Hey gang! Guess who’s back to give you more scoop about America’s Sweetheart Taylor Swift? That’s right, me bitches! And today in Tay’s faux friendship adventures, I’m gonna talk about her hanging out with new “best friend” Reese Witherspoon. Also, they both fake dated Jake Gyllenhaal. How awkward. Lol. I wonder if they swapped beard stories. Anyway, let’s get started on this post shall we:
On March 28th, Tay and Reese were spotted going to Madeo in L.A.
REESE, DON’T BE SHY! YOU’RE HAVING DINNER WITH TAYLOR SWIFT! LOOK HAPPIER!
Also, I love how we saw no pics of them inside eating dinner nor leaving together and why does it look like they’ve been crying? Is it because they were forced to have dinner together by their respective publicists?
It’s also funny how they’re hanging out after it was announced that Reese was getting replaced by Kristen Wiig in the upcoming film Downsizing:
GUESS THEY FOUND A BETTER ACTRESS THAN REESE LOL
That’s it for the Reese and Taylor sagas (for now I guess). But, just remember guys, April is coming up and you know what that means: Coachella 2016! Tune in to find out if Tay goes and support her beard Calvin Harris at his DJ gig. Because, let’s face it, the man needs more publicity than ever, lol. Bye guys and I’ll see you next time on the Taylor Swift Drama Diaries!