Taylor Swift and Jaime King: Faux friendship #16

Hey guys. I’m finally back with a new post about Taylor Swift’s faux friendships and today in Queen Tay’s faux friendship tales, I’m gonna talk about her faux friendship with Hart of Dixie famewhore Jaime King:

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Taylor and Jaime timeline:

Tay & Jai were first spotted together at a Golden Globes after party in January 2014 with Tay’s fellow faux friend Hailee Steinfeld:

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TAY QUIT DANCING LIKE A DRUNK GIRAFFE!

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After the party, the 2 were spotted hanging out in Beverly Hills that same month:

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LOVE HOW JAIME KEEPS LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS LOL

Love how this photo op happened before Jaime released a new Hart of Dixie promo the next month:

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2 months later, (wow they didn’t hangout for a full month lol) Jaime and Tay hungout with Oscar winner Meryl Streep:

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POOR MERYL SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO GET TF OUTTA THERE

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Then, Tay & Jai hungout again at an Oscars after party:

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TAY QUIT POSING LIKE U HAVE AN ASS BITCH OMFG

BTW, all of these hangouts happened before this show came back:

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In July 2014, (Wow they didn’t hangout for 4 months wow such great “Friends”) Jaime went to Tay’s 4th of July party with Tay’s fellow faux friends andrew-garfield-emma-stone-taylor-swift-boat-ride.jpg

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TAY LOOKS LIKE SHE’S CRYING INTO THAT TURTLE’S BACK LOL

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BTW, this 4th of July party happened before Jaime teased her husband’s Kyle Newman film Barely Lethal on her Instagram:

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The next month, Jaime did the ice bucket challenge with Taylor and her other faux friends

BITCHES CALM DOWN LIKE GEEZ

Funny how this ice bucket challenge happened before Jaime’s Vegas mag came out:

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WHY DO ALL OF THESE BITCHES LIKE TO POSE LIKE FLAMINGOES LOL

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In October 2014, Jaime name dropped Taylor lol:

“Taylor is just one of my closest, closest friends, one of my dear, dear friends,” she told E! News. “We just met and instantly had a connection.”

Jaime continued to say: “Taylor has always had a pop element to her country, which is why she has been so successful and this new album is so unbelievable, like literally mind-blowingly amazing. The first time I heard some of the songs, they all like stuck in my head. I was like crying because I was like, ‘Oh my God, this is insane.”

 

 

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Ironic how after after she name dropped her, the Hart of Dixie s4 trailer debuted the next month:

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The next month, Jai attended Tay’s birthday party along with her other faux friends:

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WTF IS JAIME WEARING ON HER HEAD LOL

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BTW, this birthday party happened before Jaime released her video from Love Mag:

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In January-February 2015, Taylor and Jaime were seen everywhere together:

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JAIME, YOUR BOTOX IS SHOWING!

Ironic how all of this was happening while Tay released the video for Style directed by Jaime’s husband Kyle:

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In March 2015, it was announced that Taylor would the godmother of Jaime’s unborn child:

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WOW JAIME USING YOUR BABY FOR PUBLICITY SMH

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That same month Jaime continued to leech onto Taylor:

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BTW, all of this happened before it was announced that Jaime’s show Hart of Dixie might be getting cancelled:

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Later on in March, Jaime talked about Taylor being the godmother of her child lol:

“There was no thought behind it at all other than that I always knew she was going to be the godmother if I had another baby. It’s because she’s incredibly thoughtful. Choosing a godmother is a very sacred and important thing in our family. They’re going to be guiding your child, and they’re responsible for them if something was to ever happen,” the 35-year-old actress said. “We try and choose people who we know would raise our child the way that we would raise our child and her thoughtfulness, her kindness, her authenticity—the way that she’s generous with her family, with her friends, with her fans—is so powerful to me. She’s so uninhibited in her giving—the presents she gives to her fans, she wraps every single one, she paints the stuff. It’s all her. It’s just beyond. She’s so clear with what it is that she wants to do yet at the same time she leaves herself so vulnerable. It is really powerful to me. That’s why I feel like she’s going to be the perfect godmother.”

