Taylor the Hypocrite

Hello bitches. I’m back with a special post about everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Swift. Today in her special drama adventures, I’m gonna talk about the huge hypocrite she is when it comes to writing her songs. You know how she likes to diss people for doing stupid shit and does the same thing 3 seconds later? Well, I’m about to analyze all of that. Starting now:

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Let’s start with a song from her debut album, Taylor Swift shall we?

Y’all remember a little song titled Picture to Burn right?

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Which featured these lyrics:

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Funny how she threatened to out him as gay because:

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Also, I love how she called the guy a redneck heartbreak because:

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LIKE BITCH YOU WERE THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF A REDNECK HEARTBREAK

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Moving on now to White Horse:

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The song featured these lyrics:

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Funny how she sang these lyrics when her previous song Love Story featured these lyrics:

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LIKE WHICH ONE IS IT TAY? ARE YOU A PRINCESS OR NOT?

Moreover, let’s get to her one of her biggest hits ever:

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In this song, she sang these lyrics:

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And later on in life, this happened:

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Now onto Better Than Revenge:

In this song, she sang these lyrics:

She’s not a saint
And she’s not what you think
She’s an actress, whoa
She’s better known
For the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa

LIKE I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMINIST TAY? WHY ARE YOU SLUT-SHAMING OTHER WOMEN?

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And, Camilla Belle isn’t known for the things that she does on the mattress, that’s actually you, Tay

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Let’s move along now to Mean:

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You see she wrote this song about a reporter named Bob Lefsetz and he wrote a critical review of her Grammy performance featuring Stevie Nicks:

WOW DAMN STEVIE IS 10X OLDER THAN TAY AND SHE OUT-SANG HER TO THE MAX OMG

Anyway, these are a snippet of the lyrics she wrote about Bob:

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LIKE SERIOUSLY TAY? NOT EVERYONE IN THE BUSINESS IS GOING TO LIKE YOU

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Also, it’s funny how you called him mean even though you did all of this bitch:

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Moving on now to We are never ever getting back together:

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She sang these lyrics:

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Funny how she disses indie music because some of her faux friends sing indie music like:

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Now onto 22:

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She sings these lyrics:

It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters

1ST, SHE DISSES INDIE MUSIC & NOW SHE WANTS TO DRESS UP LIKE A HIPSTER

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Finally, I’m going to talk about Style:

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She sang these lyrics:

And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt

LIKE 5 OR 6 YEARS AGO, YOU DISSED GIRLS WHO WEAR SKIRTS, BUT NOW YOU’RE WEARING THEM

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That’s it for the hypocrite post. Wow, it took my 67,888 year to get through Tay’s hypocritical years haha. But, I’m glad I did this, because I’m trying to expose her fake personality even more haha. Also, I love how there’s no news about her being concerned about her beard Calvin Harris’ car accident. Like, what kind of “girlfriend” doesn’t care her own “boyfriend” being in an car accident? Lol, I forgot. Their fauxlationship is as fake as Taylor’s implants haha. Bye guys and thank you all for you support of my blog! You’re the best!

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