Thirty Trio Heads to Rome, Lena the fatwhore strikes again and some news for Tom!

Hey, hey, hey! It’s Natalie and she’s finally back with more scoop about our favorite thirsty bitch Taylor Swift and her thirsty adventures with her beard Tom Hiddleston. Today, I’m going to talk about taking their thirsty tour to Rome. (I’m still waiting on them going to the U.S. Virgin Islands. It has to be happening soon enough.) Also, Tay’s fatwhore faux friend Lena Dunham was paid to defend her and some great news for Tom which doesn’t involve Bond btw. Let me tell you all about it:

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Just yesterday, the thirsty trio were spotted in Italy of all places lol:

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OMG JUST SMILE ALREADY! TAY, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE “IN LOVE” WITH HIM! ACT LIKE IT!

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Furthermore, some sources aka their publicists are claiming that Tay is “having a blast” with Tom:

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WOW

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THEY’RE SURE

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HAVING A

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TOTAL BLAST TOGETHER

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Later on, they went to dinner together and invited the paps along:

OH GOSH DON’T THEY JUST LOOK LIKE THE HAPPIEST COUPLE ON THE PLANET

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Also, why the hell is Tom on his phone during his “date” with Taylor? Who was he texting? His boyfriend/publicist Luke Windsor?

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Also, it’s funny how we’re getting all these photo ops after this was announced for Tom:

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Now onto the Lena Dunham drama:

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Lena decided to make the whole Kanye situation about her oh gosh:

“I don’t have a hip cool reaction, because seeing a woman I love like Taylor Swift (f— that one hurt to look at, I couldn’t look), a woman I admire like Rihanna or Anna, reduced to a pair of waxy breasts made by some special effects guy in the Valley, it makes me feel sad and unsafe and worried for the teenage girls who watch this and may not understand that grainy roving camera as the stuff of snuff films,” Dunham wrote.

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BTW, HOW HILARIOUS THAT LENA IS “DEFENDING” TAY AFTER THIS VIDEO CAME OUT

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Moreover, where the hell were you Lena when Kanye 1st released the song? Why didn’t you defend her then, bitch?

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That’s all for this post! Oh gosh, this is just getting more hilarious and ridiculous by the minute lol. Where do you guys think they’re going to go next? Japan? Russia? Straight to the altar? Hahahahhahahaha, I would laugh if it’s the altar omg. They’re that desperate to hide their sexualities, it’s not even funny. I mean I would feel sorry for Tom, but he was the one who signed up for this PR stunt, so sucks for you Tom. Bye guys and have a good rest of your day! Love ya!

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The Ugly & The Beard can’t get enough of each other!

Hey, hey, hey! Guess who’s back with more scoop about everyone’s favorite Barbie Doll!? That’s right! Me bitches! Today, I’m gonna talk about Taylor Swift hitting the beach once again with her beard/Ken Doll Tom Hiddleston and how they invited the paps to take exclusive pics of them. (Seriously, do they ever take a break from each other? They haven’t even been away from each other for 7 seconds. Such a “healthy relationship.” Puke.) Let me tell you all about the ridiculous photo op:

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Once again, Tay & Tom headed to the beach again, as if the beach is the only fun place in London:

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Also, is Tom wearing the same jacket he wore earlier in the day?

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WAS HE TOO SAD TO CHANGE OR WHAT?

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Moving on, I’ve got some bad news about Tom:

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AWWW GUESS TOM WON’T BE GETTING THAT BOND ROLE HE “WORKED SO HARD” FOR

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That’s it for the misadventures of the thirsty trio (For now just wait till tomorrow folks). I’m so glad Tom is farthest away from getting the Bond role now. Such sweet karma for him haha. That’s what you get for participating in PR stunts! Haahahahhahaha. But, oh gosh I wonder what Tom & Tay are going to do next in London. Go to the London Eye? Play with pigeons just like what Harry and Taylor did? Will Taylor move to London just for Tom? Oh dear, can you just imagine the latter? Well, they’re desperate for us to believe this fauxlationship at the point, so who knows what will happen next? Tune in tomorrow to see more of the thirsty trio on their desperate attempts to prove they’re both straight!

