Tay and Sel are going to the Met Gala together!

What’s up my amazing and beautiful readers!? I’m back with another post about the life of famed drama queen, Taylor Swift. Today, I’m going to talk about her faux friend Selena Gomez revealing to the press that they’re going to the Met Gala together and the truth behind it all. Also, I find it hilarious how Tay and Sel are going to be hanging out together in May after not hanging out for 3 months straight haha. Let’s get this party started:

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Just yesterday, Selena decided to name drop Taylor during the Share a Coke campaign which has nothing to do with Tay whatsoever lol

THIS INTERVIEW REEKS OF SO MUCH FAKENESS IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY

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Also, it’s funny how Sel is name dropping Tay before this film comes out:

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this award show is happening in a month:

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and her newest single Kill Em with Kindness comes out next month:

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That’s it for the Selena post. Oh gosh, I still can’t believe Tay is co-chairing the Met Gala though, so pathetic and such a PR stunt lol. But, the good news is is that I can report on everything, from the hideous dress Taylor is going to wear to that awkward sexy pose she’s gonna do lol. This is gonna be so much fun haha. Bye guys and just remember everything is not what it seems. Especially in Hollywood.

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Tay going to Gigi’s 2nd birthday party, her hangout with Lily and Kelsea and Calvin’s new single

Good morning my amazing readers. Nat is here to tell you all about famous terrible singer Taylor Swift. Today in her drama filled adventures, I’m gonna talk about her going to Gigi’s 2nd birthday party (seriously what is up with all of her faux friends having 2nd birthday parties? Isn’t one enough? Not for famewhores lol). Also, her latest hangouts with her other faux friends Lily Aldridge and Kelsea Ballerini and the truth behind it all. And, I found out some things about her beard Calvin Harris’ new single. Let’s get this party started shall we:

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On April 28th, Lily and Tay were seen hanging out together in L.A.

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LOVE HOW LILY & TAY AREN’T WALKING NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN SOME OF THESE PICS

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Also, where the hell was Lily during Coachella? Like, Lily I thought you and Tay were “best friends” and I love how none of them are even speaking to each other nor do they look happy to be near one another:

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Funny, how Tay and Lily are hanging out after Lily was featured on Vogue.com:

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and Lily just promoted Pat McGrath’s hair highlighter on her Instagram:

My favorite Fetish by Pat McGrath #SkinFetish003

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Moving onto Tay and Kelsea’s hangout (who haven’t hungout since January BTW) :

On the same day, Taylor and Kelsea were seen hanging out together at Fred Segal:

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LOVE HOW THEY’RE BOTH LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS AND IS TAY WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT SHE WORE WHEN SHE HUNGOUT WITH LILY LIKE WTF TAY

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Funny, how Kelsea is hanging out with Tay before this award show this weekend:

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Oh and let me tell you the truth behind this so called friendship:

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As you all know thanks to my previous posts, Tay is apart of RCA Records who’s parent company is Sony Music Entertainment:

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Well, I was looking up Kelsea’s info and I found some interesting stuff:

You see she’s a part of Black River Entertainment, which is distributed by RED Distribution (ironic huh lol)  and RED’s parent company is Sony Music Entertainment:

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Moreover, Tay and Lily were spotted once again, along with Tay’s faux friends Haim, going into a restaurant:

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WHY IS TAY DRESSED UP LIKE A CLOWN HOOKER AND WTF IS GOING ON IN SOME OF THESE PICS LOL

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Also, why does Lily look so lost and sad? Like, smile bitch you’re hanging out with famous pop star Taylor Swift and you’re going to famous supermodel Gigi Hadid’s birthday party. Be happy, bitch.

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Oh and how ironic that Haim is hanging out with Tay after they were featured in Vanity Fair:

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and they have a tour coming up

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That reminds me, let me tell you all about Haim and Tay’s so called “friendship”:

Haim is a part of the record label Columbia Records:

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and guess whose parent company is Columbia’s? You guessed it!

