Good morning my amazing readers. Nat is here to tell you all about famous terrible singer Taylor Swift. Today in her drama filled adventures, I’m gonna talk about her going to Gigi’s 2nd birthday party (seriously what is up with all of her faux friends having 2nd birthday parties? Isn’t one enough? Not for famewhores lol). Also, her latest hangouts with her other faux friends Lily Aldridge and Kelsea Ballerini and the truth behind it all. And, I found out some things about her beard Calvin Harris’ new single. Let’s get this party started shall we:
On April 28th, Lily and Tay were seen hanging out together in L.A.
LOVE HOW LILY & TAY AREN’T WALKING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN SOME OF THESE PICS
Also, where the hell was Lily during Coachella? Like, Lily I thought you and Tay were “best friends” and I love how none of them are even speaking to each other nor do they look happy to be near one another:
Funny, how Tay and Lily are hanging out after Lily was featured on Vogue.com:
and Lily just promoted Pat McGrath’s hair highlighter on her Instagram:
Moving onto Tay and Kelsea’s hangout (who haven’t hungout since January BTW) :
On the same day, Taylor and Kelsea were seen hanging out together at Fred Segal:
LOVE HOW THEY’RE BOTH LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS AND IS TAY WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT SHE WORE WHEN SHE HUNGOUT WITH LILY LIKE WTF TAY
Funny, how Kelsea is hanging out with Tay before this award show this weekend:
Oh and let me tell you the truth behind this so called friendship:
As you all know thanks to my previous posts, Tay is apart of RCA Records who’s parent company is Sony Music Entertainment:
Well, I was looking up Kelsea’s info and I found some interesting stuff:
You see she’s a part of Black River Entertainment, which is distributed by RED Distribution (ironic huh lol) and RED’s parent company is Sony Music Entertainment:
Moreover, Tay and Lily were spotted once again, along with Tay’s faux friends Haim, going into a restaurant:
WHY IS TAY DRESSED UP LIKE A CLOWN HOOKER AND WTF IS GOING ON IN SOME OF THESE PICS LOL
Also, why does Lily look so lost and sad? Like, smile bitch you’re hanging out with famous pop star Taylor Swift and you’re going to famous supermodel Gigi Hadid’s birthday party. Be happy, bitch.
Oh and how ironic that Haim is hanging out with Tay after they were featured in Vanity Fair:
and they have a tour coming up
That reminds me, let me tell you all about Haim and Tay’s so called “friendship”:
Haim is a part of the record label Columbia Records:
and guess whose parent company is Columbia’s? You guessed it!
Back to Gigi’s birthday party, Taylor, Gigi, Lily and wannabe Kris Jenner aka Gigi’s mom Yolanda took a group pic together haha:
PUCKERED LIPS ARE SO 2002 BITCHES, GET WITH THE TIMES OMFG
Funny, how this birthday party happened after this was announced:
HOW THE HELL IS SHE GOING TO HOST AN ENTIRE AWARDS SHOW I MEAN:
Oh and let me tell you all the real reason why Lily went to Gigi’s birthday party:
Not only are they both Victoria’s Secret models, but they both have the same modeling management! Take a look:
Now onto Calvin’s single:
Calvin released his new song This is what you came for featuring Rihanna today if you care lol:
Tay was even forced I mean she promoted in on her Instagram too lol:
I also noticed something about the artwork, doesn’t it look familiar?
GEEZ NO WONDER SHE LOOKED SO ANNOYED AND PISSED OFF IN THIS PIC LOL
Also, Calvin is a part of Columbia Records, just a friendly reminder:
I’m finally finished with this post, whew it took me 15,000 years to get to the end, damn. But, anyway don’t forget that Tay not only has the Billboard Music Awards coming up, she is also co-chairing the Met Gala wtf lol. Let’s see how that turns out and if her and Calvin walk the red carpet together this time haha. Bye guys, thank you all for reading my posts, sending me messages on tumblr and following me on twitter.