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Tay’s new outing with her beard and her beard’s mother

Good morning my expose readers. I’m back with more news about everyone’s favorite stupid bitch Taylor Swift. Today in her stupid dramatic adventures, I’m gonna talk about about how the paps got pics of Tay hanging out with her beard Tom Hiddleston and him mother Diana at a British shoreline. Let me tell you all about the photo op:

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Just this morning, the paps were called to take pics of Taylor, Tom and his mom all being forced to hangout with each other:

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OH WOW JUST LOOK AT THAT AMAZING CHEMISTRY! THEY TOTALLY DON’T LOOK LIKE THEY WANT TO BE 67,888 FT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER

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Like seriously, how the hell are people believing this bullshit. They’re barely even holding hands for Pete’s sake! Gosh, the media is dumb af. They look like brother and sister being forced to hangout with each other after having a long ass fight.

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That’s it for this post. Oh gosh, the only person I feel sorry for in this situation is Tom’s mom. Like, she’s literally being forced to do this ridiculous stunt with her son and his faux-GF. Who would want that for their son? But, seriously if you actually believe in this fauxlationship, I recommend seeing a therapist. Also, they’ve been going out for like 2 weeks now and they haven’t even been apart for that long. What kind of “relationship” is that? This is giving me so many haylor vibes, it’s not even funny. Goodbye now bitches!

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Tay meets her beard’s mom, Kanye shades Taylor and the reason Calvin is exposing the fauxlationship

Hello bitches. I’ve return with more news about everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Alison Swift. Today in her dramatic soap opera episode, I’m gonna talk about Tay meeting her faux-boyfriend Tom Hiddleston’s mom (didn’t they just start “dating”? Like wtf? Who meets their “significant others” parent after like 2 weeks of dating?) Also, I’m gonna talk about Kanye dissing Taylor and Calvin exposing their fauxlationship. Let me tell you everything:

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Just today, Tay, Tom and the paparazzi flew to London just so the paps could take pics of Taylor meeting Tom’s mother Diana:

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LOVE HOW TOM SEEMS MORE COMFORTABLE WITH HIS MOM & LOL AT TAY LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS IN THE LAST PIC

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The paps even got pics of Tom being forced to drive Tay around London:

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WHY DOES THIS SETTING LOOK FAMILIAR

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Moving onto to Calvin exposing Tay and their fauxlationship:

Calvin went on an Instagram rant and basically exposed the real Tay and their fauxlationship:

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GO CALVIN!

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This reminds me of Calvin exposing the fauxlationship earlier this year when his friend posted this pic:IMG_1501.PNG

and Calvin decided to say this

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But, lol at him not knowing that she was controlling the media, like bitch you were in a fauxlationship with her:

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Also, I love how he’s exposed Tay & their fauxlationship before this song was released:

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Now onto the Kanye news:

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Kanye West released some stills from his new music video for his song Famous and there’s a girl in it who looks similarly to Tay:

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As you guys all know, Kanye released this song earlier this year and he referenced Taylor in the song:

“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / Why? I made that bitch famous.”

And, ofc Taylor said she never approved of the lyrics:

Kanye did not call for approval, but to ask Taylor to release his single ‘Famous’ on her Twitter account. She declined and cautioned him about releasing a song with such a strong misogynistic message,” Taylor‘s rep told JustJared.com. “Taylor was never made aware of the actual lyric, ‘I made that bitch famous.’”

But, then Kanye and his beard Kim called out Tay for lying:

“She totally knew that that was coming out. She wanted to all of a sudden act like she didn’t,” she continues. “I swear, my husband gets so much s**t for things [when] he really was doing proper protocol and even called to get it approved.”

And, Cosmo even dug up evidence to back up Kanye and Kim’s claims:

In documents seen by The Sun, a letter from the singer’s lawyers allegedly orders the rapper to destroy the recording.

A source told the newspaper: “Taylor got her lawyers to threaten Kanye and demanded that the recording was killed. They stressed the phone call was confidential and that publishing it would violate her rights.

“It validates that a taped conversation where Taylor was on board with the song does exist, and just shows how worried she is about the truth coming out.”

Following Kim’s comments, Taylor’s team issued a scathing statement saying Kanye had never played the song to her.

“Kanye West and Taylor only spoke once on the phone while she was on vacation with her family in January of 2016 and they have never spoken since. Taylor has never denied that conversation took place.

“It was on that phone call that Kanye West also asked her to release the song on her Twitter account, which she declined to do. Kanye West never told Taylor he was going to use the term, ‘that bitch’ in referencing her. A song cannot be approved if it was never heard. Kanye West never played the song for Taylor Swift.”

