Hey, hey, hey! It’s Natalie and I’m back with more news about everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Alison Swift! I’m gonna talk about how she finally hangs out with resident famewhore Lily Aldridge after they haven’t even seen each other in 4-5 MONTHS. I’m also gonna talk about how she’s doing damage control after her embarrassing fauxlationship ended and she goes to New York Fashion Week to do what else? Make the event all about her! Let me tell you everything:
After not seeing each other in a while, Taylor and Lily finally hangout together:
WTF IS LILY WEARING AND WHY DOESN’T SHE LOOK HAPPY TO BE WITH GRAMMY WINNER TAYLOR SWIFT
Also, why does Tay still think that overbite look is sexy? Bitch, you look like a rabid squirrel that’s looking for a nut to eat!
Also, it’s funny how Lily is finally hanging out with Taylor after this came out:
Moving onto her damage control tour lol:
Tay did some damage control this week after the contract expired oh gosh:
The 26-year-old singer recently granted the wish of Meghan Hils – an 18-year-old who is dying from a congenital heart defect – by calling her via FaceTime for about half an hour.
Meghan‘s father, Dan, a Cincinnati police sergeant, had discussed Meghan‘s wishes on Facebook when he did not heard back from the Dream Foundation.
“You can list two possible wishes,” Dan wrote. “Meghan wanted a phone call or a video chat with Taylor Swift, but reasoned that she is so popular currently there would be little if any chance of her being reached.”
Meghan then hoped for a call with Ellen DeGeneres or Jimmy Fallon – two of her favorite talk show hosts – but after more than 2,500 shares on social media, Taylor granted Meghan‘s wish.
Meghan artistically expressed her thanks on Facebook. “The words thank you will never be enough to say to Taylor Alison Swift for this day & taking the time to video chat with me for 29 minutes on September 8th, 2016,” she wrote. “Thank you from the bottom of my heart, Taylor.”
HOW THE HELL DOES ANYONE NOT THINK THIS IS WEIRD HOW SHE’S DOING THIS AFTER THE FAUXLATIONSHIP ENDED
Now onto damage control event #2, New York Fashion Week:
Taylor (who went with tag along faux friend Martha Hunt lol) decided to make the event all about herself while “supporting” her faux friend Gigi Hadid (who she hasn’t even seen since July lol):
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS SHE WEARING OMFG
Also, Gigi was paid to say this about Taylor oh gosh lol:
“She’s obviously such a great friend, and you know, she is starting to go back to work in the studio again, and really made time be here for me, and I am so grateful for that,” the 21-year-old model told Entertainment Tonight after wrapping up her walk down the runway at the Tommy Hilfiger show at NYFW.
WOW SHE PAID HER FAUX FRIEND TO SAY THAT WHILE SHE CAME TO HELP HER PROMOTE THE NEW TOMMY COLLECTION P.S. TAY IS WEARING TOMMY’S CLOTHES
Moreover, I love how Gigi didn’t even “defend” Tay from Kimye, but she’s “grateful” that she came to her fashion show:
Also, Martha who BTW just promoted a Michael Kors event posted this oh gosh:
Also, this was tweeted out before the show:
And, about Martha “supporting” Gigi at the show, they’re not only Victoria’s Secret models, they’re also a part of the same modeling management:
That’s all for this post, bitches. Oh gosh, Tay’s efforts to become America’s Sweetheart again are just so embarrassing and pathetic like I would feel sorry for her, but she brought all of this on herself lol. But, oh gosh what’s next on her damage control list? Throwing free concerts for her fans? Singing another song with her faux friend Ed Sheeran? Becoming the godmother of Blake Lively’s 2nd child? Oh gosh hahahahhahahah. Also, I wonder who’s gonna fake date the cunt next? I’d be surprised if anyone would want to fake date her now. She seriously ruined her brand with the Tom fauxlationship and now everyone sees who she truly is now: a vapid, self-centered, pretentious and selfish bitch. Goodbye everyone and just remind yourself: At least you’re not Taylor Swift.