L.A.

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WHY SO SAD TAY? DID YOU SOUND TERRIBLE IN THE STUDIO LMFAO

It’s funny how this photo op happened before Ed performed for the Queen in England:

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A month later, Ed name dropped Tay in an interview:

“Well, I don’t really write so much with other artists. Like the Taylor session, when we got together [that] was the second time I’ve ever gotten with another singer/songwriter and written a song with them.” He continued, “So it wasn’t actually too hard of an adjustment. We’re very much alike musically and it worked out well, I think.”
He added, “Taylor Swift is just really nice. She’s a really cool person. I don’t really know what else to say. She’s just a good friend. It’s a pleasure hanging out with her.”

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It’s funny how Ed name dropped Tay before he performed at the 2012 Closing Olympics Ceremonies a month later:


ED IS SO BORING LIKE HE MAKES ME WANT TO GO TO SLEEP

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That same month, Ed and Taylor announced that they were singing an duet together:

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I LOVE HOW TAY IS HOLDING ED’S ALBUM LIKE BUY THIS ALBUM SWIFTIES!

Later in August, Ed once again name dropped Tay in an interview:
“We hooked up and wrote two tunes, actually, one on the record and another that’s still out in the ether somewhere,” Ed revealed. “We wrote a song on a trampoline, ate some apple pie and had a jam. It was very fun.”
Ed added, “It came in 20 minutes, really. It was a really simple song to write. We just had two guitars and strummed it out. I’ve heard from everyone in the industry how cool she is; she’s got a very good reputation, but you never really realize what kind of person she is until you sit down and chat with her. She’s just a very warm soul.”

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It’s funny how all of this happened before Ed’s Coup de Main mag came out:

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THAT CAT LOOKS SO HAPPY TO BE THERE

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In October, Ed did an interview with Brink Mag and name dropped Tay once again:

“She’s a great person,” Sheeran reminisced.

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It’s funny how Ed name dropped Taylor again around the same time they released their terrible duet:


THIS SONG IS SO TERRIBLE AND BORING LIKE HOW DID PEOPLE LIKE THIS SONG

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BTW, they released their duet before they were announced as the performers at the Z100 Jingle Ball:

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LOL AT ONE DIRECTION BEING ONE OF THE PERFORMERS

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Then comes December and Tay and Ed hungout at the Z100 Jingle Ball event:

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ED LOOKS DRUNK AND TAYLOR’S MAKEUP LOOKS TERRIBLE AS USUAL

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The two even took the stage together at the event:

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TAY QUIT WEARING THOSE SHORTS! YOUR CAMELTOE IS LOOKING WORST!

It’s funny how this event happened before Ed made his big debut on Jimmy Kimmel:

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That same month, Ed name dropped Tay for the 15,778 time:

“We had great fun when we met,” he told UK’s The Sun. “But I don’t think I’m Taylor’s type.”

“If you look at all the dudes she’s dated, they’re all tall, brown hair, brown eyes, very attractive and all the girls scream for them,” Ed added. “I’m chubby, ginger with blue eyes.”

 

 

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BTW, this happened before Ed’s UK video tour diary video came out:

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Then in February it was reported that Taylor and Ed spent the night in a London hotel lol:

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IF THEY SPENT THE NIGHT TOGETHER IN A HOTEL, WHERE ARE THE PICS!?

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The next month, Ed covered one of Tay’s horrible songs haha

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That same month, Ed joined Taylor onstage during one of her Red shows because he’s her opening act and not her friend lol:

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WHY ARE ALL OF HER TOUR OUTFITS SO BASIC LOL

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Later on in March, Ed once again name dropped Taylor:

“As the plane started to take off, it was on the table and it went like this. The plane is kind of taking off and [the sword] started sliding down and I was like, ‘No!’ It was just about to impale Taylor,” he shared.

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The next month, Ed name dropped Taylor again for the 17,777,867 time omg Ed shut up:

“Her dad was actually the one of the people who hooked up the house for us,” he added, referencing his new home in Nashville, Tenn.