The statement concluded: “Taylor heard it for the first time when everyone else did and was humiliated. Kim Kardashian’s claim that Taylor and her team were aware of being recorded is not true, and Taylor cannot understand why Kanye West, and now Kim Kardashian, will not just leave her alone.”

OH TAYLOR

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That’s it for this messy post. Lol, I’m loving how much 2016 hates Tay’s nonexistent ass. It’s so hilarious how karma is coming back to her terrible self. Sweet sweet karma. Thank you Jesus! Hhahahhahhaa. But, oh gosh I wonder what’s next on Taylor and Tom’s fauxlationship agenda list? Getting married? Having kids? Lots of faux-couples have done it, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they do it. Also, I wonder what Tom’s mom thinks of her son being in a fauxlationship. I would be so ashamed omg. Oh well, that’s Hollyweird for ya lol. Bye guys and message me at exposingtaylorallisonswift.tumblr.com if you want more info on this fauxlationship!

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Tay and Tom’s latest beard out

Hello everyone! I’m back and you know what that means. Taylor Swift has either done something shady or stupid. Well, today in this case it’s something shady, because she just stepped out for not one, but two photo ops with her beard Tom Hiddleston. Let’s get this party started:

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On June 22nd, Tay & Tom were spotted leaving a restaurant in Nashville:

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AND, DOESN’T THOSE CLASPED HANDS REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING

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Anyway, just yesterday Taylor & Tom, were spotted on a double date with their publicists:

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WOW SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO TELL THEM TO QUIT LOOKING AT THE PAPS

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Also, who the fuck texts on their phone while on a date with their “boyfriend” like Tay is a terrible “girlfriend” omfg

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Moreover, remember that Belgium interview Tom did where he said all of these things about Taylor:

“I would describe it as a roller coaster ride of action and spectacle and lots of laughs.”

 

 

 

Katy Perry throws shade at Tay

Rise and shine my amazing readers. Wake up and smell the roses, cause I have a new story about everyone’s favorite stupid bitch Taylor Swift to serve you breakfast with. Today in her bitchy adventures, I’m gonna talk about Katy Perry creating a new perfume that is possibly shading Tay! Let me get started on that for you:

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On June 21st, Katy announced that she was releasing a new perfume called Mad Love:

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WOW THIS PERFUME BOTTLE LOOKS BETTER THAN TAY’S PERFUME

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And ofc people thought Katy was shading Tay lol:

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Did Katy Perry Just Diss Taylor Swift With Her New Perfume?
Baby, now we got bad blood (again): Katy Perry and Taylor Swift’s feud is definitely not over
The reason people think Katy’s shading Taylor with her new perfume is because Tay released a song from 1989 last year called Bad Blood and it’s basically about Katy allegedly stealing Taylor’s backup dancers from her tour and it featured these lyrics:
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WHO TF WOULD WRITE A SONG ABOUT THAT LIKE REALLY BITCH REALLY? HEY TAY! MAYBE, THEY DIDN’T LIKE HOW YOUR TOUR WORKED & PROBABLY WANTED TO EXPLORE BETTER OPTIONS OUTSIDE OF YOU BITCH
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Oh and I need to share more news about Taylor & her beard Tom Hiddleston:
Apparently, Tom started pursuing Tay immediately after her contract ended with Calvin Harris haha:

The moment Taylor Swift had a blank space in her love life, Tom Hiddleston made his move. The 35-year-old Brit told MTV UK he found the pop star, 26, “very charming” when they were seated next to each other at the May 2 Met Gala in New York City. So when he learned she had split with EDM DJ Calvin Harris, 32, in early June, “he started reaching out,” says a close Swift insider in the new issue of Us Weekly.

The romantic actor — he has admitted to skipping an audition to surprise his college girlfriend in Paris — also sent flowers, adds the insider: “He really courted her. He liked her and saw an opportunity when she was suddenly single, and he went for it.”

Despite her recent breakup, Swift was game for a new flirtation. Says the insider, “She’s single, so of course if a cute guy reaches out who she likes, she would talk to him. There really isn’t a better way to get over a breakup!”