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Back to Gigi’s birthday party, Taylor, Gigi, Lily and wannabe Kris Jenner aka Gigi’s mom Yolanda took a group pic together haha:

Happy birthday G ❤️

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PUCKERED LIPS ARE SO 2002 BITCHES, GET WITH THE TIMES OMFG

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Funny, how this birthday party happened after this was announced:

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HOW THE HELL IS SHE GOING TO HOST AN ENTIRE AWARDS SHOW I MEAN:

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Oh and let me tell you all the real reason why Lily went to Gigi’s birthday party:

Not only are they both Victoria’s Secret models, but they both have the same modeling management! Take a look:

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Now onto Calvin’s single:

Calvin released his new song This is what you came for featuring Rihanna today if you care lol:

Tay was even forced I mean she promoted in on her Instagram too lol:

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I also noticed something about the artwork, doesn’t it look familiar?

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GEEZ NO WONDER SHE LOOKED SO ANNOYED AND PISSED OFF IN THIS PIC LOL

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Also, Calvin is a part of Columbia Records, just a friendly reminder:

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I’m finally finished with this post, whew it took me 15,000 years to get to the end, damn. But, anyway don’t forget that Tay not only has the Billboard Music Awards coming up, she is also co-chairing the Met Gala wtf lol. Let’s see how that turns out and if her and Calvin walk the red carpet together this time haha. Bye guys, thank you all for reading my posts, sending me messages on tumblr and following me on twitter.

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Tay & Cal at Gigi’s birthday and the truth behind it all

Hello bitches. I’m finally back with a new post about everyone’s favorite fake bitch Taylor Swift! And so sorry about not posting lately, I’ve been busy with a little man named Harry Potter haha. Hey, at least my relationship with him is real unlike Tay and Cal’s lol. Anyway, I’m gonna talk about Taylor and Calvin going to Tay’s faux friend Gigi Hadid’s birthday party (even though Tay and Gigi haven’t even hungout since February haha). Let me tell you all the reasoning behind this pathetic birthday party:

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Over the weekend, Gigi celebrated her 21st birthday with her faux friends Taylor & Calvin:

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OH DEAR WHO TF WOULD WANT TO 3RD WHEEL AT THEIR OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY LIKE WTF GIGI

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Also, I love how this is Gigi’s supposed birthday party and almost every pic features Tay like I thought this was about you Gigi, why are you making it all about Taylor? Or, is it the other way around?

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And, don’t even get me started on those stupid puns on those pictures, oh dear:

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Moreover, why is Tay still wearing her hair like an ugly mop? Bleached hair expired in 2005, bitch.

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Furthermore, where is Gigi’s beard Zayn? Did he not want to be in the same room as those two annoying idiots? I think yes, cause remember Zayn and Cal’s twitter fight haha:

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Anyway, I love how this birthday party happened before Gigi’s BMW Ad was released:

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ALSO SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S TRYING SUPPRESS HERSELF OR SOMETHING IN THIS PIC

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Also, this was just announced about Calvin:

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And, don’t forget that this event is coming up for Taylor and Calvin:

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WILL TAY AND CAL WALK THE RED CARPET TOGETHER THIS TIME OR WITH HER FAUX SQUAD!? TUNE IN ON MAY 22ND!!!!

That’s it for the “private” birthday party post. Wow, I thought Gigi would be done with Tay now that she’s fake dating Zayn. Guess Zayn didn’t want to participate in this publicity stunt, especially since it involved Taylor and Calvin haha. These famewhores are so fucking ridiculous it’s not even funny haha. But, that’s why I created this blog, to tell you guys the truth about Hollywood’s fauxlationships. Bye guys and just remember what you see on the outside, isn’t true on the inside.

