Tom went to the gym alone & some receipts I found

Hello once again, my lovely and wonderful readers! Nat is back with more news about the bitchy queen of the damned, Taylor Swift. Today in the beard adventures of the Thirsty Trio known as Tay Swift & Tom Hiddleston, I’m gonna talk about Tom being photographed in New York going to a gym (Really? They didn’t want to go to the British Virgin Islands, so that Tom could hangout with random strangers in a hot tub, while Taylor sails away on a boat all by herself? Haha, nice change). And, I also found out some other things about why this fauxlationship happened. Let me tell you guys all about it:

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Just today, Tom was spotted going into a gym all by himself in New York City:

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MMMM I WONDER WHERE TAY WENT THIS COULD’VE BEEN A GREAT PHOTO OP

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Also, why the fuck is Tom wearing a Legendary Pictures shirt? Is he about to get cast in a movie or something?

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Anyway, but seriously Taylor could’ve gone to the gym with him, because then they could show off their cute product placement gym outfits!

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Moving on now to something to some receipts I found:

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You guys know how Tom wants that James Bond role right?

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Well, you guys all know how the James Bond films are a Columbia Pictures production:

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And, Columbia Pictures is a Sony Company:

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Oh, & just incase your memory is a little hazy, let me all remind you who the queen of Sony is:

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And, now people want tay to sing a bond theme song like no shut up:

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Now onto Tay’s ex-beard, Calvin Harris:

As you all may know, there’s been rumors about Calvin being “jealous” of Taylor and Tom’s fauxlationship:

“Calvin was very suspicious that Taylor was cheating during their relationship. He just didn’t know with whom,” a source told E! News. “He feels like these pictures confirm his suspicions, and it changes everything. He is so angry and feels betrayed. He is convinced that Taylor was cheating with Tom while they were still together.”

SO ANGRY HUH?

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WOW HE

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SEEMS LIKE HE

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WANTS TO PUNCH A WALL

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Moreover, funny these rumors about Calvin being “sad” about Taylor moving on started before this music video dropped:

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That’s it for messy news day! Wow, this just goes to show you can trust anything and anyone in Hollyweird smh. But, that’s why I’m here guys, to pull the curtain so that you guys can see the entire thing. Anyway, oh gosh if Tom actually thinks this ridiculous publicity stunt can actually get him Bond, then he’s more ignorant than I thought he was. Well, good luck dumbass lol. And, lol at all the people who want Tay to sing a Bond song like no bitches no! Like what’s next? Do you idiots want her to be a Bond girl as well? Actually, no don’t you dare think that! I was just kidding! Go to bed, it’s past your bedtimes! Goodbye everyone and just remember, Hollywood is as real as Taylor’s ass and implants! Bye!

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