Thanks to the strapping 6-foot-2 Night Manager star, Swift’s broken heart is healing, well, swiftly. The pair — photographed making out near her Westerly, Rhode Island, mansion June 14 — “are very into each other,” says the insider. “When he went up to her house in Rhode Island, the love just bloomed pretty instantly.”

Another Swift source predicts the romance could have staying power. Hiddleston, beloved for his role as Thor’s evil brother, Loki, in the Thor and Avengers films, “checks off a lot of boxes,” says the source. “He’s hot, smart, talented, British — everything she’s into.”

“Tom’s a very smart, attractive guy with a fun personality,” a pal of the Night Manager actor tells PEOPLE. And although “dating the most famous singer in the world feels slightly out of character” for the charismatic Brit, the pair have may more in common than meets the eye.

“He can’t meet new people without them having preconceived ideas of him, and I’m sure Taylor feels the same way,” says the friend. “It’s a tightrope he’s learning. He keeps more to himself now, though is generous with his time and attention to people.”

HE KEEPS MORE TO HIMSELF NOW HUH

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WOW HE

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SURE KNOWS HOW

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TO KEEP TO

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HIMSELF LOL

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And, can we just appreciate E News shading Tom & Tay hahahahhahaa:

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WOW E NEWS ACTUALLY SHADED TAY & 1 OF HER FAUXLATIONSHIPS

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Furthermore, The Daily Fail gots pic of Taylor & Tom leaving the Selena concert haha:

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WHY DO THESE PICS REMIND ME OF THIS

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That’s the end of this post. Oh gosh, I’m so glad that Katy created that perfume haha. Go Katy! Moreover, there has been so much shade on Tay lately. Like, Idk how much she can take at this point lol. Anyway, I really hope Tom doesn’t get Bond now. Like, I don’t remember Bond doing ridiculous PR stunts to stay in the public eye. And plus, I heard the Bond producers are looking at Aidan Turner right now, so no Bond for you Tom boo hoo. Goodbye my amazing readers and thank you guys for following me on Twitter, Tumblr and sending me messages on Tumblr, I really appreciate it.

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Tay & Tom in Nashville

Guess what everyone!? I’m back to talk about the lies and publicity stunts of everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Swift. Today, I’m going to talk about her being forced to bring her beard Tom Hiddleston to Nashville and going to a Selena Gomez concert together (why TF would a 26-year-old woman want to bring a 35-year-old man to a Flopena Homez concert?) Well, I’m about to tell you all about that:

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Just last night, Tay & Tom were spotted at a Selena Gomez concert lol:

LOVE HOW TOM ISN’T EVEN DANCING & OH GOSH TAY & TOM JUST LOOK EVEN MORE AWKWARD TOGETHER THAN BEFORE

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Here are some more videos of the awkwardness lol:

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There are even some stories about how Taylor thinks that Tom is “The One” & wants to introduce him to her mom lmao:

“Taylor was hesitant to get involved so quickly after Adam but she she felt that Adam was not giving her what she wanted for some time so she was ready to move on towards the tail end of their relationship anyway.”

But when Taylor met the Thor star, “there was an immediate attraction,” says a source. “She felt like she was a little school girl with a huge crush. She loves the fact that Tom acts like such a mature man. She lives that he is older. She feels very safe and protected with him. The attraction is very strong.”

A source adds that Taylor and Tom, who were photographed kissing on the beach of Misquamicut in Watch Hill, Rhode Island just last week, “are likely gonna be an item.” The “New Romantics” singer “is not on rebound mode, even though Tom questioned it a little when they first started talking.”

“Tom wants to be with Taylor,” says the insider. The twosome are “already very attached” and “text all the time.” Plus, according to a source, “Taylor said she thinks he is the one, as odd and new as it sounds.”

Taylor Swift, 26, is so serious about Tom Hiddleston, 35, that on June 20 a source told HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY Taylor is “eager” for him to meet Mama Swift!

“Taylor would love for her mom to meet Tom,” an insider told HollywoodLife.com. “She’s eager to introduce them to each other. Taylor and her mom are super close, so it’s just a matter of time that the three of them will get to spend time together. If Taylor and Tom weren’t serious, she wouldn’t waste her mom’s time.”

On June 18, an insider told HollywoodLife.com that Tom is such the British gentleman, and Taylor is so seriously enamored! “Taylor is smitten with Tom because he treats her like a real lady,” the source told HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “She loves being treated like a princess, who doesn’t, but he goes out of his way to be a gentleman to her.” “He’s swept her off her feet, and she’s loving every minute right now.”

