Taylor performing at Reese Witherspoon’s 40th birthday party

Hello bitches. I’m back to inform you about everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Swift. And today in her damage control adventures, I’m gonna talk about her performing at Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon’s 40th birthday party. Such an odd combo huh? Let’s get this birthday party started shall we:

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Last night, Reese celebrated her 40th birthday party early (she turns 40 on March 22nd) in Nashville by having Keith Urban and Tay perform:

OH DEAR TAYLOR SOUNDS SO FUCKING PITCHY OMFG

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Also, I love how Reese went up onstage to sing with Keith but not with Tay:

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Oh and how funny how Reese took pics with all of her guests except Tay:

Um.. @taylorswift @lauradern #happybirthdayreese

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WHY DOES TAY ALWAYS FAKE SMILE LIKE THAT LIKE SHOW SOME ENTHUSIASM BITCH

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BTW, it’s funny how this early birthday party happened after this was released:

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That’s it for the birthday party post. Taylor is getting even more pathetic with these ridiculous damage control stunts. Like Tay, these stupid damage controls reeks of desperation. Like c’mon, do better damage control stunts. And also, private concert my ass lol. I’ll be back soon with more about Tay, Calvin and more of her desperate attempts at being America’s Sweetheart, again. Bye guys!

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