Hey, hey, hey! It’s Natalie and she’s finally back with more scoop about our favorite thirsty bitch Taylor Swift and her thirsty adventures with her beard Tom Hiddleston. Today, I’m going to talk about taking their thirsty tour to Rome. (I’m still waiting on them going to the U.S. Virgin Islands. It has to be happening soon enough.) Also, Tay’s fatwhore faux friend Lena Dunham was paid to defend her and some great news for Tom which doesn’t involve Bond btw. Let me tell you all about it:
Just yesterday, the thirsty trio were spotted in Italy of all places lol:
OMG JUST SMILE ALREADY! TAY, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE “IN LOVE” WITH HIM! ACT LIKE IT!
Furthermore, some sources aka their publicists are claiming that Tay is “having a blast” with Tom:
TOTAL BLAST TOGETHER
Later on, they went to dinner together and invited the paps along:
OH GOSH DON’T THEY JUST LOOK LIKE THE HAPPIEST COUPLE ON THE PLANET
Also, why the hell is Tom on his phone during his “date” with Taylor? Who was he texting? His boyfriend/publicist Luke Windsor?
Also, it’s funny how we’re getting all these photo ops after this was announced for Tom:
Now onto the Lena Dunham drama:
Lena decided to make the whole Kanye situation about her oh gosh:
“I don’t have a hip cool reaction, because seeing a woman I love like Taylor Swift (f— that one hurt to look at, I couldn’t look), a woman I admire like Rihanna or Anna, reduced to a pair of waxy breasts made by some special effects guy in the Valley, it makes me feel sad and unsafe and worried for the teenage girls who watch this and may not understand that grainy roving camera as the stuff of snuff films,” Dunham wrote.
BTW, HOW HILARIOUS THAT LENA IS “DEFENDING” TAY AFTER THIS VIDEO CAME OUT
Moreover, where the hell were you Lena when Kanye 1st released the song? Why didn’t you defend her then, bitch?
That’s all for this post! Oh gosh, this is just getting more hilarious and ridiculous by the minute lol. Where do you guys think they’re going to go next? Japan? Russia? Straight to the altar? Hahahahhahahaha, I would laugh if it’s the altar omg. They’re that desperate to hide their sexualities, it’s not even funny. I mean I would feel sorry for Tom, but he was the one who signed up for this PR stunt, so sucks for you Tom. Bye guys and have a good rest of your day! Love ya!