Hello everyone! I’m back with more news about everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Alison Swift. Today in her dramatic adventures, I’m gonna talk about how amazing singer Demi Lovato shading Tay’s faux friends and the cunt wishing terrible actress Dakota Johnson a happy birthday (huh). Let me get started on that post for ya:
Just about 2 days ago, Demi gave an interview to Glamour Magazine where she decided to diss Taylor and her faux friends haha:
“Just speaking out. I’m not afraid to talk about the fact that women get paid less than men in the United States and how unfair that is. Talking about it at all is doing the work. And I think every woman does her part in some way. But I think in certain situations, certain people could be doing more if they’re going to claim that as part of their brand. To be honest, and this will probably get me in trouble, I don’t see anybody in any sort of squad that has a normal body. It’s kind of this false image of what people should look like. And what they should be like, and it’s not real…. It’s not realistic. And I think that having a song and a video about tearing Katy Perry down, that’s not women’s empowerment. We all do things that aren’t, but I have to ask myself, Am I content with calling myself a feminist? Yes, because I speak out.”
AND, THIS IS WHY DEMI LOVATO IS MY FAVE
Demi also tweeted this when she got unnecessary hate for telling the truth:
After that, Tay tried to do more damage control by wishing horrible 50 Shades of Grey actress Dakota Johnson a happy birthday (when did those 2 become faux friends lol):
IDK WHAT’S MORE FUNNIER ABOUT THIS PIC: THEIR UGLY FAKE SMILES OR THE FACT THIS LOOKS JUST AWKWARD AS HELL
Also, it’s funny how this happened after this was just announced about Cara:
SHE’S A “STRONG ADVOCATE FOR GIRLS & WOMAN EVERYWHERE”
And, before some new photos got released from Cara’s upcoming flop I mean movie Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets:
OH GOSH THAT WIG ON DANE DEHAAN LOOKS AWFUL & CARA IS PLAYING A SPECIAL OPERATIVE FOR THE GOVERNMENT
Also, this was just announced for Dakota:
It sadly went a little under the radar, but Luca Guadagnino’s A Bigger Splash was one of my very favourite films of 2015, a heady, sexy and charismatic exploration of desire.
Two of its four main leads, Tilda Swinton and Dakota Johnson will be back for the director’s next film, a remake of Dario Argento’s classic, pink-hued 1977 horror, Suspiria.
Joining them will be Carrie’s Chloë Grace Moretz and Nymphomaniac Vol. II’s Mia Goth, according to Variety, in what is a passion project for Guadagnino and something he’s been trying to get off the ground for a while.
The original regularly still makes ‘best horror movies’ lists, centring on a prestigious dance academy in Germany that it becomes clear is more sinister than it initially appears after a spate of murders.
That’s it for hilarious news day. But, omg just go Demi with shading Taylor. Idk why people are dissing her and saying she’s “skinny-shaming” what the actual fuck. Sit down bitches. Also, oh gosh Taylor is gonna start being faux friends with Dakota Johnson now lol. Wow, her faux friend squad is getting basic by the minute. But, I think I know why she’s including her in her faux friend squad. She wants a song on the Fifty Shades Darker album, so that it could not only become a success, it can also get nominated for an Oscar, just like what happened to Earned It by The Weeknd. I’m gonna laugh if that happens omfg. Also, let’s not forget that her record label Big Machine Records is distributed by Universal Music Group and that Universal Pictures is the film studio that distributes the 50 Shades films. Just sayin. Well, that’s it for me today, but I will be back with more about the stupid bitch.