I report the rest of November 2016!

Good morning my amazing and beautiful readers. I’m finally back with more news about everyone’s favorite drama queen Taylor Alison Swift. Today in her dramatic fairytale adventures of doom, I’m gonna talk about why she and her ex-beards Calvin Harris and Tom Hiddleston are on good terms (wtf), her reportedly shading Katy Perry at the Met Ball (petty bitch), Eddie Redmayne denying that they ever dated (lol), The AMAs exposing Tay and Drake’s publicity stunt (omg) and how she made Gigi and Selena’s AMAS news about herself. (Never change Tay) Let me serve that one right up for you:

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On November 14th, it was announced that Tay was on “good terms” with ex-beards, Calvin Harris and Tom Hiddleston hahhahahahahhahaa:

A new report claims that the 26-year-old singer has already written songs about the 35-year-old actor, as well as her other ex-boyfriend Calvin Harris.

But, they reportedly aren’t mean-spirited breakup tracks.

“[Taylor] has spoken to Adam on text,” a source told E! News, adding that it’s less about “getting back together” and “more of a friendly check-in.”

The source also said, “She also is on good terms with Tom at this point.”

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Also, it’s funny how it was announced that she was on good terms with both guys, because this was just announced about Cal:

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and this trailer was just released for Tom:

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Moving on, according to annoying Bravo famewhore Andy Cohen, Tay reportedly shaded Katy Perry ughhhhhh:

“Why I felt I needed to get involved I will never know (maybe I was auditioning for her squad?) but I innocently said exactly the wrong thing to her, which was, ‘Your friend Katy is sitting in the corner and there’s plenty of room around her,’” he wrote.

Taylor then reportedly responded, “Katy who?”

“I said, ‘Perry,’ at which point she clearly let me know that she’s the exact opposite of her friend,” Andy went on.

He added that Taylor asked him not to repeat the exchange on his show. However, “She didn’t threaten me about putting it in my book,” he explained. “So here we are.”

WOW, IF THIS IS ALL TRUE (WHICH I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED ABOUT, BECAUSE BAD BLOOD HELLO), THEN TAY,

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Moreover, Oscar winner Eddie Redmayne was just on Andy’s talk show Watch What Happens Live and was asked about those pesky dating rumors involving him and Taylor omg check it out:

WOW SO HE BASICALLY CONFIRMED SHE AUDITIONED FOR LES MIS AND LOST THE ROLE TO SAMANTHA BARKS I CAN’T LOL GO EDDIE

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Now onto the AMAS stuff oh dear:

To make Gigi’s hosting gig about herself, I mean to wish her faux friend good luck on her hosting gig, Tay decided to put this on Instagram:

OH GOSH IDK WHAT’S MORE AWKARD: THIS PIC CONTAINING GIGI’S FAKE SMILE OR THE FACT THAT SHE’S TAKING ATTENTION AWAY FROM HER FAUX FRIEND

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BTW, how ironic that Tay did this for Gigi before this gig:

“Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid and Karlie Kloss (!) Return to Victoria’s Secret Runway; Irina Shayk Makes Her VS Debut”

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During the AMAS, the producers decided to show this awkward ass commercial:

and then they decided to show this other awkward ass commercial:

AMAS, WERE YOU GUYS TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING LAST NIGHT?

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Anyway, Tay being her bitchy self decided to ofc make Selena’s win all about her wow:

BTW THAT CHEERING IS COMING FROM THE SAME BITCH WHO DIDN’T SUPPORT HER FAUX FRIEND WHEN SHE WAS IN REHAB

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That’s it for this post. Oh gosh, the AMAS were just terrible last night to Gigi’s terrible hosting gig to Selena’s discount Mother Theresa speech like wtf was that shit last night. And, don’t even get me started on how Selena beat both ADELE & RIHANNA like can you say rigged? Anyway, oh gosh I’m not excited for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show that’s coming up, because not only will there be basic nepotism models walking the runway, Taylor might make an unwelcome cameo at the event. But, I might laugh if she does like she doesn’t like any of her faux friends having attention doesn’t she? She loves to have the spotlight all to herself and no one else lol. Bitch needs help. Goodbye everyone and I hope you all have a great Thanksgiving!

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