Hey, hey, hey! Guess who’s back with more scoop about everyone’s favorite Barbie Doll!? That’s right! Me bitches! Today, I’m gonna talk about Taylor Swift hitting the beach once again with her beard/Ken Doll Tom Hiddleston and how they invited the paps to take exclusive pics of them. (Seriously, do they ever take a break from each other? They haven’t even been away from each other for 7 seconds. Such a “healthy relationship.” Puke.) Let me tell you all about the ridiculous photo op:
Once again, Tay & Tom headed to the beach again, as if the beach is the only fun place in London:
Also, is Tom wearing the same jacket he wore earlier in the day?
WAS HE TOO SAD TO CHANGE OR WHAT?
Moving on, I’ve got some bad news about Tom:
AWWW GUESS TOM WON’T BE GETTING THAT BOND ROLE HE “WORKED SO HARD” FOR
That’s it for the misadventures of the thirsty trio (For now just wait till tomorrow folks). I’m so glad Tom is farthest away from getting the Bond role now. Such sweet karma for him haha. That’s what you get for participating in PR stunts! Haahahahhahaha. But, oh gosh I wonder what Tom & Tay are going to do next in London. Go to the London Eye? Play with pigeons just like what Harry and Taylor did? Will Taylor move to London just for Tom? Oh dear, can you just imagine the latter? Well, they’re desperate for us to believe this fauxlationship at the point, so who knows what will happen next? Tune in tomorrow to see more of the thirsty trio on their desperate attempts to prove they’re both straight!