My review of what’s happened so far in October 2016!!!!

Good morning my amazing readers! Nat is back with more news about everyone’s favorite closeted lesbian Taylor Alison Swift! Today, I’m gonna review the rest of what happened in October and I’m gonna talk about a lot of the shady shit that happened to the stupid bitch in this month. Let me get started on that post for you:

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On October 10th, the paps followed Tay’s faux friend Cara Delevingne after she called them:

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AWWW IS SOMEONE UPSET BECAUSE HER FILM CAREER ISN’T GOING THE WAY IT’S SUPPOSED TO?

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The next night, Cara was spotted Tay along with new basic faux friends Dakota Johnson & Suki Waterhouse:

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ALL OF HER FAUX FRIEND OUTINGS ARE GETTING SO BASIC AND AWKWARD BY THE MINUTE

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On October 12th, Tay attended a “secret” Kings of Leon show with a lot of her faux friends:

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OH GOSH IDK WHAT’S MORE AWKWARD: HOW FAKE THIS ALL LOOKS OR HOW UNHAPPY THEY ALL SEEM

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Now let me tell you why Tay went to the Kings of Leon concert and why Lily and Martha hungout with her:

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I bet y’all are wondering, why the hell was Taylor Swift at a Kings of Leon concert? That doesn’t seem like her type of music. Well, her and the band are both a part of RCA! Take a look!

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Also, their new single Around the World just dropped:

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Moreover, the music video had also just dropped and look who the special guest is in the video:

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They also released their new single Reverend came out:

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and their new album WALLS came out on October 14th (the day after the concert):

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And, guess what!? Their new album went straight to #1!!!!!

A congrats is in order for Kings of Leon!

The guys – Caleb, Nathan, Jared, and Matthew Followill – just scored their first-ever No. 1 album on the Billboard 200 chart with their seventh studio album, Walls.

It sold 77,000 equivalent album units, with 68,000 of those in traditional album sales.

In case you don’t know, the Billboard 200 chart ranks the most popular albums of the week based on multi-metric consumption, including traditional album sales, track equivalent albums (TEA), and streaming equivalent albums (SEA).

Walls was released on October 14 via RCA Records.

GEEZ I WONDER HOW IT WENT STRAIGHT TO #1?

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Now onto why Lily hungout with Tay lol:

Lily decided to do what she does best and name drop Taylor at the God’s Love We Deliver 2016 Golden Heart Awards oh dear lol:

“We are a really nice group of women who support each other and really, genuinely have each others’ back and it’s awesome,” Aldridge tells us. “That’s something to be about.”

THEN, WHERE THE HELL WERE SOME OF YOU WHEN TAY WAS BEING ATTACKED BY KIMYE WHY DIDN’T SOME OF Y’ALL DEFEND HER THEN? ALSO, DON’T TALK ABOUT HOW YOU GUYS “SUPPORT” EACH OTHER AND WHATNOT WHEN THIS EXISTS:

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Also, this was just announced about Lily and Martha:

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And, as to why Lorde was hanging out with Tay:

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Also, don’t forget that Lorde is a Republic Records artist and you all know what that means:

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Now onto some Kanye news:

Apparently, some stupid swifties attacked Kanye, because some new lyrics leaked from Kanye’s song about Taylor oh gosh lol:

It’s the song that kicked off a year of drama between Kanye West, Kim Kardashian West and Taylor Swift, and now the original version of “Famous” has hit the Internet.

On Thursday, an earlier recording of West’s song surfaced online, and the controversial lyrics involving the “Shake It Off” singer and his ex Amber Rose contrast from what the rapper changed them to in the final version of the track.

“I feel like Taylor Swift still owe me sex / I made that bitch famous,” West is heard rapping on the demo. He then repeats part of the verse but subs in Rose’s name. “I feel like Amber Rose still owe me sex / Why? I made that bitch famous / Not really, but somewhat famous,” he raps.