 

 

I find it funny how all of this name dropping happened before Ed released lego version of  the music video for Lego House:

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That same month in April, Ed and Taylor went to Disney World together:

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THE COUPLE BEHIND THEM MAKES BETTER FACIAL EXPRESSIONS THAN THOSE 2

The next month, they were photographed at their concert venue in Detroit:

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ED, TAYLOR IS LAUGHING AT YOU, NOT WITH YOU!

And, Ed name dropped Tay again lol:

“‘I Knew You Weren’t Trouble When You Walked In.’ She’s definitely a very good girl,” the 22-year-old British musician told Glamour about writing a song about Taylor, 23.

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It’s funny how all of these photo ops happened before Ed performed at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards:

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In June it was a huge month for Tay and Ed because not only did their music video for their stupid song came out:

They also performed on Britain’s Got Talent:

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In July, Taylor and Ed performed during a July 4th special:

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Oh, how hilarious that this all happened before the 2012 VMAS nominations came out and look who got nominated:

Best Male Video
Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
Robin Thicke feat. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
Ed Sheeran – “Lego House”
Kendrick Lamar – “Swimming Pools”

 

 

I WONDER HOW MUCH TAY PAID MTV TO MAKE THIS SHIT HAPPEN

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That same month, Ed and Taylor were seen paddleboarding lol

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THAT IS AN UGLY SWIMSUIT TAY LMFAO

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BTW, this photo op happened before it was announced that Ed was going to be a supervisor on The Voice:

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In December, Tay visited Ed before his Madison Square Garden show:

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ED IS BARELY SMILING WITH HER LMFAO

It’s funny that this event happened before Ed released the music video for the song, I See Fire from The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug soundtrack:

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The next month, Taylor and Ed took a selfie together:

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ED’S NOT EVEN DRINKING OUT OF HIS MUG I’M CACKLING

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BTW, this selfie happened before the 2014 Grammy nominations came out and look who got nominated:

Best New Artist:
James Blake
Kendrick Lamar
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Kacey Musgraves
Ed Sheeran

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In January 2014, Taylor talked about Ed because the Grammys were the same month and they were both nominated:

“I want him to win everything he’s ever up for,” BFF and tour mate Taylor Swift told Billboard. “He’s one of my favorite people on the planet. And he’s so talented and he’s worked so hard for it.”

She added, “I think he would have amazing acceptance speeches. We toured together all year and I watched him every single night. He was just such a show-stopper. It was so amazing to watch him work and to watch him put together his new record, which is going to be great. Whether or not he wins Best New Artist, I think people are going to be so blown away by what comes next from him.”

 

 

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Then in February, Taylor, Ed and Tay’s drug addict faux friend Cara Delevingne sang together in an Instagram video lol:

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It’s funny how all of this happened before Ed announced that Sing was the upcoming single from his 2nd album

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That same month, Taylor talked about Ed for Billboard Magazine:

“His show is so captivating and so brave. It’s a really bold move to go out on [the Red] stadium tour with no band. It was just Ed up there with his guitar every night, doing what he’s done since he was playing in clubs and bars and pubs in England as a kid.”

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And the next day, Ed released Sing haha:

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That same month, Ed denied dating Taylor because he was promoting Sing:

“With lyrics like ‘Me and her, we make money the same way/Four cities, two planes the same day’, it’s 100 percent not about Taylor,” he told Rolling Stone knowing that it sounds like he’s talking about about his time spent with Taylor on tour.

He continued, “I’ve never dated Taylor. I’ve dated a few singers, though.”

 

 

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It’s funny how this happened before Ed performed on Saturday Night Live:

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and look who was there because she likes to make everything about her:

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WTF IS SHE DOING WITH HER HEAD LOL

BTW, all of this happened before Ed announced his American tour:

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        Then in May, Ed talked about how Taylor met his new GF lol:

 Ed also opened up about his new unnamed girlfriend. He told Us Weekly, that she

       “works for a food company—well not a food company, she works for a chef.”

      Has Taylor met this girl yet? Of course! “We went for dinner in London,” Ed said. “She   likes her.”

