Hello, hello, hello!!! I’m back to inform you about the dramatic adventures of Taylor Alison Swift! Today in her stupid bitch fairytale adventures, I’m gonna talk about her hanging out with her faux friend Gigi Hadid and Gigi’s beard Zayn Malik (wtf that sounds like a nightmare lol.) Also, I’m gonna talk about the truth behind it all. Let’s get this awkward “date” party started:
Just last night, the paps spotted Tay on an awkward 3rd wheeling “date” with Gigi & Zayn:
IDK WHAT’S MORE AWKWARD ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING: ZAYN AND GIGI’S NONEXISTENT CHEMISTRY OR ZAYN AND TAYLOR ACTUALLY HANGING OUT TOGETHER
Now let me tell you the real reason this photo op happened:
If you didn’t realize already, Taylor is wearing a dress from Tommy Hilfiger’s line which Gigi promoted at New York Fashion Week:
Moreover, how ironic that Gigi had this photo op hangout before this came out:
Also, it’s funny how Zayn is hanging out with his beard and Tay after this was announced:
That’s it for the awkward 3rd wheel post. Oh gosh, Zayn has stooped to so many lows in the past year and also this year, too. Also, if he cancelled so many shows in Dubai, because of said, “anxiety” issues, why did he go to NYFW where there are not only a lot of people, but also a lot of cameras? Like, nothing is adding up about Zayn anymore. Did his management make him cancel those shows, because he was forced to go to NYFW to promote his faux GF’s line? I think you all know the answer lol. But, oh gosh Zayn, Gigi and Taylor all hanging out together like how could people not think this is all staged and fake to the max like I swear Disney Channel and Nickelodeon shows have better acting than these bitches lol. But, what’s next on Tay’s damage control tour? Will she support her faux friend Selena in rehab? Will she put on a concert for Hillary Clinton? What’s next, bitch? Bye now everyone and just remember: Nothing in Hollyweird is real.