YOU KNOW SWIFTIES, MAYBE HE DECIDED TO USE THE OTHER LYRICS BECAUSE THEY PROBABLY SOUNDED BETTER AND SO HE DECIDED TO USE THOSE INSTEAD OF THIS ONE SO SWIFTIES

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Anyway, moving on now. On October 13th, Tay was spotted going to a Eliot Summer concert with faux friends Suki Waterhouse, Cara Delevigne, Dakota Johnson, girlfriend I mean special friend Karlie Kloss and new faux friends Serena Williams and Zoe Kravitz (what the actual fuck?)

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WHY THE HELL DO THEY ALL LOOK SO UNHAPPY TOGETHER? LIKE CHEER UP BITCHES! YOU’RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE “BEST FRIENDS” SO CHEER THE FUCK UP!

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Now, let me tell you all the real reason why this outing happened:

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This was just announced about Suki:

In a city as sunny and carefree as Los Angeles, the British have to stick together, and that’s exactly how Suki Waterhouse and Poppy Jamie became friends. Now, they’re taking their relationship to the next level by launching a business: Called Pop& Suki, it’s a line of jewelry and handbags inspired by their friendship. The bag offerings include a camera bag and shopper tote in cotton candy, noir and cognac colorways, and can be made personal with monograms, straps and leather attachments. Jewelry is equally customizable; a paperclip-style chain can be worn as a necklace, bracelet, anklet or body chain, with a choice of charms of crystal add-ons.

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As to why Cara has been hanging out with Tay:

Her upcoming flop Valerian had just released a poster:

Coming soon… @valerianmovie @lucbesson @badgalriri

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Her Rimmel London ad had just come out:

WAIT CARA, I THOUGHT YOU WERE RETIRING FROM MODELING SO THAT YOU COULD BECOME A FULL TIME ACTRESS? OH WAIT, I FORGOT YOUR ACTING CAREER IS JUST AS BAD AS YOUR COKE ADDICTION

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Also, Cara is getting her own documentary wtf:

Model, actress, Instagram star, and famous maker of funny faces Cara Delevingne can now add another notch to her growing CV: documentary subject. The forthcoming film, The Cara Project, found a distributor, as it was reported yesterday, and promises a window into both her career trajectory from model to actress and a behind-the-scenes glimpse at her vibrant, outsize personality.

OMFG I WOULD TOTALLY WANT TO WATCH A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT CARA DELEVINGNE

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As to why and how Dakota has been hanging out with her new “bestie” Tay:

This was just announced about her franchise 50 Shades of Grey:

Grab the nearest brown paper bag. This news might induce hyper ventilating.

With the release of Fifty Shades Darker now looming closer than ever, fans of the hot and heavy book-to-cinema franchise are eager to know every detail surrounding the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey. While early September brought the tantalizing first look at the drama starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan, soon audiences will have the opportunity to get up close and personal with their most intimate moments.

Director James Foley revealed Friday virtual reality technology is being utilized to bring Fifty Shades Darker to life, Deadline reports.

“Yeah, there’s marketing materials for behind-the scenes [of Fifty Shades Darker], where after we finished shooting for the day, the actors would stay over and VR people would re-create a facsimile of the scene,” Foley told audience members during a VR event on the Paramount Pictures lot.

Further specifics of the project were not disclosed, but we can only imagine the hype to get a taste of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey’s romance will only increase tenfold once it’s released.

WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT OMFG

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Also, the Fifty Shades Darker Instagram has been releasing sneak peeks of the movie:

"I want to give you the world, Anastasia." #FiftyShadesDarker

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Shhh. Don’t miss @ericjohnson as Jack Hyde in #FiftyShadesDarker.

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#KimBasinger stars as Elena in #FiftyShadesDarker.

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#Regram from @erikaljames: #FBF #FSoG between takes. The bar room scene. #DakotaJohnson #JamieDornan

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OH GOSH THIS MOVIE LOOKS TERRIBLE AND I PRAY THAT IT FLOPS

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Oh and there’s more as to why Tay has decided to include Dakota in her faux friend squad:

As you all Tay’s record label Big Machine Records is distributed by Universal Music Group:

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Well, look what I found out about 50 Shades of Grey:

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Also, this was announced about Karlie:

Karlie Kloss’ talents know no bounds.

Amongst her numerous catwalk appearances and scoring the most coveted fashion campaigns, she still manages to find time to teach girls how to code, host her own YouTube channel ‘Klossy’ and attend classes at NYU.