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LIKE SERIOUSLY WHO’S ACTUALLY BELIEVING THIS BULLSHIT I CAN WRITE BETTER STORIES THAN THIS

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Also, let me tell you the truth behind all of this:

Funny how this outing happened after Tom’s W Mag spread came out:

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Oh and how ironic how Tay was forced to drag Tom to Sel’s concert after this video came out:

FUNNY HOW JAMES SINGS SELENA’S SONG 10X BETTER THAN SELENA DOES

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That’s it for the Nashville outing. Oh gosh, how the hell is everyone believing this fauxlationship is beyond me lol. Also, I love how Tay and Sel are hanging out together after not hanging out for 4 months straight. What kind of friendship is that lol. Oh wait. I forgot. That “friendship” is fake just like her fauxlationship with Tom hahahahahhaa. But, this just reeks of desperation from Taylor & Tom’s teams lol. What kind of adults would attend a Selena Gomez concert as a date lol. So fucking fake. Goodbye everyone and I’ll be back with more news about this fauxlationship.

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Tom went to the gym alone & some receipts I found

Hello once again, my lovely and wonderful readers! Nat is back with more news about the bitchy queen of the damned, Taylor Swift. Today in the beard adventures of the Thirsty Trio known as Tay Swift & Tom Hiddleston, I’m gonna talk about Tom being photographed in New York going to a gym (Really? They didn’t want to go to the British Virgin Islands, so that Tom could hangout with random strangers in a hot tub, while Taylor sails away on a boat all by herself? Haha, nice change). And, I also found out some other things about why this fauxlationship happened. Let me tell you guys all about it:

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Just today, Tom was spotted going into a gym all by himself in New York City:

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MMMM I WONDER WHERE TAY WENT THIS COULD’VE BEEN A GREAT PHOTO OP

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Also, why the fuck is Tom wearing a Legendary Pictures shirt? Is he about to get cast in a movie or something?

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Anyway, but seriously Taylor could’ve gone to the gym with him, because then they could show off their cute product placement gym outfits!

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Moving on now to something to some receipts I found:

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You guys know how Tom wants that James Bond role right?

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Well, you guys all know how the James Bond films are a Columbia Pictures production:

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And, Columbia Pictures is a Sony Company:

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Oh, & just incase your memory is a little hazy, let me all remind you who the queen of Sony is:

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And, now people want tay to sing a bond theme song like no shut up:

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Now onto Tay’s ex-beard, Calvin Harris:

As you all may know, there’s been rumors about Calvin being “jealous” of Taylor and Tom’s fauxlationship:

“Calvin was very suspicious that Taylor was cheating during their relationship. He just didn’t know with whom,” a source told E! News. “He feels like these pictures confirm his suspicions, and it changes everything. He is so angry and feels betrayed. He is convinced that Taylor was cheating with Tom while they were still together.”

SO ANGRY HUH?

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WOW HE

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SEEMS LIKE HE

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WANTS TO PUNCH A WALL

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Moreover, funny these rumors about Calvin being “sad” about Taylor moving on started before this music video dropped:

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That’s it for messy news day! Wow, this just goes to show you can trust anything and anyone in Hollyweird smh. But, that’s why I’m here guys, to pull the curtain so that you guys can see the entire thing. Anyway, oh gosh if Tom actually thinks this ridiculous publicity stunt can actually get him Bond, then he’s more ignorant than I thought he was. Well, good luck dumbass lol. And, lol at all the people who want Tay to sing a Bond song like no bitches no! Like what’s next? Do you idiots want her to be a Bond girl as well? Actually, no don’t you dare think that! I was just kidding! Go to bed, it’s past your bedtimes! Goodbye everyone and just remember, Hollywood is as real as Taylor’s ass and implants! Bye!

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Tay and Tom’s latest beard adventure

Rise and shine bitches. It’s the time for me to tell you about everyone’s favorite spoiled brat Taylor Swift. Today in her spoiled brat adventures, I’m gonna talk about her latest beard night, I mean her latest date night with her beard, I mean, “boyfriend” Tom Hiddleston. Let me tell you all about the bullshit:

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On Wednesday June 15th, US Weekly reportedly spotted Tay and Tom on a date night:

“Tom and Taylor were … in the back left booth drinking white wine,” an eyewitness tells Us Weekly. “They were very cute, a lot of laughing, giggling, as she showed him texts and photos on her phone.”

