Tay’s latest hangout with Lily (Who she hasn’t seen since October) and Abigail (Oh dear) and why she really went to Missouri to perform for that fan

Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman. Nat is finally back with news about everyone’s favorite immature bitch Taylor Alison Swift. Today, I’m gonna talk about her latest hangouts with Lily and Abigail. Also, I’m gonna tell you all why she went to Missouri to perform for a fan (Hint: It has something to do with that special friend of hers. You all know who I’m talking about.) And, Reese Witherspoon name-dropped Tay yet again (Geez, for an Oscar Winning actress she’s pretty thirsty lol). Let me get that post started for ya:

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On December 23rd, Tay was photographed hanging out with her faux friend Lily Aldridge with an unwelcome appearance by Abigail Anderson yuck:

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I LOVE HOW SHE’S HOLDING THEIR FACES SO TIGHTLY TO HER FACE LIKE THAT

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Moreover, funny how Tay and Lily are finally hanging out after not seeing each other for 2 months after this came out ON THE SAME DAY AS THE PICS OMFG:

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Now onto more Reese news yay (not):

The bitch name-dropped Tay yet again (Surpise, surprise):

“Country music is much easier for me,” Reese said on The Today Show, talking about singing for Walk the Line. “Singing Taylor‘s song ‘Shake It Off’ was really hard. I happened to run into her while I was making the movie and I was like, ‘I have a new appreciation for how hard you work.’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, I work really hard.’”

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BTW, YOU ALL KNOW REESE’S FILM SING CAME OUT AND IT’S A UNIVERSAL STUDIOS FILM RIGHT?

And, you all know about Taylor’s record label Big Machine Records being under the Universal Music Umbrella, right?

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Moving onto the Missouri thing:

Taylor flew to Missouri to sing to a WWII Vet named Cyrus Porter:

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BTW, LET ME TELL YOU ALL THE REAL REASON FOR THIS TRIP:

You guys all know about Tay’s girlfriend I mean special friend, Karlie Kloss right?

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DON’T THEY MAKE THE CUTEST COUPLE?

Anyway, Karlie was born in Chicago, but guess where she was raised?

Kloss, who was raised in St. Louis, stars in the luxury car company’s fall 2013 advertising campaign, “Untamed.” It debuted last week at Berlin’s fashion week. The Berlin edition of The Daily Front Row, the fashion industry’s guilty pleasure newspaper, featured Kloss alone on the cover with the headline: “Fashion Week begins … with Karlie.”

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That’s all everyone. I hope everyone had a great Christmas, Kwanza and Hanukkah! I’d also liked to take this moment to send love and kisses to Carrie Fisher and George Michaels’ families during this tragic time. May they both rest in piece. Anyway, wow Tay using a charity stunt to go and spend the holidays with your girlfriend. And, we’re supposed to be rooting for this heartless girl lol. Also, I wonder why Martha and Todrick didn’t spend time with Tay during Christmastime, since they’re both obsessed with her lol. Did they get sick of her or something like that? LOL. Moreover, goodbye everyone and I’ll be back soon to do my year of review for Tay. You guys are in for a real treat! Goodbye everyone!

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Happy Birthday to the stupidest bitch in the world!

Good morning my amazing readers. So sorry that I couldn’t post this on December 13th, I had to take care of my precious new dog. But, I’m happy to be back, because this is gonna be a very special post. Our precious white feminist ice queen Taylor Alison Swift turned 13 I mean 27 and I’ve decided to give her my own version of the best birthday present ever! Let me wrap it up and give it to you shall I?

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On December 13th, Taylor Alison Swift turned 27 years old (just 3 years from 30 yikes) and paid all of her faux friends to wish her a happy birthday lol:

Happy birthday…love you mucho ❤️

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I LIKE HOW A LOT OF THESE PICS ARE FROM PUBLIC EVENTS AND NOT EVEN PRIVATE

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She even paid some random people as well:

WTF KEVIN AND KATIE

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Now onto why Tay’s army of skanks wished her a happy birthday now:

After she wished Tay a happy birthday, Gigi announced this:

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Taylor’s girlfriend I mean Karlie just had her David Jones autumn/winter campaign come out (no pun intended):

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Martha’s Liu Jo SS17 campaign was just released:

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Tay’s faux token black friend Todrick just made an appearance on Harry:

and after his song was featured in the trailer for the new NBC show Emerald City (remember Universal owns NBC and remember who’s a part of Universal Music Group):

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After Ruby wished the bitch a happy birthday, it was announced that she’s in talks to star in Pitch Perfect 3 (the film series is also distributed by Universal Pictures, wonder how she she got the audition):

This is exciting casting news – Ruby Rose is in talks to join Pitch Perfect 3!

No plot details have been released yet and it is not yet known who Ruby will play in the movie, according to Variety.

Pitch Perfect 3 will be directed by Trish Sie, who is taking over for Elizabeth Banks after she dropped out of the director role due to her busy schedule. She will still reprise her role as Gail and produce the film.

Three actresses confirmed to return to the franchise are Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, and Brittany Snow.