Showing no signs of slowing down any time soon the 24-year-old entrepreneur is now moving into television. And no, it’s not presenting America’s Next Top Model.

Instead, Karlie will be starring in a new science programme landing on Netflix next Spring: Bill Nye Saves the World. Coolest science teacher, ever? Er, yes. She will also be joined by fellow correspondents Joanna Hausmann, Nazeem Hussain, Emily Calandrelli and Derek Muller – discussing the impact science has had on everything from religion, culture to politics.

Bill’s fashionable sidekick will be offering her own ‘nerdy’ insights, teasing fans on social media about her new role.

‘We’ll be talking about every nerdy thing you can think of – so be sure to tune in,’ the model announced on Instagram.

WHAT THE ACTUAL THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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And this too:

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Now onto why Serena and Zoe hungout with the cunt:

According to Blind Gossip, Taylor is trying to do damage control by “befriending” people of color omg:

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Also, Serena’s Fader cover came out:

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And, Zoe has this film coming out in a month:

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Now onto why Taylor went to an Eliot Sumner concert (who TF is he?):

He’s a part of Universal Music Group:

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Moving onto Tay’s pathetic damage control tour, Tay donated to Louisiana again ughhh:

Taylor Swift has allocated the funds remaining from her $1 million donation to flood relief in Louisiana.

After massive flooding earlier this year, the 26-year-old superstar pledged to give $1 million to causes across the state, which has included schools and food banks.

This month, Taylor donated funds to Convoy of Hope, The Life of a Single Mom and YWCA Greater Baton Rouge as well as $100,000 to Habitat for Humanity, which aims to rebuild 100 homes in Baton Rouge by the end of next year.

“The generous donation from Taylor Swift could not have come at a better time for our organization…Thank you, Taylor Swift, and to all those at the Taylor Swift Foundation, for your kindness and generosity in these challenging times,” YWCA Baton Rouge, said on their website.

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Now onto her “visiting” her faux friends Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds:

Apparently, about 3 days ago, Tay “visited” her faux friends Blake and Ryan in NYC:

Since giving birth to her second child, Blake Lively has been enjoying her private life in upstate New York with husband Ryan Reynolds. Even though she hasn’t been spotted out and about in NYC or Los Angeles doesn’t mean these cities aren’t coming to her! E! News can exclusively reveal that one of Blake’s besties, Taylor Swift , visited the parents of two last weekend.

A source tells us exclusively that the “Style” songstress traveled to Pound Ridge, New York, and spent three or four days with the couple. T. Swift also visited the couple at the hospital shortly after Blake gave birth.

3-4 DAYS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AND HOW COME WE NEVER GET PICS OF HER “VISITING” BLAKE AND RYAN LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON FOLKS?

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Also, this dvd just came out for Blake:

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Moving on, Tay decided to tease her terrible concert in Austin, Texas oh gosh:

See you this weekend! @cota_official @f1 #USGP

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At rehearsals @cota_official @f1 #USGP

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Moreover, Taylor announced that she’s opening an exhibit in a NYC museum with a lot of her personal items in them wtf ew:

Taylor Swift fans in New York City are in for a treat starting November 18.

From that date through February, museum-goers will be able to indulge themselves in an exhibit curated by the 26-year-old singer herself, featuring items such as handwritten lyrics, the Moonman involved in the famous Kanye West interruption, her elegant Met gala gowns, AND stage costumes from her 1989 World Tour.

The exhibit, called “The Taylor Swift Experience,” started at the Grammy Museum in Los Angeles back in 2014 and is now temporarily switching up its location due to its high demand – it’s the museum’s most popular exhibit of all time, according to Billboard!

Fans can purchase tickets early through Ticketmaster here.

OH GOSH HER IDIOT FANS ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY

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Moving on, in New York, Tay decided to close down an entire gym all to herself instead of being the selfless person she claims to be and open it for others:

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REALLY TAY REALLY

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Oh and we later found out that Tay had a cold and guess what I found out, too:

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Later on, Tay performed in Austin and decided to sing her ex-beard’s song This is what you came for:

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WOW SHE SOUNDS TERRIBLE WITH & WITHOUT A COLD

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Moving on, Taylor and her army of skanks decided to make Drake’s birthday about them oh gosh:

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WHY THE HELL ARE ALL THESE BITCHES DRESSED UP AS HOOKERS AND STRIPPERS?

