Rise and shine my amazing readers. Wake up and smell the roses, cause I have a new story about everyone’s favorite stupid bitch Taylor Swift to serve you breakfast with. Today in her bitchy adventures, I’m gonna talk about Katy Perry creating a new perfume that is possibly shading Tay! Let me get started on that for you:
On June 21st, Katy announced that she was releasing a new perfume called Mad Love:
WOW THIS PERFUME BOTTLE LOOKS BETTER THAN TAY’S PERFUME
And ofc people thought Katy was shading Tay lol:
The moment Taylor Swift had a blank space in her love life, Tom Hiddleston made his move. The 35-year-old Brit told MTV UK he found the pop star, 26, “very charming” when they were seated next to each other at the May 2 Met Gala in New York City. So when he learned she had split with EDM DJ Calvin Harris, 32, in early June, “he started reaching out,” says a close Swift insider in the new issue of Us Weekly.
The romantic actor — he has admitted to skipping an audition to surprise his college girlfriend in Paris — also sent flowers, adds the insider: “He really courted her. He liked her and saw an opportunity when she was suddenly single, and he went for it.”
Despite her recent breakup, Swift was game for a new flirtation. Says the insider, “She’s single, so of course if a cute guy reaches out who she likes, she would talk to him. There really isn’t a better way to get over a breakup!”
Thanks to the strapping 6-foot-2 Night Manager star, Swift’s broken heart is healing, well, swiftly. The pair — photographed making out near her Westerly, Rhode Island, mansion June 14 — “are very into each other,” says the insider. “When he went up to her house in Rhode Island, the love just bloomed pretty instantly.”
Another Swift source predicts the romance could have staying power. Hiddleston, beloved for his role as Thor’s evil brother, Loki, in the Thor and Avengers films, “checks off a lot of boxes,” says the source. “He’s hot, smart, talented, British — everything she’s into.”
“Tom’s a very smart, attractive guy with a fun personality,” a pal of the Night Manager actor tells PEOPLE. And although “dating the most famous singer in the world feels slightly out of character” for the charismatic Brit, the pair have may more in common than meets the eye.
“He can’t meet new people without them having preconceived ideas of him, and I’m sure Taylor feels the same way,” says the friend. “It’s a tightrope he’s learning. He keeps more to himself now, though is generous with his time and attention to people.”
HE KEEPS MORE TO HIMSELF NOW HUH
SURE KNOWS HOW
TO KEEP TO
And, can we just appreciate E News shading Tom & Tay hahahahhahaa:
WOW E NEWS ACTUALLY SHADED TAY & 1 OF HER FAUXLATIONSHIPS
Furthermore, The Daily Fail gots pic of Taylor & Tom leaving the Selena concert haha:
WHY DO THESE PICS REMIND ME OF THIS
That’s the end of this post. Oh gosh, I’m so glad that Katy created that perfume haha. Go Katy! Moreover, there has been so much shade on Tay lately. Like, Idk how much she can take at this point lol. Anyway, I really hope Tom doesn’t get Bond now. Like, I don’t remember Bond doing ridiculous PR stunts to stay in the public eye. And plus, I heard the Bond producers are looking at Aidan Turner right now, so no Bond for you Tom boo hoo. Goodbye my amazing readers and thank you guys for following me on Twitter, Tumblr and sending me messages on Tumblr, I really appreciate it.