Guess who’s back? Back again. Sassy’s back. Tell a friend. I’m finally back with a new post about Pop Princess Taylor Swift and I’m here to talk about the Grammys. I’m gonna recap everything to what Tay wore to who she brought and to how she performed (Spoiler alert: She was terrible. No surprise there.) Let’s get it started shall we:
Before the Grammys:
Tay filmed a video of her faux friend Selena Gomez looking all fake happy for her when she won the Grammy for Bad Blood oh dear:
HAHA AT SELENA BEING FAKE HAPPY FOR TAYLOR AND DID SELENA GET BOTOX AGAIN
Also, fuck the Grammys for choosing Taylor over Kelly Clarkson & Kendrick Lamar:
The Grammys Red Carpet:
Taylor brought Selena instead of the rest of her faux friends and her faux BF Calvin haha
TAYLOR LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND SELENA IN THESE PICS LMFAO
Also, Taylor looks like the trashy slutty version of Jeannie from I Dream of Jeannie:
TAY, YOU’RE LOSING ORIGINAL POINTS BY THE MINUTE
Her opening performance:
Taylor opened the show with her song Out of the Woods:
BITCH, QUIT DANCING LIKE YOU’RE IN THE EXORCISM AND LIP SYNC BETTER!
My review of the performance: First things first, Tay you really need to stop with the over performing, like it just makes your dancing and singing even worst than it is. 2nd, you need better lip sync lessons. How did you not learn from your lip syncing at the 2014 AMAS? Lip sync better girl. That’s the only thing you’re great at. Last thing: Dress better. Like, your outfit looks like something 1987 Madonna would wear. Dress better.
LIKE WHAT THE HELL IS SHE WEARING LOL
The grade I would give her performance is an:
Supposedly, Taylor even found her performance as terrible as I did because she was crying afterwards haha:
Moving onto the rest of the show:
When her faux friend Ed Sheeran beat her at the Grammys, Tay tried to be all fake excited for him haha:
and then Taylor won for album of the year really Grammys really:
I’D LIKE TO THANK LANA DEL REY FOR LETTING ME RIP OFF A LOT OF HER SONGS FOR MY ALBUM! YOU’RE A BETTER SONGWRITER THAN ME!
I also loved how she thanked her fans, you know the same fans whose fan mail she threw away in Nashville
But, the best part of the speech was Earth, Wind & Fire looking pissed off behind her
OH AND TORI KELLY’S FACE TOO
IN THAT MOMENT, I SWEAR WE WERE ALL TORI KELLY
The after party:
Taylor went to the after party with her faux BF Calvin and her faux friends Lorde, Camila Cabello and Ellie Goulding:
LOVE HOW CALVIN IS WALKING BEHIND TAYLOR & HER FAUX FRIENDS HAHA
Funny how Camila hungout with Tay before this single was released:
Ironic how Lorde hungout with the bitch before her tribute to David Bowie at the Brit Awards:
Also, it’s hilarious how Ellie hungout with the cunt before her music video dropped:
Oh and let me tell you something about Taylor & Ellie’s “friendship”:
As you all know Tay is a part of Big Machine Records which is distributed by Universal Music Group:
Well, look what I found out about Ellie!
Moving on, Taylor also took a picture with Big Machine’s Scott Borchetta and CEO of Republic Records Monte Lipman.
LOVE HOW SHE LOOKS MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THEM THAN WITH CALVIN HAHA
And, where is Selena? Did she and Tay ditch each other after the Grammys or something?
Also, I love how all of the media outlets are claiming that Calvin is happy for Taylor’s win, but he doesn’t seem like it in any of these pics. Also, I love how only a few of Tay’s faux friends went with her to this event. I mean no Karlie, no Martha, no Lily or even Serayah. Guess none of them wanted to be seen in public with her.
That’s it for the Taylor Grammys post. Sadly, I’m gonna be taking a short break for awhile until Tay does something. But, Coachella is in 2 months and Calvin is gonna need Taylor more than ever and so I’m gonna report on that in April. In the meantime, bye bitches!