Hello bitches. I’ve return with more news about everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Alison Swift. Today in her dramatic soap opera episode, I’m gonna talk about Tay meeting her faux-boyfriend Tom Hiddleston’s mom (didn’t they just start “dating”? Like wtf? Who meets their “significant others” parent after like 2 weeks of dating?) Also, I’m gonna talk about Kanye dissing Taylor and Calvin exposing their fauxlationship. Let me tell you everything:
Just today, Tay, Tom and the paparazzi flew to London just so the paps could take pics of Taylor meeting Tom’s mother Diana:
LOVE HOW TOM SEEMS MORE COMFORTABLE WITH HIS MOM & LOL AT TAY LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS IN THE LAST PIC
The paps even got pics of Tom being forced to drive Tay around London:
WHY DOES THIS SETTING LOOK FAMILIAR
Moving onto to Calvin exposing Tay and their fauxlationship:
Calvin went on an Instagram rant and basically exposed the real Tay and their fauxlationship:
This reminds me of Calvin exposing the fauxlationship earlier this year when his friend posted this pic:
and Calvin decided to say this
But, lol at him not knowing that she was controlling the media, like bitch you were in a fauxlationship with her:
Also, I love how he’s exposed Tay & their fauxlationship before this song was released:
Now onto the Kanye news:
Kanye West released some stills from his new music video for his song Famous and there’s a girl in it who looks similarly to Tay:
As you guys all know, Kanye released this song earlier this year and he referenced Taylor in the song:
“I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / Why? I made that bitch famous.”
And, ofc Taylor said she never approved of the lyrics:
“Kanye did not call for approval, but to ask Taylor to release his single ‘Famous’ on her Twitter account. She declined and cautioned him about releasing a song with such a strong misogynistic message,” Taylor‘s rep told. “Taylor was never made aware of the actual lyric, ‘I made that bitch famous.’”
But, then Kanye and his beard Kim called out Tay for lying:
“She totally knew that that was coming out. She wanted to all of a sudden act like she didn’t,” she continues. “I swear, my husband gets so much s**t for things [when] he really was doing proper protocol and even called to get it approved.”
And, Cosmo even dug up evidence to back up Kanye and Kim’s claims:
In documents seen by The Sun, a letter from the singer’s lawyers allegedly orders the rapper to destroy the recording.
A source told the newspaper: “Taylor got her lawyers to threaten Kanye and demanded that the recording was killed. They stressed the phone call was confidential and that publishing it would violate her rights.
“It validates that a taped conversation where Taylor was on board with the song does exist, and just shows how worried she is about the truth coming out.”
Following Kim’s comments, Taylor’s team issued a scathing statement saying Kanye had never played the song to her.
“Kanye West and Taylor only spoke once on the phone while she was on vacation with her family in January of 2016 and they have never spoken since. Taylor has never denied that conversation took place.
“It was on that phone call that Kanye West also asked her to release the song on her Twitter account, which she declined to do. Kanye West never told Taylor he was going to use the term, ‘that bitch’ in referencing her. A song cannot be approved if it was never heard. Kanye West never played the song for Taylor Swift.”
The statement concluded: “Taylor heard it for the first time when everyone else did and was humiliated. Kim Kardashian’s claim that Taylor and her team were aware of being recorded is not true, and Taylor cannot understand why Kanye West, and now Kim Kardashian, will not just leave her alone.”
That’s it for this messy post. Lol, I’m loving how much 2016 hates Tay’s nonexistent ass. It’s so hilarious how karma is coming back to her terrible self. Sweet sweet karma. Thank you Jesus! Hhahahhahhaa. But, oh gosh I wonder what’s next on Taylor and Tom’s fauxlationship agenda list? Getting married? Having kids? Lots of faux-couples have done it, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they do it. Also, I wonder what Tom’s mom thinks of her son being in a fauxlationship. I would be so ashamed omg. Oh well, that’s Hollyweird for ya lol. Bye guys and message me at exposingtaylorallisonswift.tumblr.com if you want more info on this fauxlationship!