Tay’s mess of a Thanksgiving, the bitch is getting her own channel (TF?) and she’s doing a song with Zayn for Fifty Shades Darker (what the actual fuck?)

I have some great news guys! Guess who’s finally back to give you some more scoop about everyone’s favorite white feminist!? If you guessed Nat, you’re correct my friend. So sorry about the long ass break, I’ve been at work and I recently went to Cali to Universal Studios and Disneyland it was so much fun! But, now that I’m officially back, I’m gonna tell some shady stuff about Tay’s Thanksgiving, her getting her own channel on DirectTV (oh dear) and she’s doing a song with Zayn of all people for Fifty Shades Darker (hahahhahahahahha). Let’s get this post break party started:

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On November 23rd, Tay went to go “support” her faux friend Todrick Hall (who she hasn’t seen since August) at his broadway show Kinky Boots lol:

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IDK WHAT’S MORE AWKWARD? HOW STAGED THIS ALL LOOKS OR THEIR FAKE “HAPPY” FACIAL EXPRESSIONS OMFG

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Funny how this hangout happened before this was announced for Todrick:

The Broadway League has announced that Todrick Hall, now starring in Kinky Boots, will serve as a National Ambassador for the 2017 KIDS’ NIGHT ON BROADWAY, taking place in New York City on Tuesday, February 28th, 2017. Tickets to participating shows will go on sale to the public on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 at 10:30am.

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And, you all know why Tay is hanging out with Todrick after not seeing him for 3 1/2 months right?

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Now onto her messy Thanksgiving dinner lol:

Tay decided to prove that she wasn’t a racist this Thanksgiving by not only inviting her faux friends Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson, but she also invited Todrick oh dear:

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Happy Thanksgiving

A post shared by TODRICK (@todrick) on

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A post shared by Lily (@lilydonaldson) on

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Funny, how Lily and Martha hanged out with Tay before this little event:

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Moreover, it was announced that Tay is getting her very own channel on DirecTV ew:

Taylor Swift is getting her very own television show.

The 26-year-old “Blank Space” singer is teaming up with AT&T and their streaming service, DirecTV Now, according to Billboard.

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ALSO, PEOPLE ARE GETTING RID OF CABLE LEFT & RIGHT NOW, TAY HAHAHHAHHAAHA SO GOOD LUCK WITH THIS BUSINESS VENTURE THAT’S NOT GONNA WORK OUT

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And, no one is going to even want to pay for your channel, girl lol. For example:

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Now onto the most hilarious news ever:

Just yesterday, Tay dropped her new single from the upcoming film Fifty Shades Darker featuring no one other than Zayn hahhahahahahhaha:

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Also, this happened yesterday hahahhahahhaah:

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And, guess who Tay and Zayn paid to promote the song? You guessed it!

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Funny how this happened after Gigi won Model of the Year (how much did she pay for that award geez lol):

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and after Gigi and Lena spoke at a woman’s empowerment panel for Reebok what the actual fuck:

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Lorde was also paid to promote the song saying this oh gosh:IMG_2207.PNG

And, you all know Lorde has been working on new music right?

Lorde has been hanging in New York City and it looks like she’s putting the finishing touches on her album!

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Also, never forget that Zayn and Tay are both RCA artists:

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Now onto horrible actor Ryan Reynolds name-dropping Tay wtf:

Ryan decided to talk about why he was making that uncomfortable face in that 4th of July pic for some odd reason lol:

When asked by Entertainment Weekly if he was actually upset in the photo, Ryan replied, “No, that’s a problem I’ve had all my life. If I’m not aware a photo is being taken, my natural resting face is one of a man dying.”

“I had no idea somebody was taking a photo,” he added. “Therefore I was resting comfortably in my persona of a man whose soul is visibly exiting this earth.”

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Funny, how this happened before Ryan was honored at a GQ event for being man of the year wtf lol:

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That is all for this posts. Oh gosh, I fucking predicted this I knew this was why she became faux friends with Dakota Johnson hahhahahahhaha. I should win an award or something like that man. I’m more psychic than Raven Baxter lol. But, oh gosh if she really thinks this song is going to get nominated for an Oscar just like what happened with The Weeknd than she’s more delusional than I thought lol. Also, I thought she was a so called “feminist”? Why is she doing a song for a movie about abuse? Oh wait. I forgot. She’s a white feminist and we all know they only care about issues when there’s something in store for them lol. But, oh Zayn I have no words for you anymore. You’re just a pathetic famewhore asshole now. And, can you guys just imagine them singing this live onstage. Oh gosh, I’m gonna laugh if they can actually be on the same stage together at the same time, because there would be so much ego on that stage lol. Moving on now, who the hell is even gonna watch that channel of hers? She’s probably gonna have her playing with her cats and doing boring shit like baking cupcakes hahhahahahahhaha. That’s it for this post and I will be back soon to celebrate the bitch’s 27th birthday (even though it seems like she’s turning 13). Goodbye now!

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