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Funny, how Haim is hanging out with Tay (after not hanging out since July), before this was announced about one of the sisters:

From the album’s co-producers, BloodPop and Mark Ronson, to Josh Homme, Haim bassist Este Haim, Father John Misty, Florence Welch and a number of players in Sharon Jones’ band — not to mention two rock scions (Harper Simon and Sean Lennon) — we took a deep dive into the liner notes of the album, to find out who pitched in on which songs. (All tracks produced by Gaga, BloodPop and Ronson unless otherwise noted.)

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Also, about Karlie hanging out with her girlfriend, this was announced about Karlie:

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Online mega-retailer eBay recently teamed up with social influencers, including supermodel Karlie Kloss, to highlight the brand’s focus on new items.

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And, about famewhore and terrible Halston Sage (who the fuck is this bitch?) hanging out with Tay, she’s currently promoting this:

If you post wearing this tee @michaelkors will donate 50 meals to children in need! #WatchHungerStop

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And, about why Taylor randomly decided to show up at Drake’s party, this was announced:

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Also, guess what!? Drake is a Republic Records artist as well!

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That’s it for the misadventures of Taylor Alison Swift (for now). Oh gosh, this bitch just keeps stooping to new lows like I don’t know how her stupid ass fans aren’t seeing, but man. But, oh gosh really Taylor? Using Serena and Zoe like that so that you could do damage control like seriously? How do people not see she’s a racist bitch? Also, why do you swifties still like her? Like, it’s obvious she doesn’t care about any of you and she just uses you guys for your money and whatnot. I’m still waiting on how she inspires all of you. Like, how does she inspire you guys? By attacking other woman or refusing to come out of the closet? Like, which one is it guys? Anyway, bye guys and I’ll be back for November to tell you more about the stupid cunt. Bye guys!

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Hailee Steinfeld’s thirsty ass resurfaces

Good day, my beautiful and awesome readers! Nat is back to tell you more secrets about everyone’s favorite manipulative bitch Taylor Alison Swift. But today, I’m gonna talk about somebody else. Former faux friend squad member Hailee Steinfeld decided to name drop Tay in an interview and I’m gonna tell you all about it:

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While in an interview with BBC America, Hailee decided to show her thirsty ass (yet again), by saying she still “spoke” to Taylor:

“We try to [speak a lot] [in a WhatsApp convo]. It’s so crazy being all over the world at the same time and rarely being in the same place at the same time. But it’s so much fun to stay in contact and find each other along the way and all get caught up,” she shared.

Hailee added, “When we are all together it does feel like a big reunion, and it normally happens to be when we are all dressed up and look a lot nicer than we normally do, so it looks a lot cooler than it is.”

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Also, didn’t you just say this about 2 months ago:

“I think people think we spend a lot more time together than we actually do!

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BTW, how hilarious that she’s name-dropping her after her music video for “Starving” dropped:

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and the red band trailer for her film, “Edge of Seventeen” dropping as well:

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Moreover, this was just announced for Hailee:

iHeart Radio just announced tons of musical acts for their upcoming Jingle Ball tour and you’re going to need to check out one of these concerts!

Justin Bieber, Britney Spears andBruno Mars are among the huge names on the bill and are all headed to the Los Angeles date of the tour!

Other acts performing on the tour include Fifth Harmony, Shawn Mendes, Niall Horan, Meghan Trainor, The Chainsmokers, Alessia Cara, Charlie Puth, Daya and Hailee Steinfeld!

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Also,  don’t forget that Hailee and Taylor’s record labels are connected through Universal Music Group:

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That’s it for this post. Oh gosh, does this mean we’re gonna get an Hailee & Taylor photo op soon? Ughhh, I thought we were done with them. Well, Hailee’s music career is not going the way she thought it would and so a photo op with Tay would help her new single go straight to #1. But, someone needs to tell Hailee not to confuse everyone with her statements. Like 1st, you tell everyone that you and Taylor were faux friends, but now you’re “texting each other” through some stupid app, none of y’all probably even use, like which one is it bitch!? That’s it for me folks. But, I will be back with more info about the stupid bitch soon enough!  Also, I’d like to thank you guys for finally helping me reach 10,000 views!!!! You’re the best!!!!! Bye now!

