The truth behind Taylor Swift & Dianna Agron’s “friendship”

Hello gang. I’m back to tell you everything about everyone’s favorite spoiled brat Taylor Swift. Today, we’re gonna take a trip down memory lane so that I could talk about Tay’s “friendship” with former Glee actress Dianna Agron. There’s some important things you guys need to learn about their old relationship I mean faux-friendship. Darn it. I already spoiled it for you. Well, let me tell you more about it:

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Taylor & Dianna timeline:

On September 5th, 2011, former country star Taylor Swift & former Glee star Dianna Agron were spotted together at a flea market in L.A.

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LOL TAY DON’T MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT YOU CALLED THE PAPS OMFG

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Also, it’s funny how we got this pap pic before the 2011 Emmys where Glee was nominated:

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this show coming back:

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Tay getting the ACM Honors Award

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Her dropping her perfume Wonderstruck

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& 2 months before this single came out:

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We didn’t hear about Tay & Di again until January 2012 when Dianna tweeted this:

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Funny how Dianna tweeted this before 2012 SAG Awards where Glee was nominated:

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The next month, Dianna tweeted this:

“Fun things about today: Hemo‘s [Heather Morris‘s] Bday. Got to sleep in a bit. Sun’s shining. Work’s great. Heart is incredibly happy. That’s my list, yours?

HER HEART IS INCREDIBLY HAPPY HUH

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In March 2012, Dianna tweeted that she saw the Hunger Games:

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And, guess who was with her when she saw it!?

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TAY, WHY SO SAD? YOU SANG 2 SONGS FOR THE MOVIE & YOU GOT PAID FOR IT, SO WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET NOW OMFG

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Moving on, on March 28th Dianna tweeted about the people who make her “happy” in her life lol:

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Funny how all of this happened before this was announced about Glee:

Fox recently announced that it had picked up Glee for a fourth season, along with New Girl and Raising Hope.

“Over the past season, New Girl has become the hottest new appointment series for young adults; Raising Hope has established itself as one of the smartest and most unique offbeat comedies on television; and Glee has continued its success as a genre-defying, global cultural phenomenon,” Fox Entertainment chief Kevin Reilly said in a statement (via THR).
GLEE IS A GLOBAL CULTURAL PHENOMENON OKAY KEVIN OKAY

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Moreover, Dianna went on Jimmy Kimmel to deny that she was in a love triangle with Tay & footballer Tim Tebow hahahahahhahaaha:

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And that same month, it was rumored that Tay was the top pick to be in a biopic about singer Joni Mitchell wtf lol:

Taylor Swift may play musician Joni Mitchell in the upcoming adaptation of Sheila Weller‘s book “Girls Like Us.”

Variety reports the pic will follow the careers of singers Joni, Carly Simon, and Carole King (Alison Pill auditioned for the role).

House exec producer Katie Jacobs is directing the Sony Pictures and Di Bonaventura Pictures flick.

Taylor made her feature acting debut in the romantic comedy Valentine’s Day, and recently lent her voice to the animated flick, The Lorax.

TO THIS DAY, WE’VE HEARD NOTHING ABOUT THE FILM SO I GUESS IT AIN’T HAPPENING LOL

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Later in April, Tay & Di were spotted celebrating Shirley MacLaine‘s birthday lol:

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LOVE HOW DIANNA & TAYLOR ARE BARELY EVEN SMILING IN THIS PIC ROFL

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4 days later, Taylor celebrated Dianna’s birthday with her other faux friends:

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WHY DO THEY ALWAYS THROW THESE IMMATURE PARTIES OMFG

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Then the next month, this was announced:

It was recently announced that one of Taylor‘s songs will be featured on an upcoming episode of Glee.

“I do not proclaim to be any kind of singer,” Dot Marie Jones, who plays Coach Beiste on the hit Fox show, told E! Online, “[but] in episode 20 Coach Beiste will sing Tayor Swift‘s ‘Mean’ with Puck.”

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That same month, Tay & Di stepped out together in L.A.

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TAY! STOP LOOKING AT THE CAMERAS OMFG YOU STUPID HO

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BTW, this photo op happened before Dianna’s hosting gig for the GLAAD Awards:

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SHE HOSTED THE GLAAD AWARDS HUH

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The next month, Tay & Di were spotted in Nashville:

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MMMM MATCHY MATCHY OUTFITS HUH WHY DOES THIS REMIND ME OF SOMETHING

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Later on, Taylor & Dianna were spotted together while Tay was with Conor Kennedy how awkward lol

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Ironic how these outings happened before Taylor’s CoverGirl 2012 campaign came out:

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GOSH THAT WIG ON HER LOOKS TRAGIC

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and the Teen Choice Awards where they were both nominated:

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WHY DOES SHE KEEP DOING THAT WITH HER LEGS & FEET DOES SHE WANT TO TRIP

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3 months later, Dianna tweets this about Taylor’s new album Red:

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Funny how Dianna tweeted about Tay’s album before Di announced that she was returning to Glee:

“I’ll be on the Thanksgiving episode. You’ll see the interaction between my character and the other characters that graduated, and the new kids that are trying to take on their legacy,” Dianna said. “Quinn is having a great time at Yale — almost too great. There’s this scene where she doesn’t even realize how much she’s rubbing it into Santana. It’s quite comical. She’s a little in over her head without even realizing it.”

AWWW DID THE MONEY TAY PAY YOU ALREADY RAN OUT?

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The next month, Dianna tweeted Tay about seeing her at the RFK Foundation Dinner:

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LOVELY THE FUCK

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Just days later, Dianna was spotted with Taylor and her faux boyfriend Harry Styles:

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LOOK AT HER ENJOYING THE ATTENTION EVEN THOUGH THE PAPS DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER

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Ironic how all of these things happened before Dianna’s photoshoot for her blog came out:

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2 months later, Taylor tweeted about a Glee cast member telling her that her song might be on Glee lol:

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BTW NONE OF HER SONGS WERE EVEN IN THE EPISODE THAT AIRED THAT NIGHT & SHE LATER DELETED THE TWEET

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The 2 weren’t seen again until November 2014 (wow almost 2 years lol) when they both attended the AMAs and Taylor attended with her “Special friend” Karlie Kloss

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LOVE HOW KARLIE IS LOOKING THE OTHER WAY LOL

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BTW, this whole thing happened before Dianna presented her film Zipper at Sundance in January 2015:

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Taylor & Dianna haven’t been seen together since November 2014. It’s safe to say this relationship, I mean faux-friendship is over now.

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That’s it for Taylor & Dianna’s journey of love. And, is it just me, or did Tay have 10x more chemistry with Di than with Tom. Oh and speaking of Uncle Creepy: I will be back with more info about her current fauxlationship with Tom Hiddleston. Don’t you all think I forgot about that fuckery of a relationship. I’m gonna tear apart this fauxlationship until there’s nothing else left haha. Goodbye guys and thank you all for reading my posts, following me on twitter and tumblr and sending me messages! You’re the best!

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