Ruby is best known for her work on the third season of Orange Is the New Black and she will soon be seen opposite Vin Diesel in xXx: Return of Xander Cage.

SO NOT SEEING PITCH PERFECT 3 NOW

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Ruby’s Resident Evil: The Final Chapter poster also came out:

Resident Evil : The Final Chapter.

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NOT EVEN PHOTOSHOP CAN MAKE RUBY ROSE LOOK BADASS HOW AWKWARD

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Ruby also has this film coming in January:

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Now onto Jaime (these 2 are still faux friends wtf lol), Jaime announced this on her Instagram page:

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It was just announced that Blake’s husband Ryan Reynolds has been nominated for a Golden Globe (NBC is also the channel that airs the Golden Globes “sips tea”):

Best Motion Picture, Musical, or Comedy
20th Century Women
Deadpool
La La Land
Florence Foster Jenkins
Sing Street

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical, or Comedy
Ryan Gosling, La La Land
Ryan Reynolds, Deadpool
Colin Farrell, The Lobster
Hugh Grant, Florence Foster Jenkins
Jonah Hill, War Dogs

SO YOU KNOW BLAKE IS GONNA TRY TO STEAL THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM HER HUSBAND

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You all know why that Kennedy Raye girl, Camila Cabello and Todrick Hall wished Tay a happy birthday right?

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Lily Aldridge just promoted Sakara on her Twitter:

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For Camila, it was announced that 5th Harmony is releasing a 3rd album:

Fifth Harmony recently rocked the stage at the iHeartRadio Jingle Ball concert (Dec. 9) at Madison Square Garden. During a backstage interview with radio host Elvis Duran, the ladies revealed that they have a third album in the works.

“2017, it’s going to be popping,” promised 5H member Normani Hamilton. “We’re working on Jingle Ball right now, but the third album is definitely going to be so lit,” Dinah Jane Hansen added. “We’re really excited.”

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Onto why Kevin Costner and Katie Couric randomly wished the cunt a happy birthday lol:

Kevin has this movie coming out:

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Katie is currently in the middle of a lawsuit uh oh:

Lawyers for journalist Katie Couric are urging a federal judge to dismiss a $12 million defamation lawsuit filed by Virginia gun rights activists over what they call a misleading documentary edit.

The Virginia Citizens Defense League filed a lawsuit in September over Couric’s documentary “Under the Gun.”

The documentary shows nearly 10 seconds of silence after Couric asks members of the Virginia Citizens Defense League how felons or terrorists could be prevented from purchasing a gun without background checks. Activists can be heard on audio of the exchange responding to Couric’s question almost immediately.

In a motion to dismiss filed this week, Couric’s attorneys say that even if one doesn’t think the edit was appropriate, “it simply does not rise to the level of defamation.”

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She also just interviewed Edward Snowden:

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Now onto Zayn name-dropping Tay oh great ughhhhh:

Zayn talks about collaborating with the bitch for that terrible 50 Shades Darker song:

“We were kind of in separate places when I mentioned the idea to her. I spoke to her on the phone and she heard the song because (producer) Jack [Antonoff] had played it to her. So she really liked it and she went in the studio the next day,” he said.

Zayn added, “The interesting thing was she’s actually friends with Gi, so she already reached out because Jack had just played her the song anyway, just because we’d done it together and she really liked it…so I asked if she wanted to be on it and she was cool with it.”

WAIT WHAT YOU MENTIONED THE IDEA TO TAY, ZAYN? NICE TRY BITCH LOL AND TAY IS LISTED AS ONE OF THE SONGWRITERS ON THE SONG, DUMBASS LOL:

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Zayn also teased the music video for the song puke:

“There might be a video coming soon,” Zayn said. “Watch out for that. Yeah, hopefully [Taylor will be in it]. It might be a bit weird if it were someone else.”

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Now onto John Mayer shading Tay hahahhahahahhaha:

John tweeted this on Tay’s birthday lol:

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WOW, I CAN’T STAND JOHN BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS

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Now onto Reese Witherspoon name-dropping Tay go away bitch ughhhh:

Reese was on Ellen this week and talked about singing Taylor Swift and Katy Perry’s songs for her movie Sing oh dear lol:

“It was much harder. I grew up wanting to be a country music singer so the Walk The Line stuff was more in my heart,” the 40-year-old actress revealed while making an appearance on The Ellen Show, airing today (December 13). “This was really hard and I actually ran into Taylor and Katy while I was doing the movie and was like ‘you guys, this is really hard,’ and they were like ‘yeah, we know.’”

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You all know that Sing is a Universal Studios film right?

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That’s it for the birthday post. I wonder why Tay didn’t have Selena, Lorde, Lena or even Cara wish her a happy birthday. I wonder what happened with those faux friendships. Oh wait. I forgot. These “friendships” are as real as Tay’s implants and ass. My bad lol. But, oh gosh how are people not seeing that these faux friendships are fake like what’s the matter with you? But, Zayn oh gosh either you need more media training or you need to fire your publicist stat. Don’t start pulling a Hailee Steinfeld and confusing people with your lies. People are already confused and fed up by your past behavior in the last year and this year, just don’t. But, wow John Mayer that was hilarious. You get points from me man hahahahahahhahaha. Goodbye now and I’ll be back sooner than later, bitches!