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Demi disses Tay and the bitch wishes Dakota Johnson a happy birthday (wtf)

Hello everyone! I’m back with more news about everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Alison Swift. Today in her dramatic adventures, I’m gonna talk about how amazing singer Demi Lovato shading Tay’s faux friends and the cunt wishing terrible actress Dakota Johnson a happy birthday (huh). Let me get started on that post for ya:

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Just about 2 days ago, Demi gave an interview to Glamour Magazine where she decided to diss Taylor and her faux friends haha:

“Just speaking out. I’m not afraid to talk about the fact that women get paid less than men in the United States and how unfair that is. Talking about it at all is doing the work. And I think every woman does her part in some way. But I think in certain situations, certain people could be doing more if they’re going to claim that as part of their brand. To be honest, and this will probably get me in trouble, I don’t see anybody in any sort of squad that has a normal body. It’s kind of this false image of what people should look like. And what they should be like, and it’s not real…. It’s not realistic. And I think that having a song and a video about tearing Katy Perry down, that’s not women’s empowerment. We all do things that aren’t, but I have to ask myself, Am I content with calling myself a feminist? Yes, because I speak out.”

AND, THIS IS WHY DEMI LOVATO IS MY FAVE

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Demi also tweeted this when she got unnecessary hate for telling the truth:

 

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After that, Tay tried to do more damage control by wishing horrible 50 Shades of Grey actress Dakota Johnson a happy birthday (when did those 2 become faux friends lol):

🎂❤️ Happy birthday❤️🎂 @dakotajohnson #facetimefamilyphoto @taylorswift

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IDK WHAT’S MORE FUNNIER ABOUT THIS PIC: THEIR UGLY FAKE SMILES OR THE FACT THIS LOOKS JUST AWKWARD AS HELL

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Also, it’s funny how this happened after this was just announced about Cara:

SHE’S A “STRONG ADVOCATE FOR GIRLS & WOMAN EVERYWHERE”

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And, before some new photos got released from Cara’s upcoming flop I mean movie Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets:

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OH GOSH THAT WIG ON DANE DEHAAN LOOKS AWFUL & CARA IS PLAYING A SPECIAL OPERATIVE FOR THE GOVERNMENT

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Also, this was just announced for Dakota:

It sadly went a little under the radar, but Luca Guadagnino’s A Bigger Splash was one of my very favourite films of 2015, a heady, sexy and charismatic exploration of desire.

Two of its four main leads, Tilda Swinton and Dakota Johnson will be back for the director’s next film, a remake of Dario Argento’s classic, pink-hued 1977 horror, Suspiria.

Joining them will be Carrie’s Chloë Grace Moretz and Nymphomaniac Vol. II’s Mia Goth, according to Variety, in what is a passion project for Guadagnino and something he’s been trying to get off the ground for a while.

The original regularly still makes ‘best horror movies’ lists, centring on a prestigious dance academy in Germany that it becomes clear is more sinister than it initially appears after a spate of murders.

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That’s it for hilarious news day. But, omg just go Demi with shading Taylor. Idk why people are dissing her and saying she’s “skinny-shaming” what the actual fuck. Sit down bitches. Also, oh gosh Taylor is gonna start being faux friends with Dakota Johnson now lol. Wow, her faux friend squad is getting basic by the minute. But, I think I know why she’s including her in her faux friend squad. She wants a song on the Fifty Shades Darker album, so that it could not only become a success, it can also get nominated for an Oscar, just like what happened to Earned It by The Weeknd. I’m gonna laugh if that happens omfg. Also, let’s not forget that her record label Big Machine Records is distributed by Universal Music Group and that Universal Pictures is the film studio that distributes the 50 Shades films. Just sayin. Well, that’s it for me today, but I will be back with more about the stupid bitch.

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I reviewed the rest of September 2016!

