Taylor Swift & Haim: Faux Friendship #17

Morning bitches! It’s time to get up so that you can read my latest post about Pop Princess Taylor Swift. And, today in her faux friendship fairytale adventures, I’m gonna talk about her “friendship” with girl-band Haim.

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Taylor & Haim timeline:

In December 2014, Haim was spotted at Taylor’s birthday party with all of her other faux friends:

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THIS LOOKS LIKE THE WORST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER

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The next month, the band hungout with Tay, her dad and her other faux friends:

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WHO TF WOULD WANT TO HANGOUT WITH TAYLOR’S DAD LIKE SERIOUSLY

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That same month, Haim hungout with Tay yet again and with her other faux friends:

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HAIM LOOKS SO HAPPY TO BE THERE LOL

Later on, Tay took a vacation with Haim lol

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WHY DOES TAYLOR ALWAYS WEAR SUCH UGLY SWIMSUITS HAHA

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Moving on, Haim and Tay were then later seen getting off of Tay’s private jet lol:

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WHO KEEPS CALLING THE PAPARAZZI LIKE OMFG THIS IS STARTING TO GET CREEPY

Moreover, more vacations pictures came out ugghhhhh:

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TAY WHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? THE CAMERAS? HAHA

BTW, all of these photo ops happened before this was announced:

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That same month were the Grammys and Haim and Taylor went because they were both nominated:

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LOVE HOW HAIM IS MORE INTERESTED IN THE CAMERAS THAN TAY LOL

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Funny how all of these hangouts happened before Haim released their new music video for the song Pray To God featuring Taylor’s faux boyfriend Calvin Harris:

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The next month, Haim & Taylor attended Tay’s faux friend Camila’s birthday party:

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SO MUCH FAKE HAPPINESS IN ONE PIC LOL

Funny how this birthday party happened before Haim released their song from the Insurgent soundtrack titled Holes in the Sky featuring M83:

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Later on in March, Haim hungout with Tay and her other “besties”:

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HAIM & ELLIE LOOK SO DONE IN THIS PIC LOL

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The next month, Haim was seen with Tay and her other faux friends once again lol:

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WHY ARE SOME OF THEM DOING DUCK LIPS LIKE NO STOP IT

The next month, Haim and Tay went to go “support” Tay’s fake BF at Wango Tango:

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TAY LOOKS HIGH IN SOME OF THESE PICS LMFAO

In June 2015, Haim was forced to go to Jaime’s baby shower with Taylor

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THEY ALL LOOK DRUNK IN THESE PICTURES ROFL

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In July, Haim went to Tay’s 4th of July party with the rest of her faux friends haha

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2 OUT OF 3 OF HAIM ARE BARELY JUMPING LOL

2 months later, Haim performed with Tay and Nelly lol:

BITCHES STOP DANCING ESPECIALLY YOU TAYLOR I DON’T HAVE AN ASS SWIFT

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Haim and Taylor haven’t been seen together since September 2015 because as we all know they were never real friends from the start, they were just tour mates lol. Heck, she didn’t even invite them to be in the Bad Blood video, so this “friendship” wasn’t serious to Tay, either.

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That’s it for Tay’s faux friendship with Haim. Tomorrow, I’m gonna dive into Taylor’s friendship with 5th Harmony’s resident racist and terrible singer Camila Cabello. Bye guys and be prepared for tomorrow’s post.

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