The pair couldn’t keep their hands off each other either. “They were interlacing their fingers across the table and laughing,” the onlooker said, noting that they ordered the restaurant’s famous Avondale Swan pastry with whipped cream and fudge. The “Wildest Dreams” songstress, 26, and Avengers actor, 35, stayed at the restaurant for more than two and a half hours, the eyewitness adds. They even ordered after-dinner espressos and lingered past 11:30 p.m.

WTF WHO DRINKS ESPRESSOS AFTER DRINKING WINE LIKE WHAT KIND OF TRANSITION IS THAT LOL

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Also, where the hell are the pics of this supposed date US Weekly? Like, were you guys paid to write this bullshit fanfic story or what?

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That’s it for the bullshit date story. Oh gosh, like seriously, Taylor & Tom’s teams, if you’re going to have an “actual” date: CALL THE PAPS & MAKE THEM GO THERE TO THE ACTUAL FUCKING PLACE. Don’t just let the writer describe it in the article, show us actual evidence of this supposed “date”. Everyone already knows you guys are in a fauxlationship, try to prove us wrong with more terrible photo ops already! Gosh, I could organize a better fauxlationship than you idiots. Sorry, got a bit ranty there lol. Goodbye guys, have fun trying to endure the bullshit they’re trying to sell you and message me on exposingtaylorallisonswift.tumblr if you would like to voice your opinion on this fauxlationship. Good day everyone!

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Tay & Tom spotted going on Taylor’s Private Jet & Kim Kardashian calls out Tay

Hello again, my amazing and awesome readers. I’m back with more news about the lying and fake life of Taylor Alison Swift. Today, I’m gonna continue talking about her new fauxlationship with Marvel actor Tom Hiddleston and how everyone in the media is basically calling them out on their fauxlationship (wow the media is finally realizing how fake Taylor Swift is! It’s a fucking miracle). Also, I’m gonna talk about Kim Kardashian calling out Taylor for lying about the Kanye thing. Let me get started on that post for you:

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Just today, TMZ got pics of Tay and Tom boarding Taylor’s private jet (not so private huh? lol):

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ALSO, DOESN’T THIS SETTING LOOK A BIT FAMILIAR?

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LIKE SERIOUSLY, TAY’S PEOPLE NEED TO DO SOMETHING NEW OMFG LIKE I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL TOM DRIVES HER SOMEWHERE, LIKE ALL HER OTHER EX-FAUX BFS HAVE DONE IN THE PAST

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Oh, and let’s take a look at all the articles that are calling out this fauxlationship:

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Moving on, Kanye West’s own beard I mean Kim Kardashian called out Tay for lying about the Kanye thing:

“She totally knew that that was coming out. She wanted to all of a sudden act like she didn’t…I swear, my husband gets so much shit for things [when] he really was doing proper protocol and even called to get it approved. What rapper would call a girl that he was rapping a line about to get approval?…Rick Rubin was there. So many respected people in the music business heard that [conversation] and knew. I mean, he’s called me a bitch in songs. That’s just, like, what they say. I never once think, [gasping] ‘What a derogatory word! How dare he?’ Not in a million years. I don’t know why she just, you know, flipped all of a sudden…It was funny because [on the call with Kanye, Taylor] said, ‘When I get on the Grammy red carpet, all the media is going to think that I’m so against this, and I’ll just laugh and say, ‘The joke’s on you, guys. I was in on it the whole time.’ And I’m like, wait, but [in] your Grammy speech, you completely dissed my husband just to play the victim again.”

WOW, I CAN’T STAND KIM, BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS TO THE MAX LOL

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That’s it for the beard adventures of Tay and Tom (for now). Oh gosh, Taylor’s team must be going into panic mode right now at the media calling them out. Also, I’m glad more people are calling out what a lying bitch Tay is. Anyway, I wonder how long it’s going to last now considering how everyone and their mom are saying it’s as real as Taylor’s ass haha. What do you guys think? Will they go on for a year like her and Calvin? Or, will this embarrassment just end abruptly? Tweet me @SassyAF28, message me on tumblr at exposingtaylorallisonswift.tumblr.com or comment below my post. Bye guys and just remember, Hollywood is fake as fuck! Goodbye everyone!

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