Recap of everything that happened in January 2017!

Good afternoon my amazing and wonderful readers. I’m finally back with a brand new post about everyone’s favorite spoiled brat Taylor Alison Swift. Today, I’m gonna recap everything that went down in January for our favorite stupid bitch from her awful music video to how our favorite white feminist decided not to march in the Women’s March (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK TAY!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THIS SO CALLED FEMINIST! WHAT HAPPENED!?). Let me get started on that post for y’all:

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On January 11th, Tay was spotted leaving the gym and she actually looked like she worked out this time, it’s a fucking miracle:

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OKAY, WHAT IS UP WITH HER REFUSING TO LOOK AT THE PAPS THAT SHE OBVS CALLED AND WHY IS SHE SHOWING OFF THAT UGLY ASS BAG OF HERS I THOUGHT HER CATCHPHRASE WAS THIS:

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SO WHICH ONE IS IT TAY!?

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Also, this was announced for the bitch ughhh:

Taylor Swift wants to turn her home into a local historical landmark!

The 27-year-old entertainer requested that her Beverly Hills home be considered by the Cultural Heritage Commission to receive the landmark status, according to the Beverly Hills Courier.

The six-bedroom, five-bath mansion formerly belonged to legendary Hollywood producer Samuel Goldwyn, who built it in 1934.

The home also features a library, card room, theatre and a guest suite with separate entrance.

Taylor, who purchased the home in 2015, is requesting the historical landmark status to make sure that the classic, historic home is preserved.

1ST A MUSEUM, A CABLE CHANNEL AND NOW THIS WHAT’S NEXT YOU WANT TO BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT TAY?

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Later on, Tay wished fellow Sony artist Zayn Malik a happy birthday with a tweet basically teasing the music video for their horrible song lol:

ALSO, WHAT KIND OF TEASER IS THIS LIKE I COULD TEASE A MUSIC VIDEO BETTER THAN YOU 2 BITCHES

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Now onto Ed news puke: Tay’s faux friend Ed Sheeran WHO SHE HASN’T SEEN SINCE JULY 2016 decided to name drop her just so he could promote his 2 new singles lol:

“There’s an underdog element to it. Taylor [Swift] was never the popular kid in school. I was never the popular kid in school. Then you get to the point when you become the most popular kid in school – and we both take it a bit too far,” he explained. Sheeran is a known Swift squad member; she even recently helped promote his new music.
“She wants to be the biggest female artist in the world and I want to be the biggest male artist in the world,” he told the magazine of their equally strong ambitions. “It also comes from always being told that you can’t do something and being like, ‘F–k you. I can.’”

WAS HE DRINKING BEFORE THIS INTERVIEW OR SOMETHING?

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Speaking of fake friends, Tay’s famewhore faux friend Ruby Rose decided to name drop Tay, because she needed to promote XXX return of the Xander which ended up flopping wow we’re already in February and you’ve already had 2 flops Ruby great job Cara 2.0:

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Moving on now, on January 21, instead of being the great “feminist” she claims to be and walk in the Women’s March, the cunt decided to just tweet this lol:

IF YOU’RE SO PROUD TO BE A WOMAN, THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU WALK THEN LOL

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Also, boy did she get some hate for not walking omfg:

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Also, I love how her 12 year old fans keep saying she was too “famous” to march when:

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NATALIE IS PREGNANT BTW AND SHE MADE IT SO

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Moreover, on January 27, the music video for I don’t wanna live forever finally debuted and my oh my was it just plain awful:

THE ONLY BRIGHT SIDE OF THE VIDEO IS THAT THEY PROVED THAT THEY HAD WORST CHEMISTRY THAN DAKOTA AND JAMIE

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They also released the behind the scenes video lol:

WHY DO THEIR INTERACTIONS REMIND ME OF THIS?

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LIKE SPOT THE DIFFERENCE PEOPLE

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Going onto this: You guys remember Tay’s “inspiring” speech you know the one where she shaded Kanye for telling the truth , well it was used in a Grammy short film oh dear:

HOW MUCH DID TREE AND TAY PAY FOR THIS SHIT?

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Moving on now, Tay and Gigi finally “hungout” after not seeing each other since OCTOBER 2016:

OH GOSH IDK WHAT’S MORE AWKWARD? HOW TAY HASN’T HEARD THE SONG EVEN THOUGH IT’S BEEN ON THE RADIO SINCE DECEMBER OR HOW HIGH GIGI LOOKS LOL

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Also, it’s funny how Gigi and Tay have finally hungout THE SAME DAY this mag comes out:

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Gigi was also paid to praise the Grammy short film with her speech. Is she Tay’s fake friend or her lap dog? Idk which is which anymore lol.

Lily also decided to be thirsty and responded to Gigi’s tweet lol how pathetic:

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Remember, Lily and Gigi are both Victoria’s Secret models and IMG Models as well and Lily’s new VS Campaign pics just came out:

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That’s it for January. Oh gosh, I’m so happy that people are calling out the bitch for not walking in the Women’s March. But, really how the hell are her fans gonna defend her after that like she’s always preaching to us about feminism and whatnot and what we should do as feminist lol. But, wow her fans defending her like that no wonder she took y’all to court and threw away your unanswered fanmail lol. But, that music video was just yikes lol. Tay’s acting makes porn stars look like Oscar winners, like she was that bad and Zayn I have no words for discount Usher, like good luck with the rest of whatever’s left of your so called music career and bearding for Gigi lol. Also, did you guys see that Itunes reduced the price of IDWLF from $1.29 to $0.69? Like, doesn’t Itunes do that 2 or maybe 3 years after a song is released not 3 MONTHS. That’s pretty sad for a Taylor Swift song man lol. Goodbye everyone and I’ll be back with the post for February okay!

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