Hello, hello, hello my amazing and beautiful readers! Nat is back with more news about everyone’s favorite closeted homegirl Taylor Alison Swift. Today, I’m gonna review the rest of what happened in September. So, strap on those seat-belts, because this is gonna be a bumpy ride! Good luck getting past this one!

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On September 15th, Taylor documented her “girls night” with faux friend Martha Hunt and her Tay’s cat Meredith wtf:

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Also, it’s funny how this happened before Martha’s new Victoria’s Secret pics came out:

and before this was announced:

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Moving on, Kelsea Ballerini (who hasn’t even seen Tay since April lol) tweeted this:

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Ironic how Kelsea tweeted this before her new single came out:

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The next day things got pretty terrible for Tay: Her ex-beard Calvin Harris released his new single My Way oh dear hahahahhahhahah:

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This is what Calvin said in an interview when asked what the song is about:

“[The] song’s kind of about breaking out of a situation that you thought was a good thing. Then, you’re way more comfortable out of it,” Calvin told iHeartRadio. “And it could be anything. It could be a job, or it could be a relationship. I had kind of the idea for the concept for a few years, but I didn’t know how to work out how it sounded.”

A SITUATION HUH? KIND OF LIKE YOUR FAUXLATIONSHIP WITH THAT BITCH?

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Then in random news, Reese Witherspoon decided to namedrop Taylor in an interview while promoting her new movie Sing:

In Reese‘s upcoming animated film Sing, she voices a pig with 25 piglets who enters a singing competition. Reese had to perform her own versions of Taylor‘s “Shake It Off” and Katy‘s “Firework” for the role – but she wasn’t sure if she did the songs justice!

“I actually told both of them,” Reese told E! News at the 2016 Toronto International Film Festival. “I saw them and said, ‘Please don’t hold it against me because I did the best I could.’ I was like, ‘I have really a lot of respect for how hard you girls work.’”

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After that mess, Tay was spotted hanging out in Nashville with her mom Andrea and her faux friend Lily Aldridge lol:

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TAY QUIT STICKING OUT YOUR TOUNGE LIKE THAT AND LOL AT LILY’S FAKE SMILE

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Funny, how we got this hangout before Lily’s interviews with Forbes, Elle UK & The Telegraph came out:

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Moreover, Taylor continued her damage control tour by donating to Louisiana again:

Taylor Swift pledged to donate $1 million to Louisiana flood relief earlier this year and she’s following through on her promise!

The 26-year-old superstar has already given $50,000 to the Greater Baton Rouge Food Bank and just made another donation.

Taylor gave an additional $50,000 to Ascension Public Schools, which still has five schools that are closed due to damages from the flood.

“We are overwhelmed by the generosity of those wanting to help our students. We are particularly honored that Taylor Swift is reaching out to us. Her investment in our children will have far reaching impacts as we recover from the flood,” the district’s superintendent David Alexander said in a statement.

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Continuing on her pathetic little damage control tour, she congratulated America’s Got Talent winner Grace Vanderwaal on her win oh dear:

I WONDER WHO GAVE HER THOSE FLOWERS? TAYLOR OR TREE?

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Also, I need to tell you some things:

Remember, how I told you that Taylor’s record label is Big Machine Records?

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Well, guess who distributes Big Machine Records!?

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And, guess what channel airs America’s Got Talent!?

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Moving onto her famewhore ex-beard: Tom Hiddleston decided to name drop the cunt during the Emmys red carpet:

The 35-year-old actor was asked a question about his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift on the red carpet at the Emmys and he politely answered.

Tom was asked by People if he and Taylor are still friends.

“Yes. Yes, we are,” he replied with a smile.

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After that hilarious lie, Tom lost the Emmy to Courtney B. Vance who rightly deserved it:

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GO COURTNEY B. VANCE!

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Then, Luke Windsor, I mean a source claimed that Tom got flirty with Quantico star Priyanka Chopra wtf:

The 35-year-old The Night Manager actor, who just split from girlfriend Taylor Swift, and the 34-year-old Quantico actress were “openly flirting with each other” at the Governor’s Ball, according to E! News.

“Tom had his arm around her and held her close. Afterwards, Tom and Priyanka talked closely and were holding hands at one point for a few moments,” an eyewitness said. “Priyanka fixed Tom‘s bow-tie and then the two kissed on both cheeks.”