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Tay’s mess of a Thanksgiving, the bitch is getting her own channel (TF?) and she’s doing a song with Zayn for Fifty Shades Darker (what the actual fuck?)

I have some great news guys! Guess who’s finally back to give you some more scoop about everyone’s favorite white feminist!? If you guessed Nat, you’re correct my friend. So sorry about the long ass break, I’ve been at work and I recently went to Cali to Universal Studios and Disneyland it was so much fun! But, now that I’m officially back, I’m gonna tell some shady stuff about Tay’s Thanksgiving, her getting her own channel on DirectTV (oh dear) and she’s doing a song with Zayn of all people for Fifty Shades Darker (hahahhahahahahha). Let’s get this post break party started:

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On November 23rd, Tay went to go “support” her faux friend Todrick Hall (who she hasn’t seen since August) at his broadway show Kinky Boots lol:

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IDK WHAT’S MORE AWKWARD? HOW STAGED THIS ALL LOOKS OR THEIR FAKE “HAPPY” FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OMFG

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Funny how this hangout happened before this was announced for Todrick:

The Broadway League has announced that Todrick Hall, now starring in Kinky Boots, will serve as a National Ambassador for the 2017 KIDS’ NIGHT ON BROADWAY, taking place in New York City on Tuesday, February 28th, 2017. Tickets to participating shows will go on sale to the public on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 at 10:30am.

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And, you all know why Tay is hanging out with Todrick after not seeing him for 3 1/2 months right?

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Now onto her messy Thanksgiving dinner lol:

Tay decided to prove that she wasn’t a racist this Thanksgiving by not only inviting her faux friends Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson, but she also invited Todrick oh dear:

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Happy Thanksgiving

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💞

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#mannequinchallenge @todrick @marthahunt @dr.jari @lilydonaldson @austinkingsleyswift @leahmccarthy

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Funny, how Lily and Martha hanged out with Tay before this little event:

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Moreover, it was announced that Tay is getting her very own channel on DirecTV ew:

Taylor Swift is getting her very own television show.

The 26-year-old “Blank Space” singer is teaming up with AT&T and their streaming service, DirecTV Now, according to Billboard.

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ALSO, PEOPLE ARE GETTING RID OF CABLE LEFT & RIGHT NOW, TAY HAHAHHAHHAAHA SO GOOD LUCK WITH THIS BUSINESS VENTURE THAT’S NOT GONNA WORK OUT

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And, no one is going to even want to pay for your channel, girl lol. For example:

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Now onto the most hilarious news ever:

Just yesterday, Tay dropped her new single from the upcoming film Fifty Shades Darker featuring no one other than Zayn hahhahahahahhaha:

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Z | T | 50 @zayn @fiftyshadesmovie #fiftyshadesdarker @itunes #idontwannaliveforever

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Also, this happened yesterday hahahhahahhaah:

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And, guess who Tay and Zayn paid to promote the song? You guessed it!

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Funny how this happened after Gigi won Model of the Year (how much did she pay for that award geez lol):

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and after Gigi and Lena spoke at a woman’s empowerment panel for Reebok what the actual fuck:

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And, you all know Lorde has been working on new music right?

Lorde has been hanging in New York City and it looks like she’s putting the finishing touches on her album!

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Also, never forget that Zayn and Tay are both RCA artists:

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Now onto horrible actor Ryan Reynolds name-dropping Tay wtf:

Ryan decided to talk about why he was making that uncomfortable face in that 4th of July pic for some odd reason lol:

When asked by Entertainment Weekly if he was actually upset in the photo, Ryan replied, “No, that’s a problem I’ve had all my life. If I’m not aware a photo is being taken, my natural resting face is one of a man dying.”

“I had no idea somebody was taking a photo,” he added. “Therefore I was resting comfortably in my persona of a man whose soul is visibly exiting this earth.”

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Funny, how this happened before Ryan was honored at a GQ event for being man of the year wtf lol:

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That is all for this posts. Oh gosh, I fucking predicted this I knew this was why she became faux friends with Dakota Johnson hahhahahahhaha. I should win an award or something like that man. I’m more psychic than Raven Baxter lol. But, oh gosh if she really thinks this song is going to get nominated for an Oscar just like what happened with The Weeknd than she’s more delusional than I thought lol. Also, I thought she was a so called “feminist”? Why is she doing a song for a movie about abuse? Oh wait. I forgot. She’s a white feminist and we all know they only care about issues when there’s something in store for them lol. But, oh Zayn I have no words for you anymore. You’re just a pathetic famewhore asshole now. And, can you guys just imagine them singing this live onstage. Oh gosh, I’m gonna laugh if they can actually be on the same stage together at the same time, because there would be so much ego on that stage lol. Moving on now, who the hell is even gonna watch that channel of hers? She’s probably gonna have her playing with her cats and doing boring shit like baking cupcakes hahhahahahahhaha. That’s it for this post and I will be back soon to celebrate the bitch’s 27th birthday (even though it seems like she’s turning 13). Goodbye now!

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