Tay and Drake rumors, Taylor makes Ryan Reynolds’ birthday about her and her immature Halloween bash

Hello, my amazing readers! I’m back with more news about everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Alison Swift. Today in her dramatic adventures, I’m gonna discuss those pesky Drake rumors (what the actual fuck), her making her faux friend Ryan Reynolds’ birthday about her ofc (so pathetic) and her stupid Halloween bash (why does she always throw these immature parties? I wonder what her 30th birthday is gonna look like in 2019 omg). Let’s celebrate the beginning of November and let me get started on that post for ya:

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On October 28th, it was announced that Tay had met Drake’s mom (what is up with her meeting her beard’s moms after 5 days of dating wtf):

The 26-year-old singer attended the rapper’s 30th birthday party this past weekend and she was introduced to his mom Sandi Graham at the event. She was joined at the party by a bunch of her gal pals.

Sources close to the stars confirmed to Gossip Cop that the two entertainers are “just friends” and any speculation otherwise is not true.

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As you all know, Taylor and Drake’s record labels are both under the Universal Music Group umbrella:

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Well, guess what else I found out!? Drake also has a partnership with Apple Music! Take a look:

The hip-hop artist’s latest music available through Apple is a big hit.

It turns out that Drake’s relationship with Apple is going quite well.

The hip-hop musician sold 632,000 copies of his new album, Views, during its first 24 hours of availability in Apple’s iTunes store, The Wall Street Journal reported. Over the first five days on sale, Drake sold more than 1 million albums through iTunes while Apple Music users streamed the album more than 250 million times, according to the article.

Drake has been one of the more prominent musicians to endorse Apple Music over the years. Last year, he served as an onstage spokesman at Apple’s AAPL -1.81% Worldwide Developers Conference when the company unveiled Apple Music. Since then, he has aired radio shows on Apple Music’s Beats 1 radio station and let Apple use his tracks in several Apple Music ads.

The Apple Music promotion is part of a broader deal Drake is said to have signed with Apple last year for $19 million. The deal included him promoting Apple Music and apparently some exclusivity that includes his work with Beats 1 and his decision to initially offer online album sales and streaming of Views only through Apple.

And, you all probably know by now who else has a partnership with Apple Music right? Oh, you don’t? Well, take a look at this:

“Different year, different partner.” That is an accurate description of the industry maneuvering behind Apple Music’s new relationship with Taylor Swift and the pair’s just-announced exclusive on a 1989 tour documentary.

Those looking for greater meaning in the Swift/Apple partnership can look at it as a changing of the guard; many of the most popular artists have shunned streaming services over the years. Occasionally a band like Metallica or Led Zeppelin would bring their catalogs exclusively to Spotify to great fanfare. And occasionally an artist successful enough to rile their distributors, from Thom Yorke to Adele, would keep their music off streaming services for one reason or another. Now Swift, an outspoken critic of Spotify who has routinely kept her newest music off streaming services, is going with Apple Music to release new content.

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Moving on now to Taylor Swift’s birthday party I mean Ryan Reynolds’ birthday party:

Ryan Reynolds was celebrating his 40th birthday party with his famewhore wife Blake Lively and he posted this pic on Instagram:

Taylor being the famewhore she is decided to drop this comment:

“Thanks guys, Now I’m drowning in tears of joy,” Taylor commented on the pic.

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Also, I love how didn’t even respond to her unnecessary comment and I love how Blake didn’t even say anything either. Goes to show such “great” friends they all truly are huh?

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Now onto some great news, Katy Perry filmed herself dancing to the song Famous (you know the song where Kanye disses the bitch) at one of his concerts lol:

GO KATY PERRY!

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Now onto the Halloween Bash oh gosh lol:

On October 31st, Tay was spotted celebrating Halloween with her faux friends Martha Hunt, Gigi Hadid, Camila Cabello (who she hasn’t even seen since April OMFG), Lily Donaldson, Emmie Gundler and Kennedy Raye:

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OH GOSH WTF IS HAPPENING IN THESE PICS AND WHY ARE THE DRESSED SO YOUNGER THAN THEY LOOK OMFG

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Taylor even commented this on her Instagram about her costume oh dear lol:

“Thanks @vancityreynolds for this costume, you’re the BEST deadpool inside contact ever!”

and Blake realizing she needed to make this about herself also, commented this on the pic:

“#HusbandUpgrade,”

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Funny, how this happened after the trailer for Ryan’s new movie Life (co-starring Jake Gyllenhaal aka Tay’s ex beard) dropped:

and after it was announced that Blake’s terrible movie All I see is you found a distributing film studio:

Open Road Films has acquired all U.S. rights to the drama thriller “All I See Is You,” directed by Marc Forster and starring Blake Lively and Jason Clarke. They will release the film nationwide August 4, 2017. It world-premiered at this year’s Toronto International Film Festival.

OH GOSH THAT FILM IS OPENING THE SAME DAY AS ALIEN: COVENANT THAT’S SO NOT GOING TO FLOP

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Gigi also had this to say about the bash:

“It was really cool, we were all working so my friend had a little, like, girls’ night at her house. We had chips and guacamole and pizza,” she explained.

Gigi later added, “I had a really, really intense costume planned and then I said, maybe I’ll save it. So then I found a cub scout shirt in Japan at a vintage store, and I made a costume out of it.”

DID SHE REALLY SAY THAT WE WERE ALL WORKING OMFG

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Now let me tell you why the rest of these bitches all needed publicity shall we:

Martha, Gigi & Lily all have the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show coming up:

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Lily Donaldson has been in the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show since 2010 and the 29-year-old British model will be back in 2016.

The Hadids are going to Paris! Not only will Gigi Hadid walk the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show runway for the second year in a row, but her sister, Bella Hadid, will join her.

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Camila the cunt just released a new song:

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and you all know why Tay is hanging out with Camila and that Kennedy Raye chick right:

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and don’t forget that Taylor and 5th Harmony are both under the Sony umbrella:

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That’s it for this ridiculous post bitches. Oh gosh, Taylor is getting more ridiculous and immature by the minutes. Like, are you even sure you’re 26 Tay? Because, you’re acting like a 12 year old girl stuck in a grown ass woman’s body. Like, seriously you’re the same age as Ashley Benson and Elizabeth Olsen and they act 10x mature than you, bitch. Are you scared by the time you reach 30 that your stupid fans won’t buy your immature and terrible music anymore and you think a mid life crisis is gonna get you through life? It didn’t work for Johnny Depp, it’s not going to work for you, cunt. But, oh gosh does this mean she’s gonna go to the Victoria’s Secret show and take away the attention from her faux friends? I wouldn’t be surprised if she did that shit, I mean she did it to Gigi back in September so she wouldn’t have any remorse doing it again. Bye bye everyone and I can’t wait until December, because I’m gonna cook up a great birthday post about the stupid bitch. Bye everyone!
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