The Met Gala Post

Good morning readers. Nat is back to tell you all about everything that goes on in the life of stupid bitch Taylor Swift. Today in her drama filled adventures, I’m gonna tell you all about the Met Gala. You see Tay was chosen to co-chair this event (I’ll tell you how and why during this post) and I’m gonna recap everything from the dress Tay wore (it’s not gonna be a positive review. Shocker lol) to every other messy thing that happened at the event. Let me get you started on it:

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As I said in the beginning, the 2016 Met Gala was last night and boy it was a hot mess lol. The theme of this year was Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology exhibition. This is what Tay decided to wear:

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WHY THE HELL IS SHE STILL ACTING LIKE SHE HAS AN ASS LIKE QUIT IT TAY OMFG

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Also, why the hell does she look like a goth vampire hooker, like is she trying to copy Taylor Momsen now?

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Also, someone got a video of Tay doing her awkward ass dancing while speaking to Tom Hiddleston aka Loki from the Marvel movies omg lol

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TOM WHY AND TAY QUIT EMBARRASSING YOURSELF OMFG

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OH AND BTW ALL THE VIDEOS ARE FROM KARLIE KLOSS’ SNAPCHAT AKA TAY’S GF I MEAN SPECIAL FRIEND HAHA

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Also, no sign of Tay’s beard Calvin Harris anywhere near the Met Gala, he was probably at home doing this because Sony wasn’t making him attend the Met Gala lol:

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But, don’t forget that this event is coming up for Taylor and Calvin:

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Anyway, a lot of Tay’s faux friends also attended the Met Gala and I’m gonna review their outfits haha:

#1 Selena Gomez

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IS SELENA WEARING HER VEST OVER HER NIGHTGOWN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT LOL

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#2 Lena Dunham

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WHY IS SHE DRESSED LIKE A BOY LIKE WTF IS GOING ON HERE LOL

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#3 Gigi Hadid

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LOVE HOW HER & HER BEARD LOOK SO HAPPY TOGETHER AND IS THAT A DOG COLLAR AROUND HER NECK LMFAO

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#4 Karlie Kloss

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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CUTS IN THAT DRESS OMFG DID SHE GET INTO A SCISSOR FIGHT OR SOMETHING BEFORE SHE GOT THERE LOL

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#5 Hailee Steinfeld

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HER DRESS LOOKS LIKE POISON IVY GONE WRONG HAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

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#6 Lorde

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WHY DOES LORDE ALWAYS LOOK SO UNHAPPY AND WTF IS UP WITH THAT EXTREME TUTU DRESS LOL

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#7 Haim

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THEY LOOK LIKE DISCOUNT GREEK GODDESSES LOL

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Moving on now, onto how Tay got the gig:

One of the other co-chairs is Jonathan Ive and he’s an Apple Exec and you guys all know about Tay’s Apple deal:

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That’s it for the Met Gala. Gosh, I’m glad it’s over a lot of the dresses this year were just terrible ugly messes. This is why Taylor Swift shouldn’t make fashion decisions, someone tell Anna Wintour that omg. But, we’re not finished with this stupid bitch just quite yet. We have the Billboard Music Awards coming up and let’s see if they make it the Taylor show again (oh gosh, remember that travesty lol). Bye guys!

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