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Tay’s Vogue Video

Good morning my beautiful and amazing readers. Nat is here to tell you everything about everyone’s fav drama queen, Taylor Alison Swift. Today in her drama filled adventures, I’m gonna discuss her 73 questions Vogue video lol oh dear haha. Let me show you the video and then give you my opinion about the questionnaire:

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Just this morning, Vogue dropped the Taylor 73 questions video:

IDK WHAT I’M MORE DISTRACTED BY IN THIS VIDEO: HER ENORMOUS UGLY TEETH OR HOW SCRIPTED AND FAKE THIS WHOLE THING IS LOL

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Like seriously, if Anna Wintour seriously thinks we can “relate” to Tay through this video, then she she’s more delusional than I thought lol

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CAN VOGUE REPLACE ANNA NOW LIKE THIS TERRIBLE DESCISON IS UP THERE WITH THE KIMYE COVER LOL

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That’s it for the 73 questions post. Also Taylor, doing all of this will not make America love you again. Everyone can see your “new and improved” image is faker than your nose job and implants. It barely worked for Justin Bieber, it won’t work for you, bitch. Try actually trying to change and quit with all these ridiculous and stupid PR stunts, they’re just making you look more fake than you already are, cunt. Bye readers and have a great day!

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Tay’s 2nd Beats Commercial

Hey bitches! I’m back with another post about everyone’s favorite pop princess Taylor Swift. This time, instead of talking about her faux friends and fauxlationships, I’m gonna discuss her 2nd Beats commercial and boy this one is funny and ironic. Let’s get this party started:

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Just today, Tay dropped her 2nd Beats commercial lol:

THAT’S IRONIC THAT THEY WANTED TO HER LIP SYNC BECAUSE

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That’s it for the Beats post. Oh gosh, 2 post in 1 day, I’m on a roll ladies and gents haha. But, don’t hold your breath just yet. The Billboard Music Awards are coming up and expect a lot more Cal and Tay just like last year (oh dear remember all that shit lol). Bye guys and see you all next time!

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Beardchella Recap

Here, here! Bitches, it’s finally here! Beardchella finally happened and it was a hot mess as usual. Tay came as expected (she’s so fucking predictable it’s not even funny anymore), she invited her faux friends (so that it doesn’t look like she’s the lonely cunt she really is) and ofc she danced awkwardly and crazily at her beard Calvin’s show (like she even enjoys his music lol). Let me recap everything for you:

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On April 16th, Tay was spotted with her faux friends Lorde, Martha Hunt, Jack Antonoff, Haim and Serayah:

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I LOVE HOW IN A LOT OF THESE PICS THEY’RE BARELY SMILING WITH TAY LOL

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Also, at the festival Tay’s special friend Karlie Kloss were also there but not seen with Taylor:

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WTF IS SHE WEARING OMFG

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Tay’s other fake friend Alessandra Ambrosio was also seen at Coachella too, but not with Tay lol:

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THIS FESTIVAL SHOULD REALLY BE CALLED TRASHCELLA WITH ALL THE OUTFITS I’VE BEEN SEEING HAHA

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Oh, and on Jack, Lorde, Haim, Serayah and Martha hanging out with Tay:

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Funny how Jack is hanging out with Tay a month after this was announced:

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Lorde, we already know why you’re hanging out with Tay:

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Haim, we all know you need the publicity, because:

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And Martha, you haven’t even hungout with Tay since August 2015 and this just came out so:

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BTW, I ALSO FIND IT FUNNY HOW MARTHA WAS WEARING A BRALETTE AT BEARDCHELLA

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Anyway, Serayah oh dear you’re just getting more pathetic with these PR stunts:

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Now onto April 17th, Taylor was spotted with one of her newest faux friends: Kennedy Raye:

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TAY DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DRESS FOR BEARDCHELLA LIKE SERIOUSLY HAHA

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I found Kennedy’s Instagram and this is what I found out about her:

She’s a “creative director” and actress even though she doesn’t have an IMDB lol:

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And, she’s fake friends with Serayah:

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BY THE WAY, LOL AT TAY TRYING TO FIND ANOTHER TOKEN BLACK FRIEND WE ALL KNOW SHE’S STILL TRYING TO HIDE HER RACIST SIDE

