Good morning, bitches. It’s been awhile, but I’m finally back with more news about everyone’s favorite lying bitch, Taylor Swift. Today in her lying adventures, I’m gonna talk about her faux ex-boyfriend Taylor Lautner (remember him? lol) name-dropping her in an Instagram video and there are rumors about Tay and Tom Hiddleston dating wtf? lol. Let me tell you all about the ridiculous news haha:
On May 17th, Taylor Lautner created an Instagram (if you care lol) and decided in his 1st post to name drop his former beard Taylor Swift (lol how pathetic):
OH GOSH HIS ACTING STILL HASN’T IMPROVED AND YOU HAVEN’T BEEN RELEVANT SINCE 2009 SO JUST STOP THIRSTY TAYLOR
Heck, even Entertainment Tonight even called him out on it lol:
Also, it’s funny how Taylor is name dropping Tay after this was announced about his show:
OH DEAR THIS IS WHAT HIS CAREER HAS COME TO ADAM SANDLER AND THIS LOL
Now onto the Tom Hiddleston news:
This was just announced from tabloid The National Enquirer:
It looks like Taylor Swift is taking her own advice about boyfriend Calvin Harris -— by shaking him off! The sultry songbird seems to be saying goodbye to musician Calvin and hello to studly “Thor” star Tom Hiddleston. The two were spotted dancing together recently at a New York City gala, and later were in full canoodle mode at an after-party.
“Taylor was clearly going to town with Hiddleston,” gushed an eyewitness.
Meanwhile Calvin, 32, was nowhere to be found, which has led to fears their relationship is on the rocks. A source further claims that when Harris found out about his girlfriend’s alleged tryst with Hiddleston, he “hit the roof.”
OH DEAR THIS STORY SOUNDS LIKE FANFIC GONE WRONG
1st things 1st, Tay and Tom were just dancing together and there are rumors that he may be the next James Bond:
Also, why would Calvin care what Taylor does? They’re in a fauxlationship and it’s not like he cares whenever Tay and Karlie hangs out:
That’s it for ridiculous news day lol. Oh gosh, these stories are sounding more fake as the days go by lol. But guys, don’t forget about what’s happening this weekend. The Billboard Music Awards are happening and let’s see if Tay actually walks the carpet with her beard or her faux friends. Let’s just hope it doesn’t become the Taylor show just like it did last year oh gosh. Bye guys and I’ll be back Monday to report on the BBAS! Also, thank you guys for following me on twitter and tumblr, sending me messages on tumblr and reading my posts! You’re the best! See you all later!