The stars were seen giving each other their phones to exchange numbers before leaving the event.

“Priyanka and Tom said goodbye and she told him that she will see him later,” the source revealed. “They left the event about a minute after each other.”

OH GOSH LUKE, I KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO PROVE TO THE WORLD THAT YOUR BF IS STRAIGHT, BUT DON’T DRAG PRIYANKA INTO THIS STUNT JUST DON’T

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Funny, how we got all of this news about Tay & Priyanka before Tom’s Gucci photoshoot came out:

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WHY DO THE DOGS LOOK BETTER THAN HIM IN THESE PICS?

And, his Interview Magazine photoshoot too:

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IS HE TRYING TO GET CAST IN MAGIC MIKE 3 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

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Furthermore, Austin Swift decided to namedrop his sister too oh wow:

“When we were kids, I saw Taylor write songs every day for years when there was no one to play them to,” Austin told People.

Austin went on to reveal that when he was in middle school, the siblings spent their spring break in Nashville, where he remembers “watching her go door-to-door dropping off demo CD’s at labels that never called.”

“[I] was there when she was performing at karaoke contests and in the corners of parties with the same enthusiasm she now plays to stadiums full of her fans,” he added. “Having seen that example, how much goes in, how long it took … That’s always going to be bedrock for who I am and who I want to be.”

OH GOSH QUIT LYING ABOUT HOW YOUR SISTER HAD TO “STRUGGLE” TO GET WHERE SHE IS WE ALL KNOW YOUR FATHER BOUGHT HER SINGING CAREER FOR HER SO AUSTIN

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Moving on, it’s now reported that Zac Efron wants to date the cunt what the actual fuck?

“He has been letting his friends know that he is down to see what Taylor is all about. He likes her music and thinks she is sexy so he is telling friends he is curious what it would be like to have Taylor Swift as a girlfriend.”

OH GOSH WERE HIS PUBLICISTS ON CRACK WHEN THEY WROTE THIS?

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Also Zac, please don’t sign that contract! You could do better than to fake date that bitch!

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In some more news about the stupid bitch, Taylor was spotted partying at Apple Music exec Jimmy Iovine’s wife Liberty Ross’ party:

She was also spotted partying with Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow wtf:

Gwyneth Paltrow was dancing with Taylor Swift and hanging out with her a lot,” a source told Us Weekly. “They seemed like good friends. Taylor was in an amazing mood and very social.”

THEN, WHERE ARE THE PICS AND VIDEOS OF THESE 2 SUPPOSEDLY “DANCING” TOGETHER THEN

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Also, it’s funny how we’re getting this news after this was announced:

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Oh, and the real reason why Taylor was at this party:

You all remember her little Apple deal right?

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Moreover, Kim Kardashian decided to diss Tay once again ahahhahahhaha:

“Ugh, do we really have to talk about Taylor Swift?…I’m so over it. If it were up to Kanye, it all would probably never have come out. He can handle it, he has no hard feelings. He doesn’t even really care. I just wanted to protect my husband. I saw him getting a lot of sh*t….It wasn’t even about a look or anything, or to have this feud — it was like, ‘OK, here’s the truth.’ Done. Let’s all move on. I feel like I don’t want to talk about her anymore.”

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Speaking of her gay husband, Kanye West decided to make his audicence in Nashville repeat the famous line he wrote about Taylor in which she denied that she approved of it even though Kim recorded their phone convo in which she did approve of it lol and some shouted fuck Taylor Swift hahahahhahaha:

GO KANYE & NASHVILLE

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Later on in September, Tay was spotted hanging out with her faux BFF Cara Delevingne (Even though, they haven’t seen each other since July lol):

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LOVE HOW THEY BARELY LOOK HAPPY TOGETHER AND WTF ARE THOSE 2 WEARING

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Also, Cara was spotted going into Tay’s NYC apartment along with her publicists:

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FUNNY HOW WE’RE GETTING THIS HANGOUT AFTER CARA’S PUMA AD CAME OUT:

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Moving on, Lorde (wait when was the last time she’s seen the bitch? lol) was also papped going out of Tay’s apartment lol:

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Ironic how we got this photo op a month after this was announced:

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Also, Lorde was also at that dinner with Tay and Cara alongside her other faux friends like Jack Antonoff (who she hasn’t even seen since April), model and Bradley Cooper’s former beard Suki Waterhouse (wtf) and actresses Sienna Miller & Brooke Shields (huh?)