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Anyway, moving onto Camila the cunt:

Resident 5H racist Camila Camila decided to stalk Tay and went to Beardchella to teach her faux friends a stupid dance lol

 

 

Dance rehearsals 💃🏼💃🏼 @marhunt @kennedyrayee @camila_cabello @taylorswift

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OH DEAR ARE THEY DOING THE DISCOUNT HARLEM SHAKE LMFAO

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Oh, and how funny how Camila is hanging out with Tay a month before this album comes out:

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Moreover, the next day is the day we’ve all been waiting for: Calvin’s set!

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As I predicted correctly, Tay watched Calvin’s set and pretended to enjoy it lol:

I LOVE HOW SHE’S FILMING HERSELF MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERFORMANCE

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Also, I love how she’s not in the front watching her “boyfriend”‘s performance or even backstage for him lol:

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That’s it for Beardchella. Hope y’all had a great time reading this recap or going (I bet y’all had a better time there than Tay did haha). Also, I’m surprised Lily and Selena didn’t even go, because that seemed like their type of scene and you know they’re both obsessed with Taylor haha. But, oh gosh I was so right about everything, like I need an award or something lol. But, we’re not done yet with Tay and Cal, she needs him for the Billboard Music Awards (lol at him not getting an award nomination though haha). Bye guys and thank you guys for reading my posts and sending me messages on tumblr!

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Look whose already getting ready for Beardchella

Hey guys! I have some great news to share about Coachella! First things first, I’m changing the name of Coachella to Beardchella, because why not? It’s perfect for what’s going to happen this weekend and guess who just posted a pic about Beardchella? That’s right, everyone’s favorite fake bitch Taylor Swift and she just posted a pic on Instagram about it. Let me show you:

BLEACHELLA ⚡️

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WHAT IS UP WITH THAT UGLY ASS HAIR OF HERS AND SMILE BITCH YOU’RE GOING TO BEARDCHELLA BE HAPPY GIRL LOL

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That’s it for the this post. But, we’re just getting started bitches. This weekend is gonna be chunk full of those annoying cunts and I’m gonna report every single second of it. I’m so excited for this omg. And, I’m gonna talk about Tay and Cal looking like an awkward ass couple, Tay’s terrible faux hipster outfit and Cal’s boring set. So, if you want to read about Beardchella, I’d suggest that you read my blog not JustJared, Us Weekly, People Mag and E News. They’re all gonna report bullshit. Bye my amazing readers and have fun to all my readers who are going to Beardchella!

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Tay and Lily at Alessandra Ambrosio’s 2nd birthday party

Good afternoon, ladies and gents. I’m back once again to inform you about Taylor Swift’s faux glamorous life and today I’m gonna talk about her going to Alessandra Ambrosio’s 2nd birthday in a row (who throws 2 birthday party within 1 week wtf) and the truth behind their faux friendship. I’m gonna get started on that for ya:

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On April 13th, Tay and her faux friend Lily Aldridge were seen going to Alessandra’s 2nd birthday party at The Nice Guy in L.A.

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Oh and it’s hilarious how Lily is hanging out with Tay for the 15th million time after she released a sneak peek pic from her Velvet Tees shoot:

LILY REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF KENDULL JENNER LIKE THEIR BOTH LIFELESS AND BLAND MODELS LOL

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And, Alessandra releasing some news involving a certain music festival:

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That’s it for the birthday party post. But, seriously who throws 2 birthday parties within 1 week? You must be that narcissistic and shallow, Alessandra haha. Oh, and speaking of Coachella, don’t forget that it’s coming up this weekend. So, if you’re going to the event, be prepared for more Tay and Cal and have fun. Don’t let that fauxlationship ruin your fun, if you’re going. Bye guys and be prepared for this weekend, it’s gonna be crazy I just know it.

