Good morning my amazing readers, I’m finally back with a new post about everyone’s favorite dumb bitch Taylor Swift. I’d also like to apologize for not posting this yesterday, I was very busy yesterday with something private. But luckily, I’m back and I’m gonna inform you about the IHeartRadio Music Awards, GLAAD and Lily. Let me tell you all about it:
On April 1st, Tay was spotted hanging out with her faux friend Lily Aldridge and Lily’s daughter Dixie at Disneyland:
LOVE HOW THE BODYGUARD LOOKS SO ANNOYED BACK THERE LOL
Funny how this Disneyland trip happened before Lily’s US Weekly interview where she namedropped Taylor 15 million times haha:
Now onto the GLAAD awards:
On April 2nd, Tay presented Ruby Rose the Stephen F. Kolzak Award during the award show:
WHY SO SAD TAY? DID YOU JUST REALIZE THAT NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU? LOL
That’s kind of ironic that the GLAAD community would invite Taylor to present an award to a lesbian (because you know her big “secret” and what not lol), but no it’s funny how they asked her to go to the award show, after she wrote a song threatening to out a guy that she liked. Do you guys remember a little song called Picture To Burn featuring these lyrics?
JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
And finally, the fun part of this post: The IHeartRadio Music Awards!!!!!
Tay and her beard Calvin Harris arrived on the red carpet separately (what a weird faux couple lol)
WTF IS SHE WEARING AND WHY IS SHE TRYING TO SHOW OFF AN ASS SHE DOESN’T HAVE LMFAO
CALVIN LOOKS UGLIER EVERYTIME I SEE HIM I SWEAR
Anyway, moving onto the show:
Taylor won album of the year even though 1989 came out in 2014 wtf and went up there to thank her faux BF:
Calvin also won an award (these award shows are so rigged omg)
LOVE HOW THE CAMERA BARELY GOT THE HUG
Other highlights of the show were these:
BITCH STOP IT
SERAYAH IS SUCH A TAG ALONG FRIEND AND SEL LOOKS SO HAPPY LOL
JUSTIN LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO CRY AND WHY DOES TAY LOOK SO UNHAPPY LOL
CALVIN LOOKS AS HAPPY AS I DID THAT TIME I SAW MY GYM TEACHER WHILE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
THESE 2 HAVE SUCH BORING CHEMISTRY IT’S LIKE THEY’RE NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE
That’s all folks! But, this is just the beginning, bitches. Don’t forget that Coachella is coming up, so expect a lot of Tay and Cal in the next few weeks. But also, don’t forget that they’re a fake couple who need each other for publicity and bearding. Goodbye my fellow readers and brace yourselves for this crazy publicity rollercoaster.