Taylor’s birthday wish for her faux friend Lena Dunham

Hello guys! Guess whose finally back with more news about your favorite dumb bitch Taylor Swift!? That’s right! This girl (or am I a boy? You decide, bitches). Today, 30 years ago, Tay’s faux DUFF (Designated Ugly Fat Friend incase you forgot lol) Lena Dunham was born today and Tay decided to make her birthday message for lard Lena about her. Let me tell you all about it:

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Today, Taylor tweeted Lena this “sweet” birthday message haha:

LOVE HOW TAY PUT PICS WHERE SHE’S THE MERE FOCUS HAHA

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Also, I love how Tay tweeted this Lena, even though they haven’t hung out for 3 months straight:

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Funny how this birthday message happened after Lena appeared on Inside Amy Schumer:

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HOW DO PEOPLE THINK THESE BITCHES ARE FUNNY? I DIDN’T EVEN LAUGH ONCE

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That’s it for the Lena birthday post. Oh gosh Tay, you and these silly stunts really need to go kaput like now lol. Nobody is buying your little faux Mother Teresa act and people aren’t certainly buying your fauxlationship with your beard Calvin. Just come out already! You would make everyone proud just being yourself! Oh wait, you can’t. Because, the true you is a selfish pretentious cunt who doesn’t care about anyone but yourself. Goodnight everyone and thank you for following me on twitter, tumblr and thanks for all your messages! See you all next time!

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