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Taylor’s Vogue Cover, her response to Kanye and New Romantics on Vevo

Good morning, my amazing readers. Nat is here to tell you everything about everyone’s favorite pop star Taylor Swift. Today in her drama fairytales, I’m gonna talk about her talking about her beard Calvin Harris in Vogue, the New Romantics music video on Vevo and her response to Kanye West. Let me tell you all about it:

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Just this morning, Tay’s Vogue cover debuted for the world to see:

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WHAT KIND OF POSE IS SHE DOING AND IS SHE WEARING A WIG LOL

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In the mag, she talked about her fauxlationship with Calvin haha:

“I’m just taking things as they come. I’m in a magical relationship right now. And of course I want it to be ours, and low-key…this is the one thing that’s been mine about my personal life.”

LOW KEY HUH

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ARE

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YOU

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ABOUT

 

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THAT

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TAY

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Oh, and it’s also funny how she talked about Calvin before she dropped the New Romantics video on Vevo:

And, let’s not forget that this music event is happening this weekend:

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Anyway back to the Vogue stuff, she talked about how she thinks it’s wrong of people to accuse her of having faux friends haha:

“Ugh. I’ve had people say really hurtful things about me, and so I’ve kind of learned how to gauge it: ‘This is, like, low-to-medium-level hurtful.’ There are a lot of really easy ways to dispel rumors. If they say you are pregnant, all you have to do is continue to not be pregnant and not have a baby. If the rumor is that you have fake friendships, all you have to do is continue to be there for each other. And when we’re all friends in fifteen years and raising our kids together, maybe somebody will look back and go, ‘That was kind of ridiculous what we said about Taylor and her friends.’”

BUT, BITCH IN 15 YEARS YOU WON’T EVEN HAVE THOSE FRIENDS BECAUSE U GUYS WERE NEVER FRIENDS IN THE 1ST PLACE SO

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She then talked about the Kanye drama:

“I think the world is so bored with the saga. I don’t want to add anything to it, because then there’s just more.”

IF YOU DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT? THEN WHY DO U THINK THERE’S MORE TAY?

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That’s it for this post! But, just like I said earlier in this post, Coachella is coming up and I’m gonna report every minute of it to you. From the awkward ass dancing Taylor is going to do to Calvin’s boring set he’s going to play. Cannot wait for this weekend, I can already smell the fakeness from far away. Bye guys, thank you for sending me those messages on tumblr, following me on twitter and reading my blog! Bye bitches!

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Tay at Alessandra Ambrosio’s birthday party and Kanye’s diss

Hello guys! I’m back to inform you about everyone’s favorite fake bitch Taylor Swift. Today in her drama adventures, I’m gonna talk about her attending her new faux friend Alessandra Ambrosio’s birthday party and Kanye West dissing her nonexistent ass yet again! Gosh, this is going to be so much fun! Come on in and let’s talk about it together bitches:

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Last night, Taylor was spotted attending Alessandra Ambrosio’s birthday party with faux friends Lily Aldridge and Rosie Huntington-Whitley:

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WHY DOES THIS HALF-ASSED HUG REMIND ME OF THIS HAHA

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LIKE SPOT THE DIFFERENCE LADIES AND GENTS

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Funny how Lily and Rosie are hanging out with Tay after Rosie posted this on her Instagram page about her and Lily working on a secret project together:

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Now onto the Kanye news:

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Kanye once again dissed Tay hahahahahhahahaha:

I DON’T LIKE YOU KANYE BUT THANK YOU FOR SAYING ALL OF THAT ABOUT THE BITCH

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That’s it for the post. But, we’re not finished with the stupid bitch just yet. Coachella is next weekend and you know what that means: More Tay and Calvin. And, I’m gonna report on everything that goes on during that event. From what faux hippie outfit Tay wears to her awkward ass dancing she’s gonna do at the event to Calvin’s boring set. Goodbye guys and be prepared for Coachella, it’s gonna be epic unlike Tay and Cal’s fauxlationship.

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