It’s funny that he name dropped Tay before he performed at a Fault Of Our Stars event:

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In June 2014, (wow they haven’t hungout since April I thought they were “besties” haha) Taylor posted a pic of Ed and her cat Meredith because Ed needed promotion for his new album:

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THAT CAT LOOKS SO FUCKING SCARED LOL

It’s funny how this Instagram pic happened before Ed’s Parade Magazine came out:

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In July, it was announced that Tay and Ed were performing at the IHeartRadio Music Festival:

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In November, it was announced that Taylor and Ed were performing at the 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion show:

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In December, Ed said he wants Taylor to date Orlando Bloom lol:

“He’s lovely, and they live in the same building,” Ed told Now Magazine. “[I’m hoping that ] the magic might present itself eventually.”

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He also talked about her horrible 1989 album lol:

“‘Bad Blood’. The first song she played me was ‘Blank Space’, and the second song was ‘Bad Blood’, and I’ve always loved that from the beginning. I thought it should have been the first single, but I think probably ‘Shake It Off’ was a better choice.”

 

 

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It’s funny how he name dropped her before he was announced as a Grammy performer:

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In March 2015, Ed “approved” of Tay’s new faux bf Calvin Harris lol:

“No, he’s cool. He’s a really nice guy. Really, really nice guy,” Ed said. “So he gives the coupling his seal of approval? “Yeah, I’d give the seal of approval… There are just certain people who are just nice people in the industry. I met [Calvin] like a year ago…Really good guy.”

 

 

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And the next month, Ed was announced as a performer at the Billboard Music Awards:

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That same month in April, Taylor tweeted about the texts Ed sent her lol:

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MULTI PLATINUM LYRICISTS WTF ED

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It’s funny how these texts happened before Ed released the Photograph video:

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That same month Tay and Ed were seen everywhere together from Rock in Rio:

To the Billboard Music Awards:

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ED LOOKS SO COMFORTABLE AROUND HER LOL

BTW, Ed & Tay didn’t hangout 5 months prior the BBMAs

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It’s funny how all of this happened before Ed’s Madame Tussaud’s wax figure came out:

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THAT WAX FIGURE LOOKS SO FUCKING CREEPY OMFG

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Later on in May, Ed talked about Taylor again omg:

“I don’t know. I met her professionally first, we were writing songs. I don’t know, I get along really well with her. Too tall. I don’t know man, I feel like we look like cast members of The Hobbit,” Ed shared.

 

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It’s funny how Ed name dropped Tay before he performed at the MuchMusic Awards in June:

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The next month, Ed spent 4th of July with Tay & her other faux friends:

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ED LOOKS SO ANNOYED IN THIS PIC LOL

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Later on in July, Ed was paid to defend Taylor in the Nicki fight:

“I think everyone knows that Taylor has done nothing wrong in that situation,” the 24-year-old entertainer told The Daily Telegraph of his former tour-mate.

“She didn’t nominate herself for the awards. It’s not her fault. She just made some good videos and people think they’re good,” Ed continued. “I think the Minaj point is a bit redundant, her point is that you have to be skinny and white to get a Video of the Year nomination, but Beyonce’s ‘7/11? is in there, and that is celebrating the female figure in every form.”

ED YOUR RACISM IS SHOWING ASSHOLE

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BTW, after all of this it was announced that Ed was guest starring on the Bastard Executioner:

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OH DEAR ED ACTING OH NO LOL

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In October 2015, Ed name dropped Taylor again (is that the only word in his vocab lol)

On if he gets to hangout with Taylor Swift’s girl squad: “Of course. It’s not a vaginas-only club.”

 

THANK U FOR THAT SEXIST COMMENT ED

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It’s ironic that he name dropped her once again before he performed at the Shining a Light concert event:

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Ed and Taylor haven’t hungout together since July 2015. Let’s see if they hangout before or at the Grammys or not like last year. I’m gonna laugh if they don’t haha.

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That’s it for the Tay & Ed chronicles (For now). Omg I finally made it to the end it took me 17,888 years to get here omg. Tomorrow, Taylor and Sam Smith’s faux friendship post is coming bye bitches!

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