Ed & Taylor FINALLY hangout after 5 MONTHS, Selena not attending Tay’s bitch bash & more pics of her fake fuckery of a 4th of July party

Hello guys! I’m back with more of everyone’s favorite closet case Taylor Swift. Today in her closeted adventures, I’m gonna talk about how she & her faux friend Ed Sheeran are finally hanging out together 5 MONTHS AFTER THE GRAMMYS (why are people still believing they’re “besties” is beyond me, bitches lol). Also, I’m going to post more pics of that 4th of July party featuring some more unwanted guests & talk about how her faux friend Selena Gomez not attending her party (even after she was forced to attend her concert with her beard. Shame on you Selena smh)  Let me tell you all about it:

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Just today, Tay “threw” her faux friend an anniversary party for Ed & his GF & her BFF Abigail and her fiance lol:

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LOVE HOW SHE’S TRYING NOT TO MAKE IT ABOUT HERSELF IN THIS PIC LOL

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Also, how hilarious that Ed is finally hanging out with Tay after this was announced:

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and we all know Ed is trying to damage control for that lawsuit he’s currently in:

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And, here are some more pics of Tay’s 4th of July faux friend party:

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LOVE HOW BLAKE IS LOOKING THE OTHER WAY LIKE SAVE ME

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Also, it’s funny how both Haim and Rachel Platten are hanging out with Taylor while they’re both on tour:

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BTW, INCASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW, RACHEL PLATTEN IS A PART OF RCA:

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WADE WILSON IS SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU RIGHT NOW RYAN REYNOLDS

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LOVE HOW CARA LOOKS BORED AF HERE & DOESN’T SHE LOOK LIKE FESTER FROM THE ADDAMS FAMILY IN THIS PIC HAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

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LOVE HOW THEY’RE ALL BAD AT PRETENDING TO PLAY CHARADES IN THIS PIC ROFL

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COME ON GIGI GIVE US A SMILE! YOU’RE AT TAYLOR SWIFT’S 4TH OF JULY PARTY FOR PETE’S SAKE!

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WHY DOES THIS REMIND ME OF THIS

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FUNNY HOW MARTHA WENT TO THIS PARTY AFTER THIS JUST CAME OUT

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OMG I FOUND ANOTHER TOKEN FAUX BLACK FRIEND TO INCLUDE IN MY WHITE FEMINIST SQUAD! THIS’LL PROVE I’M NOT A RACIST!!!!!

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KESHA WAS FORCED I MEAN WENT TO THE PARTY AFTER THIS WAS ANNOUNCED

& KESHA IS WITH SONY IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW ALREADY

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Moving onto Slutena Homez now lol:

She decided to throw her own 4th of July bash and didn’t go to Taylor’s hahahahahhaha

WOW I CAN’T STAND HER, BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS TO THE MAX HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Also, I saw the light is now on DVD & Bluray!!!!!!

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GO BUY IT SWIFTIES! OH AND IT’S A SONY PRODUCTION WOW

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That’s it for the 4th of July fakeness of fun parade!!!! Oh gosh, that took 60 years shit omg. But, it’s only a matter of time before we get pics of the thirsty trio in Australia, because Tom is shooting Thor 3 right now as we speak. I hope his costars make fun of him and give Tay the cold shoulder ahahhahaha. Also, Tom has comic con coming up, so that should be an interesting photo op. Can’t imagine that Taylor would love being surrounded by nerds and geeks ahahahhahahah. Bye guys and I’ll see you next time!!!

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