Hi there! It’s Natalie & I’m finally back with more news about everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Swift. Today in her drama-filled adventures, I’m gonna talk about her latest hangouts with her beard Tom Hiddleston and I’m gonna talk about why he’s not in Australia shooting Thor 3 (so unprofessional Thomas smh diva). Let’s get this party started shall we:
Just yesterday, Tay & Tom were spotted leaving Rhode Island on Taylor’s “private” jet plane yeah right lol:
OH GOSH IS HE HER CHAUFFEUR OR HER BEARD I CAN’T TELL WHICH IS WHICH ANYMORE
Then, they were next spotted in LAX of all places lol
IS TOM ACTUALLY CRYING IN FRONT OF THE PAPS OMFG LOL
Tom, you shouldn’t be crying at all. You’re getting what you wanted from this fauxlationship: publicity and fame. So shut up and loosen yourself up omg. Loki would be so disappointed in you right now, man. Man up already!
BTW, HERE’S A VIDEO OF THE PAPS DIRECTLY ASKING THEM IF THEY’RE IN A FAUXLATIONSHIP OMFG
THEY DIDN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY FUCKING GOSH
Also Tom, weren’t you supposed to be on set already like 3 days ago? Oh wait, I forgot. You decided to mess up everyone else’s filming schedule for your fauxlationship.
That’s it for this post. So, they’re probably in Australia right now as we speak. Expect Tay being forced to hang around set and trying to “befriend” his costars. Like I said, I hope they all give her the cold shoulder for messing up their filming schedule. And, be prepared for the so many photo ops of the pair in Australia puke. Also, cannot wait for the shitfest that is comic con, you know Tay is going to go to make everything about her lol. Bye guys and thank you all for sending me messages on tumblr!