Good afternoon, my amazing readers. I’m back to inform you about everyone’s favorite drama queen, Taylor Alison Swift. Today in her drama adventures, I’m gonna talk about her hangouts with faux friends Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo, Kelly Osbourne’s hilarious Instagram pic, her new stupid award and the New Romantics music video. Let’s do this people:
On April 5th, Tay was spotted hanging out with Lily and Behati in L.A.
WTF IS TAY WEARING? DID SHE GO THROUGH A SHREDDER IN THERE? LOL
Also, it’s funny how Lily hungout with Taylor before she was featured in a Vogue video:
WTF IS LILY DOING OMFG
And, it’s also funny how Behati hungout with Tay before Vogue did a feature about her pregnancy:
Anyway, moving onto the hilarious Kelly Osbourne’s Instagram pic lol:
4 days ago, everyone’s fav thirsty bitch Kelly Osbourne posted this pic on Instagram:
LOVE HOW CALVIN ISN’T SMILING IN THIS PIC HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Moving on now, in other news Tay is getting a special award named after her wtf lol
Taylor Swift is being honored with a music award created in her name, and she’ll be the first person to win it.
The 26-year-old singer will receive the Taylor Swift Award at this year’s BMI (Broadcast Music, Inc.) Pop Awards ceremony on May 10 in Beverly Hills, Calif.
“Taylor Swift has transformed pop culture through her songs, artistry and indomitable spirit,” BMI Vice President of Writer/Publisher Relations Barbara Cane said in a statement.
She added, “She has had a profound impact, not only musically, but also through her personal conviction and commitment to create a standard that values and respects music for everyone. We felt it appropriate to award Taylor with an honor that is as unique and special as she is.”
BMI has awarded only one similar honor when it gave the Michael Jackson Award to Michael Jackson in 1990.
WTF AND TAYLOR SHOULD NOT BE IN THE SAME NEWS ARTICLE AS MJ OMFG NO
And, last but not least, her terrible New Romantics video came out oh dear haha:
LOVE HOW SHE SAID THE BEST PEOPLE IN LIFE ARE FREE EVEN THOUGH SHE
A. TOOK HER MUSIC OFF OF SPOTIFY BECAUSE SHE THINKS ARTISTS SHOULD BE PAID MORE (SPECIFICALLY HER)
B. REMOVED ALL OF HER 1989 SONGS FROM YOUTUBE, BECAUSE SHE THINKS HER FANS SHOULD PAY FOR HER MUSIC AND NOT LISTEN TO IT FOR FREE
AND, ALSO I LOVE HOW SHE CLAIMS TO CARE ABOUT HER FANS EVEN THOUGH SHE SUED HER OWN FANS FOR SELLING 1989 MERCHANDISE ON ETSY
AND THREW AWAY HER FANS UNOPENED FANMAIL NEAR HER HOUSE IN NASHVILLE
That’s it for this post. The next post will be all about Tay and Cal’s “date night” oh dear haha. But guys, don’t forget that this is all fake and contrived. And plus, Coachella is coming up and so they need all the publicity they can get, my friends. Bye peeps!