Hello. It’s me. I’m finally back with a post with a new post about everyone’s favorite lifeless corpse Taylor Swift. Today, I’m gonna talk about her 4th of July party with her beard Tom Hiddleston (who she hasn’t even been seen with since June 28th lol) and some not so special guest stars got invited to the party as well. This should be interesting he he he. Let’s get this 4th of July party started bitches:
Just today, Tay & Tom invited the paparazzi to take pics of them with their faux friends in Rhode Island (why the fuck do they keep going there? hahhahahahaha):
ARE THEY TRYING TO COPY HER FAUX FRIEND SELENA AND HER FAUX EX-BF JUSTIN
Tay even took a pic with all of her faux friends lol
THEY ALL LOOK SO AWKWARD TOGETHER IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY
Let me do a run down on why all of her faux friends are all hanging out with her and I’m gonna talk about why we’re just getting this photo op of the thirty trio now:
Funny how Gigi Hadid (who hasn’t even seen Tay since April btw) is hanging out with Tay after this was announced:
WHO TF WOULD EVEN WANT THAT IN THEIR COFFEE? LIKE EW GROSS
Oh and Karlie, I know you’re really Taylor’s girlfriend oops I mean “special friend” but we all know this Dior ad with Cam Newton is getting released soon:
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON IN THIS PIC? AND, THAT WIG ON KARLIE LOOKS AWFUL LIKE GI JOE SIENNA MILLER AWFUL
Now onto Cara lol: Bitch you haven’t even been seen with Tay ever since NOVEMBER 2015 & how ironic that you’re hanging out with her a month before this film comes out:
LOVE HOW A LOT OF THE POSTERS ARE KEEPING CARA OUT OF THE PRINT LOL
On Orange Is the New Black famewhore Ruby Rose he he he: Bitch, you haven’t even hungout with Tay since New Years Eve. Why TF are you hanging out with her now? Oh, wait I forgot! You had just released a new song!
As for Ruby’s OITNB costar Uzo Aduba’s random appearance haha, this show just came back:
I also noticed that Uzo was the only black person at an all white party:
Moving onto Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds weird cameos lol. They were also spotted there lol:
WHY IS BLAKE HOLDING HER NOSE IN THE 2ND PIC? TRYING TO NOT SMELL KARLIE’S BAD BREATH OR SOMETHING, BITCH?
Also, how much did they pay Ryan to attend this immature faux friend party lol?
BTW, how hilarious that Blake is attending this party before this movie comes out:
Also, this was just announced about Ryan:
Moreover, the paps even made it into the 4th of July pics!
The Daily Mail even confirmed that she hired the photographers:
“Taylor made sure she didn’t miss out on a single photo opportunity with her pro snapper,” the tabloid claims. “The photographer was seen discussing shots with Taylor as the group hit the beach, with the pair directing the glam squad as they posed in the surf.”
Now onto the Tom news:
Tom is going to Comic Con to promote Kong: Skull Island later this month:
MMM LEGENDARY PICTURES IS THE FILM STUDIO DISTRIBUTING THE FILM. WHY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR?
BTW Tom, aren’t you supposed to be in Australia right now shooting this little film?
CANNOT WAIT UNTIL TAY IS FORCED TO GO ON THE SET OF THIS FILM & COMIC CON SHE’S GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN
That’s all for the 4th of July spectacular of fakeness everyone lol. Oh gosh, I thought the kissing photos in Rhode Island were bad and embarrassing. But no, this 4th of July party is at the top of their most ridiculous stunts ever list. But, oh gosh this was just. I have no words for it. Also, I’d like to apologize on behalf of Rhode Island that that stupid bitch has to bring her cuntness to your state. I’m sorry. But omg, Tom is such an embarrassment to Marvel now omg. Like, I know Chris Evans had that embarrassing publicity stunt with Lily Collins, but their managements knew when to end it omfg. And is it just me, or is he starting look like a creepy uncle? Like, I know he’s 35 & all, but man him & Chris Evans are the same age and Tom looks so much more older now than he did when he was 1st starting out in Marvel. Is Tay sucking the fun and life out of him? I think yes lol. But, I don’t feel sorry in the least for him. He wanted the attention from fake-dating Taylor Swift, he got it. Also, that Bond role is looking like a fantasy to Tom now and I’m happy about it. Moreover, poor Luke & Karlie they have to see their loves in a fauxlationship. That’s showbiz kids, get used to it lol. Goodnight everyone and have a great 4th of July!