Jaime also opened up about asking Taylor to be the godmother. “We were hanging out on the couch and I was like, ‘Hey, would ever want to be a godmother?’ And she was like, ‘Uh, yes!’ And she cried and, you know, all the fun things that best friends do.”

 

 

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In April 2015, Jaime was seen going to a Haim concert along with Tay and her faux BF Calvin haha:

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THEY WEREN’T EVEN SEEN GOING TOGETHER DID JAIME STALK TAYLOR THERE LOL

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That same month, Jaime tweeted this about the 1989 tour:

“U mean THE BEST tour of 2015? Yes ‘@Alexawinkler2: @Jaime_King hi Jamie I love you so much are you going to see Taylor on the 1989 tour?’” Jaime recently tweeted.

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Later on in April, Jaime “approved” of Calvin haha:

“He’s a wonderful man,” Jaime told E! News. “He’s a beautiful man.”

 

 

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Ironic how all of these photo ops and name dropping happened before the Barely Lethal trailer came out:

THIS FILM LOOKS SO TERRIBLE LMFAO

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In May 2015, Tay & Jai were spotted taking 2 separate flights through LAX:

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JAIME, JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE PREGNANT, DOESN’T MEAN U CAN DRESS LIKE A HOBO

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Towards the end of May, Jaime Instagramed an “inspirational” quote Taylor said haha:

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Funny how this Instagram post happened before Hart of Dixie got cancelled lol

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THIS WAS PROBABLY JAIME WHEN THIS HAPPENED LOL

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Moving on in June 2015, Taylor threw Jaime a baby shower lol:

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THAT LOOKS LIKE THE WORST BABY SHOWER EVER LOL

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Ironic how this baby shower happened before Jaime talked about her pregnancy with Yahoo Style lol:

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In July 2015, Jaime had Taylor introduce the world to her baby like anybody gave a fuck:

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Later on in July, Taylor and Jaime did a photo op together just so Jaime could show off her post baby body lol:

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WHY SO SAD JAIME? DID U NOT GET THE PUBLICITY U WANTED FOR YOUR 2ND BABY?

In August 2015, Taylor dedicated Never Grow Up to her “godson” lol:

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BTW, all of this happened before Jaime partnered up with Ellen DeGeneres for Hey World:

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That same month, Jaime went to Taylor’s L.A. concert:

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LOVE HOW SHE ALWAYS LOOKS AT THE CAMERAS LOL

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BTW, this concert happened before Jaime announced she was launching a jewelry collection lol:

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In December 2015, Jaime wrote a “heartfelt” birthday message to Taylor:

“Dear Tay- Tomorrow is your birthday and I will be in the air. This picture I took of you brings back the fondest of memories. It captures all of your beauty that I know, that the world knows, in one photograph. You have the uncanny ability to just get straight into the Soul’s of us all in one shot. With your music, you grab the hearts of countless hearts & don’t let go. As my sister, with your irresistible enthusiasm, un-f*cking unbeatable passion and true honesty, feels like home. To have changed the perception of female friendships (even in the smallest way) because somehow, in this crazy world where women want to hurt each other, we have a thoughtful group of friends where we have chosen to love each other through it all, and support our peers along the way & with open arms you bring this to life. Intimately and sincerely, I love you, I am profoundly proud of you, your Light is a rare and brilliant gift. Happy Birthday!!! (Your always sensitive, expository and teary eyed friend;) xo Jaime”

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Funny, how this birthday message happened before Jaime lip-synced Bad Blood with Olivia Munn on Lip Sync Battle:

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Later on in January, Jaime hungout with Taylor:

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THAT BABY LOOKS SO FUCKING SCARED LOL

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BTW, this hangout happened before Jaime launched her new children’s clothing line:

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Taylor and Jaime haven’t been seen together since last month. Let’s see if they manage to hangout together at a Grammys after party or something like that. Like, Jaime’s unemployed so she has time for all that shit.

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Well, that’s it for Taylor’s and Jaime’s faux friendship. Tomorrow, the Haim post is coming and it’s gonna be better than any song Tay has ever written. BTW, The Grammys are coming up and I’m gonna post a lot about that event from what hideous dress Tay is wearing to whether she brought her faux friends or her fake BF Calvin. Bye bitches!

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