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I LOVE HOW A LOT OF THEM LOOK DRUNK, THIRSTY AND COMPLETELY UNHAPPY

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Let me tell you why this random bunch of bitches all hungout together:

Jack just worked on a project with his sister:

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Jack is also helping Lorde with her new album:

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Also, look what I found out about Jack!

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And, you all remember who the queen of Sony is right?

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Onto Suki Waterhouse: this was just announced for her!

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On why Brooke Shields randomly showed up:

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Finally on why Sienna Miller was there: her new movie Live By Night had a trailer release!

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After this random dinner, it was reported that Tay & Calvin are “friends” again if they were even “friends” in the very 1st place:

It sounds like Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris have buried the hatchet!

According to TMZ, the 26-year-old “Wildest Dreams” singer and 32-year-old Scottish DJ are back on speaking terms.

The former couple reportedly started texting again and “put an end to their drama.”

It’s not known who sent the first text, but things seem to be cool between them now. Although, this does not mean that they are back together.

In fact, they allegedly haven’t talked on the phone or seen each other in person. It’s all via text.

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OH GOSH CALVIN WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE YOUR SINGLE GOT TO #1, BECAUSE IT’S CURRENTLY #24 HAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

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Moreover, Blake Lively gave birth to her 2nd child and guess what she did merely seconds after her child was born? No, she didn’t name her baby. She decided to make the birth about Taylor in the article instead of you know talking about her new born child!

Taylor Swift has reportedly just rushed to a Manhattan hospital following the birth of her BFF Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds‘ new baby, according to Page Six.

The baby, whose gender and name are yet unknown, marks the second child for the actors, who are already parents to their 21-month-old daughter James.

Last month, the couple threw a baby shower at the Bedford Post Inn in Westchester, NY, and Tay made sure to attend!

Blake and Taylor‘s friendship goes way back to December 2015 when the two besties hung out in Australia together and shared lots of jumping pictures and koala pictures to prove it!

The pair also had a blast in bikinis this past Fourth of July at Taylor‘s annual celebrity-filled party at her home in Rhode Island.

Congrats to the happy couple and the newest member of Taylor‘s squad!

OH GOSH WHO WROTE THIS ARTICLE? TAYLOR, TREE OR BLAKE? AND, IDK WHAT’S FUNNIER? HOW THE MEDIA THINKS THEY’VE BEEN “BEST FRIENDS ” FOR 50 YEARS EVEN THOUGH THEY’VE ONLY HUNGOUT TOGETHER IN DECEMBER 2015 & JULY 2016 OR HOW THEY’R ALREADY CLAIMING HOW THE BABY IS GONNA BE TAY’S NEW FAUX FRIEND

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Also, I’m surprised there hasn’t been an article about how Taylor is gonna be the “godmother” to Blake and Ryan’s new baby. But, don’t worry guys it’s coming don’t worry.

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That’s it for the messed up month of September. Oh gosh, Idk how her dumbass fans aren’t seeing through her deceitful act she’s putting on. Like, how dumb are you guys? Like seriously. But, I already feel so bad for Blake & Ryan’s baby. That baby is gonna be exploited for Taylor’s damage control tour. Blake, Ryan & Taylor can all go fuck themselves. Also, Blake is starting to make Jaime King look like America’s Sweetheart smh. But, oh gosh, I wonder what October is gonna bring. What will Taylor do next? Put on a concert for Louisiana? Pull a Beyonce & release a surprise album for her idiot fans? I wouldn’t be surprised if she did that. I mean, she already ripped off Lana Del Rey for 1989 so ripping off Beyonce wouldn’t bother her in the least. But oh gosh, I hope Zac doesn’t sign that contract. He would not only be ruining his career by doing that, but also out himself in the process, so please don’t do it. Goodbye everyone and I’ll be back soon with more info about that bitch!

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