Hello bitches. I’m finally back with a new post about everyone’s favorite fake bitch Taylor Swift! And so sorry about not posting lately, I’ve been busy with a little man named Harry Potter haha. Hey, at least my relationship with him is real unlike Tay and Cal’s lol. Anyway, I’m gonna talk about Taylor and Calvin going to Tay’s faux friend Gigi Hadid’s birthday party (even though Tay and Gigi haven’t even hungout since February haha). Let me tell you all the reasoning behind this pathetic birthday party:
Over the weekend, Gigi celebrated her 21st birthday with her faux friends Taylor & Calvin:
OH DEAR WHO TF WOULD WANT TO 3RD WHEEL AT THEIR OWN BIRTHDAY PARTY LIKE WTF GIGI
Also, I love how this is Gigi’s supposed birthday party and almost every pic features Tay like I thought this was about you Gigi, why are you making it all about Taylor? Or, is it the other way around?
And, don’t even get me started on those stupid puns on those pictures, oh dear:
Moreover, why is Tay still wearing her hair like an ugly mop? Bleached hair expired in 2005, bitch.
Furthermore, where is Gigi’s beard Zayn? Did he not want to be in the same room as those two annoying idiots? I think yes, cause remember Zayn and Cal’s twitter fight haha:
Anyway, I love how this birthday party happened before Gigi’s BMW Ad was released:
ALSO SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S TRYING SUPPRESS HERSELF OR SOMETHING IN THIS PIC
Also, this was just announced about Calvin:
And, don’t forget that this event is coming up for Taylor and Calvin:
WILL TAY AND CAL WALK THE RED CARPET TOGETHER THIS TIME OR WITH HER FAUX SQUAD!? TUNE IN ON MAY 22ND!!!!
That’s it for the “private” birthday party post. Wow, I thought Gigi would be done with Tay now that she’s fake dating Zayn. Guess Zayn didn’t want to participate in this publicity stunt, especially since it involved Taylor and Calvin haha. These famewhores are so fucking ridiculous it’s not even funny haha. But, that’s why I created this blog, to tell you guys the truth about Hollywood’s fauxlationships. Bye guys and just remember what you see on the outside, isn’t true on the inside.