Taylor Swift & Emma Stone: Faux friendship #19

Hey guys. I’m back to talk about Taylor Swift’s faux friends again. I know I said I was done but I decided to talk about another of her faux friends: Oscar nominee Emma Stone. Let’s get this party started shall we:

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Emma & Taylor timeline:

Taylor and Emma 1st met at a Hollywood Life Mag party back in 2008

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WOW TAYLOR’S MAKEUP EVEN LOOKS TERRIBLE HERE

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Tay & Em didn’t hangout again until December 2009 (wow they didn’t hangout for a year & a half haha)

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LOVE HOW TAY IS LOOKING AT THE PAPS IN THE 3RD PIC HAHA

Funny how this photo op happened before the Marmaduke teaser trailer came out:

OH DEAR REMEMBER WHEN EMMA DID THIS FILM LMFAO

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and before Taylor dropped Fearless as her next single the next month:

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In April 2010, Emma name dropped Taylor haha

“She’s so great! We’re very different, but she has such a sick sense of humor. Nobody knows that. She’s so great. People know … how hilarious she is. They’ve seen her on SNL. People are seeing it more now, and she’s so funny and she’s exactly who you think she is, and I love that.”

Emma also dished on how the two first met — Taylor turned Emma into a fan! “We met at the Young Hollywood Awards for Hollywood Life magazine. We met there three years ago, and then I listened to some of her music, and I wrote her an e-mail saying I liked her music, I swear. And then we started talking and hanging out.”

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Ironic how Emma name dropped her before the Paper Man trailer debuted:

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In September 2010, Taylor attended the Easy A premiere. BTW the 2 haven’t hungout since December 2009 haha

 

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WTF IS TAYLOR DOING WITH HER FEET IN THE 3RD PIC HAHA

Oh and I need to tell you guys something else: Easy A is a Screen Gems film and it’s associated with Sony Pictures Entertainment and guess who else is a part of Sony?

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Then in October 2010, Taylor & her faux BF Jake Gyllenhaal reportedly went to Emma’s Saturday Night Live show lol:

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Moving on, in February 2011 Tay and Em were spotted together at an event in L.A.

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TAY IS BARELY SMILING WITH EMMA LOL

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BTW, this hangout happened before the Friends with Benefits trailer came out:

Emma’s Glamour mag cover also dropped around the same time:

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and before Taylor dropped her next single from Speak Now titled Mean:

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2 months later, Emma and Taylor were spotted hanging out in Beverly Hills

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EMMA LOOKS SO HAPPY HAHA

Funny how this photo op happened before the Crazy Stupid Love trailer dropped:

Also, Tay dropped The Story of Us around the same time:

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In August 2011, Emma was forced to give Taylor the Ultimate Choice Award at the Teen Choice Awards oh dear haha:

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In July 2012, Emma had Taylor say nice things about her in British Vogue lol:

“I admire how original [Emma] is, just being who she is. She doesn’t do anything to be different from everyone else on the planet. Somehow she just is.”

 

 

ALL OF THEIR QUOTES ARE LITERALLY THE SAME THING OMFG LOL

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BTW, this happened before Emma’s Gangster Squad poster came out:

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In October 2012, Emma and Taylor were spotted hanging out in Paris:

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BTW PAPARAZZI IS ILLEGAL IN FRANCE

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Ironic how this photo op happened before the Movie 43 trailer debuted:

THIS MOVIE LOOKS SO FUCKING AWFUL OMFG

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In December 2012, Tay was forced to take her faux BF Harry Styles to Emma’s birthday party in NYC:

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POOR HARRY OMFG

Funny how this birthday party happened before Gangster Squad came out a month later:

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In July 2014 (wow they didn’t hangout for a full year haha) Emma took her faux BF Andrew Garfield to Tay’s 4th of July party with all of her other faux friends haha:

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ANDREW LOOKS SO HAPPY TO BE THERE HAHA

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Funny how this 4th of July party happened before Magic in the Moonlight came out:

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In December 2014, Taylor went to Emma’s Cabaret show:

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WTF R THESE BITCHES WEARING HAHA

Funny, how Tay went to the Cabaret show before the Aloha Trailer came out 2 months later

BTW THIS IS THE FILM WHERE EMMA A WHITE WOMAN PORTRAYED AN ASIAN WOMAN

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Taylor and Emma haven’t been seen together since December 2014. I doubt that Taylor’s even gonna bring Emma to the Grammys tomorrow night. Plus, Tay didn’t even ask Emma to be in the Bad Blood video with her. So, I guess that they’re not friends anymore. Oh wait. I forgot. They were never friends from the start. Oops.

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Guys, I’m finally done with all of Tay’s faux friends. It’s a miracle. And, just like I promised. I’m gonna report on everything Grammys on Tuesday. From what hideous dress Tay is wearing to her awkward “sexy” pose she’s gonna make on the red carpet to who she brings and to her terrible performance. Bye bitches! See you guys on Tuesday!

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