Good morning my expose readers. I’m back with more news about everyone’s favorite stupid bitch Taylor Swift. Today in her stupid dramatic adventures, I’m gonna talk about about how the paps got pics of Tay hanging out with her beard Tom Hiddleston and him mother Diana at a British shoreline. Let me tell you all about the photo op:
Just this morning, the paps were called to take pics of Taylor, Tom and his mom all being forced to hangout with each other:
OH WOW JUST LOOK AT THAT AMAZING CHEMISTRY! THEY TOTALLY DON’T LOOK LIKE THEY WANT TO BE 67,888 FT AWAY FROM EACH OTHER
Like seriously, how the hell are people believing this bullshit. They’re barely even holding hands for Pete’s sake! Gosh, the media is dumb af. They look like brother and sister being forced to hangout with each other after having a long ass fight.
That’s it for this post. Oh gosh, the only person I feel sorry for in this situation is Tom’s mom. Like, she’s literally being forced to do this ridiculous stunt with her son and his faux-GF. Who would want that for their son? But, seriously if you actually believe in this fauxlationship, I recommend seeing a therapist. Also, they’ve been going out for like 2 weeks now and they haven’t even been apart for that long. What kind of “relationship” is that? This is giving me so many haylor vibes, it’s not even funny. Goodbye now bitches!