Spotted: Lord Voldemort staging a non existent chemistry photo op with her new beard

Good afternoon to my beautiful and amazing readers on this lovely Sunday afternoon. I’m back once again to report that He Who Shall Not Be Named has finally been photographed with her new beard Joe Alwyn. And, my oh my are they just the cutest faux couple ever. (Just kidding BTW, these two look as real as a knockoff Louis Vuitton bag). They were spotted in Nashville of all places. (Guess Tay wanted to change it up from Rhode Island this time, like what’s next bitch? Orlando, Florida?). Also, I discovered something about Tay and Joe’s REAL connection. I’ll just say it has something to with a very special company that Tay has lots of connections with. Let’s discuss the pics shall we?

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Just yesterday, the paps that Tay and Joe called photographed them discussing their plans for their fauxlationship on a balcony (WTF is this shit? Romeo and Juliet? Gross.) in Nashville:

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IDK WHAT’S WORST ABOUT THESE AWFUL PICS? HOW TERRIBLE TAY LOOKS OR THE FACT THAT THEY LOOK MORE LIKE SIBLINGS WHO ARE FORCED TO HANGOUT TOGETHER AFTER A HUGE FIGHT

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Now onto their actual connection:

You guys probably remember (or the people who actually saw the movie lol) Joe’s huge box office bomb Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk right?

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Well, I found out some things about the film: The movie was distributed by Tristar Pictures:

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A SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY HUH?

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Also, look what I found out too!

SHE SAW IT WITH FELLOW SONY ARTISTS HAIM OMFG

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I’m done with this post, but not this fauxlationship. This summer, I will be keeping a close eye on how this fauxlationship will unravel and what ridiculous piece of Tay Swift clothing Joe is going to wear to her 4th of July bitch bash (Let’s face it, he’s going to wear something hideous and awful, I mean he’s attending a Tay Swift party, it’s mandatory). But gosh, he’s already looking annoyed with her, like Joe you better set yourself straight (no pun intended) or Tay will extend the contract to another year. Don’t push your luck, kid. Also, if this is what Tay is going to keep looking like in her photo ops, I wonder how what’s going to wear the next time she calls the paps? Sweatpants? Pajamas? Like, seriously aren’t you rich af? Why do you keep dressing up like a homeless person? Also, do your hair geez you look like a 5 year old with that hairstyle. I mean, you are mentally 5 years old, but geez you’re nearly 28 years old! Put yourself together! Bye now people and I will see you all next time!

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6 comments

  1. Hegi Daniel · 27 Days Ago

    Hello admin, i’m newbie in this website. sorry for bad english
    i like most of taylor song. because it cacthy as hell. but since red era, i’m notice something weird from taylor american sweetheart persona, relationship, career skyrocketing, her squad and her new singer friend (ed,lorde,sam smith,sam mendes,etc) all of them have better career or stay relevant since get closer to her.
    my conclusion is taylor is talented song writer. but has mean side, nasty persona behind the scene, calculated and manipulative person
    i’m gonna ask you a couple question
    1. why do you want to do this thread (reason)?
    2. why taylor has to do all of this? i know for publicity stunt. but detail reason please
    3. who behind taylor career from PR and etc, like her father or scott borchetta or some higher power from behind the scene?
    4. what objective they want from taylor?
    that’s it. i think you’ll be busy from august going forward. because i think taylor will drop her new lead singles and drop her new album at october.
    sorry for bad english. thanks

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    • SassyAF28 · 27 Days Ago

      It’s fine! Your English is great!
      1. I wanted to expose Taylor for the deceitful bitch she truly is
      2. To keep her sexuality under wraps, so she can get more money out of her fans and she wants to win more awards, too
      3. Tree Paine, Tay’s publicist works with her very thoroughly to help orchestrate these publicity stunts
      4. I think they want new music

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      • Hegi Daniel · 27 Days Ago

        thank for the response. i have some more question.
        1. why do you do this thread for taylor only? why not the others artist too?
        2. why jay z, beyonce and timberlake (i know those 3 try to more closer to taylor since her 1989 album) don’t speak up about taylor behavior behind the scene like kanye,kim k,katy,nicki and etc.? especially i think beyonce get robbed for AOTY from 2009 and 2017. i don’t say b should won both of them. but atleast she should won 1 of them.
        3. i don’t know why taylor and adele get huge push like roman reigns from the industry? i know both of them very talented song writer. but i don’t think both of them deserved 2 AOTY in this early stage of both career.
        4. do you you think taylor is bi or lesbian or will be single for rest of her life or she wil be married with a man after she not in the top anymore (her fans/demographic of course will move on to new artist who younger than her)?
        that’s it. thanks

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  2. SassyAF28 · 27 Days Ago

    Welcome!
    1. Because, no one has done a Taylor expose yet and so that’s also why I created this blog. Also, I do somewhat expose the people Tay is connected with.
    2. Cause she hasn’t pissed them off and vice versa.
    3. They’re both white lol and Tay’s rich daddy helped her get her foot in the door, literally. Also, Adele is very talented and actually worked hard to get where she is unlike Tay whose rich daddy helped her into the music industry.
    4. Taylor is a lesbian and I could see her marrying a man to hide her sexuality.

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    • Hegi Daniel · 27 Days Ago

      when do you will stop make this thread? when taylor not in the top/irrelevant or finally get expose so badly until she can’t recover from it anymore (i think that kimye gate and fake hiddleswift disaster will not destroy her career especially taylor choose to low profile since march) or until she dies? lol.
      that is my last question. thank you

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  3. SassyAF28 · 27 Days Ago

    idk man lol

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